Mr. Metokur / The Internet Aristocrat / James Triston

[*Asterisk*]

Jim is autistic, and his girlfriend his a hooker because no one else will have sex with him.

Aside from @Valiant.

 

[Squealer]

Jim is autistic, and his girlfriend his a hooker because no one else will have sex with him.

Aside from @Valiant.

I would
I mean his girlfriend

 

[Aquinas]

Jim is autistic, and his girlfriend his a hooker because no one else will have sex with him.

Aside from @Valiant.

I'd fuck jim. I'm not even gay.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I've decided to just roll with shit. It's a lot more fun.

I would
I mean his girlfriend

You wanna fuck @Valiant?

Might wanna dial back on the power leveling there, mate.

I'd fuck jim. I'm not even gay.

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

 

[Squealer]

You wanna fuck @Valiant?

Might wanna dial back on the power leveling there, mate.!

Why not? Nigga you must be gay

 

[Cuck Norris]

I've decided to just roll with shit. It's a lot more fun.


You wanna fuck @Valiant?

Might wanna dial back on the power leveling there, mate.


GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Calm down.

 

[Watcher]

You wanna fuck @Valiant?

Might wanna dial back on the power leveling there, mate.

I'd fuck valiant just to spite you

 

[Aquinas]

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

IM NOT FUCKING GAY ALRIGHT. Its not like we're going to touch sacks.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Why not? Nigga you must be gay

No woman with that many robotic components can be trusted not to probe that which should not be probed.

 

[Squealer]

No woman with that many robotic components can be trusted not to probe that which should not be probed.

Well, I'm done derailing this thread.

Anyone else think he's just a self loathingjuggalo?

 

[Watcher]

No woman with that many robotic components can be trusted not to probe that which should not be probed.

Doesn't everyone want a girl who could rust if you get her too wet?

 

[Cuck Norris]

No woman with that many robotic components can be trusted not to probe that which should not be probed.

I don't see the problem, she's equipped to do circumcisions better than any Rabbi.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Well, I'm done derailing this thread

This whole thread is a derailment. Cease derailing and it ceases to be altogether.

Anyone else think he's just a self loathingjuggalo?

I'm pretty sure self aware juggalos are executed on the spot with Faygo bottles used as silencers.

 

[Squealer]

I don't see the problem, she's equipped to do circumcisions better than any Rabbi.

 

[Aquinas]

Can we switch the banner from dramacow to horrorcow? sources tell me he Raped and killed a girl in 1990.
Edit: Asterisk, that is.

 

[CatParty]

Can we switch the banner from dramacow to horrorcow? sources tell me he Raped and killed a girl in 1990.

no

This whole thread is a derailment. Cease derailing and it ceases to be altogether.


I'm pretty sure self aware juggalos are executed on the spot with Faygo bottles used as silencers.

to get this back on track while instead of the autists dogpiling on you, can you tell me the crux of your last thread on him? you seemed to have info on some drama and the reason i made this thread was so we could get to the percieved drama.

 

[vertexwindi]

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Only if balls touch

 

[Surtur]

to get this back on track while instead of the autists dogpiling on you, can you tell me the crux of your last thread on him? you seemed to have info on some drama and the reason i made this thread was so we could get to the percieved drama.

If we don't get some real content real soon I am just going to lock this thread. This is one of the worst threads I have seen in a long fucking time.

 

[CatParty]

If we don't get some real content real soon I am just going to lock this thread. This is one of the worst threads I have seen in a long fucking time.

hey man i'm trying, but these autists can't help themselves


@*Asterisk* i need your help to keep this alive.

 

[*Asterisk*]

hey man i'm trying, but these autists can't help themselves


@*Asterisk* i need your help to keep this alive.

I'll send you a PM with more details in six or seven hours. Until then, I have work to take care of.

Sorry I can't help sooner.