MUKBANG | READING HATE COMMENTS - 10/14/2018

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Not even a "hi" from Rickie when he got home. Just slip rat poison into the sprite zero already.

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I've never in my life heard someone slurp up some dry ass broccoli.

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Also how she rolls her eyes when she mentions Youtube. This lard bucket super loves her job and her viewers guys, it's obvious.

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Edit - Is she purposely chewing with her mouth open like a cow?
 
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She will give ideas for weight-watchers if we ask....

Er....um.....yeah. I think I'm good, thanks, gorl. No, really, I don't need your advice on weight loss. Call me strange, but no.

I'll keep your number though, in case I ever need to prepare for hibernation.

(See? The haaydurz just want to hate. I even offer up my expert weight-loss advice and they're STILL not happy. Bunch of bitches mutter grumble I'm so not 550lbs they're wrong huff I'm only 549.9lbs shows how much they know BECKYBRINGMEASEVENTHOUSANDMCNUGGETSMEALNOW!)
 
RiceBall said:
There are monstrous footsteps in the background which are Becky's. God damn, fat people walk so loud. She mumbles something I don't care to listen to, but an item in the house is fucked up.
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If I am not mistaken, I think the item in question is one of Becky's decorated boxes, now being made for Etsy. The giveaway is when Amberlynn says "babe, even if you, like, don't like this box..." while flicking debris away from her teeth with her tongue in expert fashion. "...you can always make another" Becky has a micro-meltdown because "everybody is putting so much pressure on me!!" I presume she means customers, expecting product. Amberlynn spends the next few minutes talking about broccoli, salt, and butter, while smacking loudly, but she managed to blurt a desultory "love ya babe" somewhere in there to pacify the frazzled Becky...
 
lmfao @ amberlynn talking about how SHE wants BECKY to lose weight...becky who weighed 250lbs

AMBERLYNN WOULD HAVE TO LOSE AN ENTIRE BECKY
TO WEIGH AS MUCH AS BECKY

I'm screaming
 
I find it hilarious that Becky interprets a few people's polite encouragement of her artwork as "EVERYONE'S PUTTING SO MUCH PRESSURE ON ME TO MAKE AN ETSY".

Gorl, no one actually gives a shit if you sell your boxes on Etsy. I guess when you spend your days doing nothing but coloring, eating and buying graphic tees, putting actual effort into things must be overwhelming.
 
She's having a meltdown over her shitty crafts project, which defeats the whole purpose of crafting.

How did Becky ever manage to work a full-time job?
 
I like how she stretched across the counter to show us some loose pieces of paper because she "likes to write down everything".

Surely there must be a more efficient way to write, a journal perhaps :thinking:
 
JerkyPirate said:
I've never in my life heard someone slurp up some dry ass broccoli.

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Also how she rolls her eyes when she mentions Youtube. This lard bucket super loves her job and her viewers guys, it's obvious.

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Edit - Is she purposely chewing with her mouth open like a cow?
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I see her herpes I mean cold weather sore is coming out
 
AmbazFetidTaint said:
If AL has the herps upstairs, she and Necky both have it upstairs and downstairs. Their cootches probably look like sketti butter a few times a month.
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Nah, herpes infections tend to stay localized to either the mouth or genitalia/anus. You get an infection in one of those areas first, and your body s immune system is able to keep it from spreading to the other possible infection site (but unfortunately can't stop recurring break outs in the primary infection area).
 
The way she eats is horrendous: not only her bites are as big as her stomach and uses her teeth to take the food off of the fork, which is a dreadful view, but she keeps shoveling stuff into her maw until chewing seems to be difficult.
I mean... gorl, do you really need to chew chicken, an entire potato and broccoli at the same time?
 
I figure she's trying to hide her body (countertop is higher than tabletop) and/or Becky had her kindergarten craft supplies spread out all over the table.
 
Whale Lake said:
The way she eats is horrendous: not only her bites are as big as her stomach and uses her teeth to take the food off of the fork, which is a dreadful view, but she keeps shoveling stuff into her maw until chewing seems to be difficult.
I mean... gorl, do you really need to chew chicken, an entire potato and broccoli at the same time?
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I am shocked she has not choked. You know, her eating and barely chewing they way she does she could die from food being lodged in her throat before her heart gives out. I cant put my head around it, she just takes a bite and swallows.
 
'Dinner is complete'

I'm guessing that means we can look forward to a thrilling video on 'how I made my latest slop' in a week, followed by the actual vlog she was filming (and decided to stretch out) in 2 weeks time.

Oh Hamber, you deserve hate for so many reasons beyond being fat/failing at your diets every other damn day, those are just the lowest hanging fruit. These lazy ass drawn out vlog pieces, for example.
 
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