@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[The Jewel of the Nile]

What about fruits?

For dinner?

 

[souschef]

For dinner?

Who's gonna stop you?

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Who's gonna stop you?

Mound Dweller himself

 

[souschef]

Mound Dweller himself

He lacks nutrients to do so

 

[Johnny Dipp]

I like Olives. The best part of liking Olives is that nobody else likes Olives. So if they are on offer, there's more for me

 

[souschef]

V E G E T A B L E S

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

I bet @Mound Dweller doesn't even use HP Brown Sauce, he seems like the type to buy Daddies

 

[Drip Torch]

Notice, if you will, how all the life is boiled out of it.

Much like the British Empire.

 

[stares at error messages]

The colour food wants to be.

 

[AMHOLIO]

He's on break from food because the vegetables assassin got him. He's alive, but was touched by a stray carrot and contracted super beta-carotene poisoning and has to recover.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

My deepest condolences to Mommy Dweller

 

[souschef]

He's on break from food because the vegetables assassin got him. He's alive, but was touched by a stray carrot and contracted super beta-carotene poisoning and has to recover.

I buried him on a hill, overlooking a little river

With carrot sprouts all around

 

[Zeftax]

Unfortunately, even with Mound gone, the British continue to exist.