Movies hypothetically made better by Deep Fakes

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Tarantino in From Dusk Till Dawn. We all know why he wrote himself in. So he could literally have an entire foot stuck in his mouth. So you've got Clooney basically trying to act with someone who has the acting talent of a loaf of bread and he always has more energy and constantly has to carry a scene. It's weird and it should have been literally anyone else.

Though I'll say I liked Tarantino in Pulp Fiction but only because the writing was punchier and he had far less of a role. 'Dead nigger storage' is one of the greats.

I thought he was good as the cokehead scumbag in Desperado. That was my introduction to Tarantino and I didn't learn he was a director until later.

As for the quality of FDTD, good first half but once they arrive at the vampire bar it turns into schlocky Robert Rodriguez nonsense, showing that even way back in '96 the dude had already lost his touch. Desperado is a masterpiece of the action genre and I'll go to my grave believing that.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I thought he was good as the cokehead scumbag in Desperado. That was my introduction to Tarantino and I didn't learn he was a director until later.

As for the quality of FDTD, good first half but once they arrive at the vampire bar it turns into schlocky Robert Rodriguez nonsense, showing that even way back in '96 the dude had already lost his touch. Desperado is a masterpiece of the action genre and I'll go to my grave believing that.

No! No! This is not a "Shitting on From Dusk Till Dawn" thread. No! Shit on the sequels. Shit on the TV show that everyone forgot about. But do not shit on the original. I forbid this.