Mr. Beast and other youtube soyjack face thumbnail retard hate thread. - >:O!!!! <clickbait title> >:O!!!!

[SanicBlackMagic]

Rate me MATI if you want, but I fucking loathe looking at youtube's home page when not logged in to my account. It's nothing but propaganda and soyface retards doing this face for the thumbnail to every video they post. mx.beast(gender neutral) seems to be by far the most prominent but we have a selection of clout chasing retards doing the same shit. sssuckdickforcash usually does the same thing, but with an XX (as opposed to XY) twist on the formula.

I guess this is both a place to rant, rave, and sneed and also discuss the reason why this shit apparently makes "youtube creators" beaucoup bux. What is it about this faggot look that appeals to the masses? What gets me is sometimes I want to see what they're talking about, but I dont want to watch their shit ass videos because I cant help but live under the delusion that my solitary act of obstinate refusal to give them a chance to make any money or one more view off of me will somehow break them of this habit. I need help.



Anyway, please seethe, cope and dilate with me below. Or I suppose you can also call me a retard for any number of reasons as the truth never hurts my feelings and this is all just a venting exercise for me anyways.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

P.S. I hope that guy that trooned out sinks this faggot's channel. Maybe then we can finally live with a reasonably clean youtube homepage, though I wont hold my breath.

 

[Gutpuke]

TOTAL SOYFACE DEATH

 

[BirdUp]

youtubers earn money by making people willing to watch ads, so they have to grab and hold attention with vivid thumbnails, giant subtitles, screaming, and machine-gun editing

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

youtubers earn money by making people willing to watch ads, so they have to grab and hold attention with vivid thumbnails, giant subtitles, screaming, and machine-gun editing

I agree with most of what you said, but the thumbnails should be whatever it is they're on about, that is far more attractive IMO. Adding their fucking copy-pasta cock sucker faces to it does nothing for the content of the video and should be punishable by a Vlad-esque skewering.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Someone made a Mr. Beastify addon that adds his soyface to every youtube thumbnail:

https://github.com/MagicJinn/MrBeastify-Youtube

So someone forked it to make a soyjak one.

https://github.com/dogjak/Jakkify-Youtube

And someone forked that to make a cat one.

https://github.com/hggggggggggggggg/Marsyfy-Youtube

 

[BirdUp]

the thumbnails should be whatever it is they're on about

mrbeast and every other mainstream youtuber is successful because they market to the lowest common denominator
eyes are more likely to draw to a thumbnail with bright colors and a grinning/frowning face than something that treats them like adults

 

[Air support]

This is what I would call algorithm bait.This style of thumbnail is popular because its proven to get more clicks (I assume from children) correlating to more traffic/ad revenue

There was a some drama about "soy thumbnails" around two years ago when eightthoughts (some commentary YouTuber) called out some nickmercs (popular streamer) for putting the "soy faces" in his youtube video thumbnails. The video ended up getting taken down by nickmercs because of "harassment". Tipster also is involved in and takes eightthoughts side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebqa5jVelz8 (bowblax video going over the drama)

 

[BeetleBug242]

Welcome to culture death we have sniper wolf and soyjack trannys please take a seat.

I think we must be living in the end times, the mind rot in mass is already showing itself.

 

[make_it_so]

I agree - absolutely despise seeing these things. Something about it that instinctively flips my anger switch.

 

[Breadbassket]

MrBeast is known for it but any reaction channel on Youtube is usually a good way to find plenty of thumbnail face as well. Some even recycle the same photos because maybe they like to put as much effort into thumbnails as they do their videos.

Examples:

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Sssniperwolf is particularly egregious because it's the same 5 faces on hundreds of videos. I think she fucked someone at YouTube to become a default recommended channel in the United States.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

Because it's low effort, appeals to the braindead masses often children and manchildren and is why I have no respect for 99% of youtubers nor content creators and getting paid for this type of shit was a mistake and I would gladly go back to the time period of waiting for 1 or 2 videos a month if it mean higher quality with no stupid fucking faces, whoring their social media accounts sponsors or patreon begging

 

[Jewthulhu]

People putting their retarded soyface in the thumbnail makes me inexplicably mad.

Sssniperwolf is particularly egregious because it's the same 5 faces on hundreds of videos. I think she fucked someone at YouTube to become a default recommended channel in the United States.

She looks like a fucking blow-up doll too.

 

[CaptainRockall]

In two minds about Mr. Beast...

True. he can be annoying as heck, but he does a lot of good and he triggers the right people by actually giving money and making a difference.

I tolerate him more than a lot of Internet Celebs.

 

[AgendaPoster]

We have a thread for this where Jersh asked us to provide the soy sources.
When I open YT a lot of thumbnails are like this. From entertainment and cheesy content to war stuff, almost everyone is pulling these soy faces.
I despise it passionately, and I despised it before the meme. Not buying that it's just for the algorithm.
Regardless, disgusting shit, and the only thing I hate more than these nerds are the people that donate to them and click&watch every piece of "content" they release, perpetuating this lunacy.
I still remember when YT (almost) as a whole revolted and rebelled against the Reply Girls phenomenon, which was pretty much the same crap in a simpler form, and eventually YT fixed it.
The audiences in 2023 must be like a quarter of the IQ of the 2013 audience.

 

[Sand Mega]

Funny thing, but there is a serious channel that covers "beauty psychology" (or whatever the fuck its called) that did a fucking scientific analysis of exactly the kind of thumbnails you are talking about (and soyjaks in general) I thought that was hilarious

Spoiler: Other videos to prove the channel isn't a shitposter

 

[ToroidalBoat]

That "Mr. Beast" guy may not be a bad person, but those thumbnails can sure be annoying.

a default recommended channel in the United States

Yep. If you visit YT in Burgerland with no customization, the front page is fairly certain to have thumbnails of videos by her (and definitely "Mr. Beast") on front page.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Sssniperwolf is particularly egregious because it's the same 5 faces on hundreds of videos. I think she fucked someone at YouTube to become a default recommended channel in the United States.

Wouldn't surprise me, if I had to guess that face is a youtuber insider dogwhistle for will suck cocks &/or tranny gash for a front page spot.

In two minds about Mr. Beast...

True. he can be annoying as heck, but he does a lot of good and he triggers the right people by actually giving money and making a difference.

I tolerate him more than a lot of Internet Celebs.

What do you mean by this? What good does he do and who does he trigger (other than me and 75% of the people in this thread)?

We have a thread for this where Jersh asked us to provide the soy sources.
When I open YT a lot of thumbnails are like this. From entertainment and cheesy content to war stuff, almost everyone is pulling these soy faces.
I despise it passionately, and I despised it before the meme. Not buying that it's just for the algorithm.
Regardless, disgusting shit, and the only thing I hate more than these nerds are the people that donate to them and click&watch every piece of "content" they release, perpetuating this lunacy.
I still remember when YT (almost) as a whole revolted and rebelled against the Reply Girls phenomenon, which was pretty much the same crap in a simpler form, and eventually YT fixed it.
The audiences in 2023 must be like a quarter of the IQ of the 2013 audience.

Agreed, when the holy jihad commences, let us not forget that soyjack youtubers must be purged with the trannies, jannies, jews, and everyone who watches mx.beast (gender neutral) videos. Inshallah!

 

[SNEED.EXE]