Mountain Dew

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I liked Mountain Dew when it first came to my area in 1964. Haven't had one in ages. These days drink RC Cola, A&W Root Beer, 7-Up, and Sunkist orange soda. But I rarely drink a full can of any soda any more.
 
Mountain Dew annihilates sperm cells and gives your semen very low viscosity. The lower the viscosity, the easier something is to stir and mix when you put it in something else. I only drink Mountain Dew because Fanta is my favorite drink, I don't wanna waste my time stirring that shit for like 5 minutes thank you very much.
 
I tried "Gingerbread Snap'd", a limited edition flavor that's artificial gingerbread flavored. I didn't much care for it. It's not like those weird flavored vodkas and sodas with some disgusting amount of sugar and artificial flavoring in there, it has a gingery zip without the acrid taste of cinnamon, yet because it's Mountain Dew still has some citrus/pineapple taste to it.

Generally I enjoy Mountain Dew flavors, I love (and miss) Pitch Black and its late 2010s revival, Major Melon and the pineapple one from last summer were good too. The VooDew flavor this year (basically Starbust-flavored), not so much.
 
I really miss the flavor of Mountain Dew Alliance Blue. In 2009, Pepsi Co. ran a promotion for World of Warcraft with two flavors in the USA. The Alliance flavor was "wild berry" and that blue shit was the best soda I've ever drank to this day. Voltage doesn't even compare. The Horde flavor was tangerine cherry, which was also pretty tasty.
 
I've really been enjoying FrostBite (their zero sugar version) lately and I enjoy it, the flavor's described as being "cool melon".
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The only "downside" is that it and its zero sugar variant is a Walmart-exclusive (and, if a friend of mine and his wife are to be believed, that the zero-sugar variant looks and tastes like Windex), thankfully there are three stores within driving distance.

Now this shit right here? I've been wanting to try it for a while now...
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...but unfortunately this flavor is a Dollar General-exclusive and those stores, at least where I live, are a pain in the ass to find.

There are other store-exclusive I'd like but I doubt I ever will. The most notable ones being Cyclone (Speedway), Atomic Blue (Kum and Go and Sheetz stores), and Southern Shock (Bojangles).
I tried "Gingerbread Snap'd", a limited edition flavor that's artificial gingerbread flavored. I didn't much care for it. It's not like those weird flavored vodkas and sodas with some disgusting amount of sugar and artificial flavoring in there, it has a gingery zip without the acrid taste of cinnamon, yet because it's Mountain Dew still has some citrus/pineapple taste to it.
I had it a while ago and I can see why it's still sitting on shelves, the flavor is basically everything that makes up a gingerbread cookie (ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, and molasses) blended into a bottle of Mountain Dew.
Generally I enjoy Mountain Dew flavors, I love (and miss) Pitch Black and its late 2010s revival, Major Melon and the pineapple one from last summer were good too. The VooDew flavor this year (basically Starbust-flavored), not so much.
I tend to gravitate towards flavors that are either seasonal/promotional (VooDew) or are store-exclusives (Baha Blast, Sweet Lightning, and Frostbite). Hell, I still have a 12-pack of this year's VooDew that I'm saving for later.
I really miss the flavor of Mountain Dew Alliance Blue. In 2009, Pepsi Co. ran a promotion for World of Warcraft with two flavors in the USA. The Alliance flavor was "wild berry" and that blue shit was the best soda I've ever drank to this day. Voltage doesn't even compare. The Horde flavor was tangerine cherry, which was also pretty tasty.
I second that dream of having Alliance Blue returning, I remember liking it more than the Horde Red (but I partially blame that on the tangerine-cherry flavor being a Game Fuel staple since the Halo 3 days).
 
There's a "new" Dew flavor out and it is tasty AF: https://mountaindew.fandom.com/wiki/Spark

It was previously a Speedway exclusive but now it's everywhere.

And they've brought it out in zero sugar as well, so I'm gonna find me some of that. Voltage was my previous non-original Dew go-to, but Spark is way better.

(Edit: Actually I like White Out better than Voltage, but I can never find it.)
 
Tired Hard MD today. It's pretty much like Diet MD and vodka mixed. Going to try the other flavors later. Disappointing so far.
 
It takes a brave man to do all the dews, even the knockoffs.
 
i rarely drink soda now but Code Red is my all time guilty pleasure drink. Sealed diabetes in a bottle but damn if it doesnt taste amazing
 
I love Mountain Dew! You can get it in diet form where I live, and it's really good too. Story: I once drank a whole large bottle of Mountain Dew right after they started putting in caffeine, not knowing that it had caffeine, and I got a massive headache. Cunts.
 
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