Movies of a certain, naughty nature.

Darky said:
My fetish is forum threads about pornography. AUGH YEAH
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CatParty said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmXGEplvPuY

and I was just gonna post that video...

Anyways, I was just gonna come here and say... Does Game of Thrones really need a porn parody? I mean, think about it...
 
Fialovy said:
CatParty said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmXGEplvPuY

and I was just gonna post that video...

Anyways, I was just gonna come here and say... Does Game of Thrones really need a porn parody? I mean, think about it...

No it really doesn't considering there is enough in the series :lol:
 
well, apparently two different people are making a porn parody of Game of Thrones each called Game of Bones, but yeah, when I saw the news I was like "I really don't know what else more they can add."

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random_pickle said:
I think the internet has practically wiped out tv porn channels.

and magazines

Hell I still remember the days when I charged my high school friend £20 to buy some sex documentary i taped with my grainy old vcr tv. None of us had the heart to tell him how easy it was to find porn online.
 
Judge Holden said:
random_pickle said:
I think the internet has practically wiped out tv porn channels.

and magazines

Hell I still remember the days when I charged my high school friend £20 to buy some sex documentary i taped with my grainy old vcr tv. None of us had the heart to tell him how easy it was to find porn online.
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A 50 Shades Porno would probably be more accurate to the book then even and R rated movie could be. At least from what I have heard of the book, I haven't read it yet.
 
Picklepower said:
A 50 Shades Porno would probably be more accurate to the book then even and R rated movie could be. At least from what I have heard of the book, I haven't read it yet.

Don't. It's about as erotic as a bag of potatoes. But you may have many a chuckle over it's god-awful writing. It's pretty much a really long piece of fanfiction.
 
Satan said:
Picklepower said:
A 50 Shades Porno would probably be more accurate to the book then even and R rated movie could be. At least from what I have heard of the book, I haven't read it yet.

Don't. It's about as erotic as a bag of potatoes. But you may have many a chuckle over it's god-awful writing. It's pretty much a really long piece of fanfiction.
Actually, that's exactly what it is.
 
Satan said:
Picklepower said:
A 50 Shades Porno would probably be more accurate to the book then even and R rated movie could be. At least from what I have heard of the book, I haven't read it yet.

Don't. It's about as erotic as a bag of potatoes. But you may have many a chuckle over it's god-awful writing. It's pretty much a really long piece of fanfiction.

You clearly have never heard Gilbert Gottfried's reading of it

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Gives me an erection the size of texas every time i hear it
 
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exball said:
Satan said:
Picklepower said:
A 50 Shades Porno would probably be more accurate to the book then even and R rated movie could be. At least from what I have heard of the book, I haven't read it yet.

Don't. It's about as erotic as a bag of potatoes. But you may have many a chuckle over it's god-awful writing. It's pretty much a really long piece of fanfiction.
Actually, that's exactly what it is.

If I recall there's a paragraph from 50 shades that's said to be an exact copypaste from Twilight.
 
50 Shades of Grey is booooooooooooooooooring. You first have to wade through TEN chapters of self-pity until you finally get to the sex and even then, the sex is badly written. Edwar- I mean Christian Grey is more of an insecure psychopath than a ridiculously jaw-droopingly HAWT man.
 
Fialovy said:
Judge Holden said:
random_pickle said:
I think the internet has practically wiped out tv porn channels.

and magazines

Hell I still remember the days when I charged my high school friend £20 to buy some sex documentary i taped with my grainy old vcr tv. None of us had the heart to tell him how easy it was to find porn online.
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Yeah... that kid was our very own lolcow for the entirity of secondary school. Nice guy but was so gullable, easily provoked to idiocy and rage, and flat out hilarious, it was impossible not to fuck with him.

...man the shit we used to put him through.....oh man the nostalgia :)
 
I've heard that if you reproduce the sex scenes found in Fifty Shades you'd kill your partner because the author had no concept of what she was writing about and was just making things up
 
A-Stump said:
I've heard that if you reproduce the sex scenes found in Fifty Shades you'd kill your partner because the author had no concept of what she was writing about and was just making things up

A lot of it was also flat out rape due to the lack of consent (twas justified in-text by the delightful "not rape if she enjoyed it" trope), and it represented actual BDSM in a worse way than blacks were portrayed in Birth of a Nation
 
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