Movies that should exist

[TheTitKoker]

All movies should respect and stick to the story instead of adjusting it to fit some A-lister or retarded agendas. You don't need to cast Kevin Hart for your shitty police comedy where the ONLY selling point is him being on the poster - such a flick shouldn't exist in the first place. Cast fits the story, and story shouldn't be shitty.

I will die on the hill that Bladerunner remake needed Joseph Gordon Levitt instead of fucking Gosling as lead.

 

[General Patton]

Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

This summer, one man dares to troll where no one has gone before
(Party Rocking song starts)
(Null as a kid, typing on an 80s PC)
(His parents enter the room)
"Joshua Moon, all you do is dox and a-log. You will never be as successful as your brother, Lowtax!"
"I, Joshua Moon, will show you all. I will win the internet and forge a legendary website"
(Null puts on a fedora and begins typing like that one Bruce Almighty scene)
No one thought he could make it. That he would be yet another ween. But he was no ordinary troll.
(Montage of Null being bullied by commenters on various websites, such as the Blockland Forums, ED, and 4chan)
He had a mission. The mission to find a lol, cow.
(Shot of Null walking through rural Virginia, before he comes across a man carrying a sign begging for a girlfriend)
(Next scene shows Null and his love interest, an emo girl from the Blockland forums)
"You are incredible Joshua, you will pwn all the haters, because you can do anything"
One man, mad at the internet, will win it all
Kiwifarms: The Movie (Coming summer 2027)

Plot twist of the movie: Null's love interest is actually the My Immortal author

Song playing over the whole trailer should be this

The lyrics
"People love it when you lose"
"Kick em when they're up, kick em when they're down."
"It's interesting when people die."
and
"You don't really wanna know how far it's gone..." especially focused on.

 

[Nick Wilde]