MUKBANG + WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE - 7/24

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Can't wait until she gets to her new goal weight: 600 lbs.
Edit: Oh gorl, you can't eat all the chicken you want, despite what weight watchers says chicken has calories.
 
omg guys liek other youtubers don't edit out their conversations with friends and no one gets mad, but because it's me people get mad

getting damn tired of this excuse

ETA don't watch with headphones unless you wanna hear her disgusting ass chewing and slurping the whole vid
 
Azshara said:
omg guys liek other youtubers don't edit out their conversations with friends and no one gets mad, but because it's me people get mad

getting damn tired of this excuse

ETA don't watch with headphones unless you wanna hear her disgusting ass chewing and slurping the whole vid
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And right before she was about to tell us her weight update!!! So annoying
 
Eating in bed?
1) gross
2) release a current video proving to us you're not bedbound, AL

If she doesn't show us a scale, it's not a weight loss update but can someone let me know if she announced her new weight and what it is? my guess is 546 but that means she'd tell us 531.
 
Can we start a death pool for our gorl?

At this point, the only thing that could save her is WLS. She's just eating herself into an early grave.
 
I ended up skimming the transcript for her weight: 514.6

Boring, still fat.
 
Congradulations everyone! We’ve made it to the bedbound saga!

She couldn’t have done it without all of you and her self denial!

Now she making money off her weight and mukbangs!

Give yourselves a pat on the back (AL, ask Becky to do it for you). You’ve deserve it.
 
Back to WW. This gorl is so lost when it comes to weight loss.
I would feel bad for her if she wasn't such a shit person.

"My hands are clean." Your hair is greasy but your hands are clean. OK

Even her earlobes are fat. Damn, dude.
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Saying she's not gonna do "mookbongs" for views WHILE doing a "mookbong". (:_(

"So many people are against me doing that.." (Uploading daily and putting ads in her videos to make money)
You put an ad in every 2 minutes though. Or so I've read. You ain't getting shit from me. Despite your lie that there's a section on your YouTube income report that tells you the money you made from people who use adblock.

She said she's going to be mindful about her chewing. She takes a gigantic bite, chews 10 times and swallows it almost whole judging by how she moved her whole head forward in order to get it down her throat. Good job.


"HOW AM I TOXIC?"
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That thumbnail tells me she knows her primary income is from people hate or disgust-watching her. Look at how far she has fallen in a year and a half. She's seldom clean, her hair is a greasy mess that bugs sometimes fall out of, no make up, no attempt to look nice, no attempt even to give her audience anything interesting to watch or listen to on days when she can barely move. She knows. The asspatters are mostly gone. She funds Becky in dumb tshirts and herself in all the food she can manage through hate views and the grosser she looks the more those viewers click. Those people and the dudes into watching women gorge themselves are paying the bills at Casa Gaylord. Living the dream, Amber.
 
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- That 'wrap' makes me want to vomit.
- She can't even look at the camera for more than a second when laaahing about her weight.
- Amber is SOOOOO creeped out by a laundry chute.
- When caught in a laaah about not reading comments? 'ohhh my god u guise why do i read comments'
- She can't even remember when she was her highest weight. Clearly lying.
- Haven't had the urge to binge because she laaahs about having BED, too
- "Chew Amberlynn" is just hilarious to me, too busy trying to cram that abomination down her throat
- Admitted she puts food in her thumbnail to get more views
- People are "rooting against you" for "making your money" because you're doing it in the fattest, laziest way possible by showing us your fat, lazy life. Other people work. You point an overly-expensive camera at yourself and preen at your swollen face or shove food into it
- Eric's vlogs already tell us she falls off of Weight Watchers yet again.

I can't believe I watched through this whole thing :cryblood:
 
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Worst video ever tho, half of it is silence and the sound of her fucking eating.

She has a whole conversation with Eric that she thinks we care about.

She’s angry because other youtubers make videos of them talking to other people without editing it out.

She’s not editing because she’s recording HER life, you guiisss.

This isn’t your actual life you fucking whale. Show us the special chairs you to use. How you take a fucking shit or live any sort of meaningful life.
 
First and foremost, why is this bitch pretending like she didn't have 2 more of those wraps on that plate for a total of 4. You can tell from the way the last 2 are positioned and the hummus on the plate. We aren't fucking idiots, but this gorl is just going to pretend that she didn't just eat two of these wraps and she's just now trying them out for us. Ugh. We're so, so close to Bed Bound Town! :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic: She just figured out that sometimes she likes to film in her bed! This was back on July 9th and we're back to Weight Watchers!!! Who's taking bets on how long this lasts? BTW, you can't do mukbangs and expect weight loss to work. Also, bitch get to the fucking point. She starts off about 1 min in about to tell us her weight and then she starts a convo with one of the gay about ghosts. Look, Hambert, a conversation is a discussion between 2 people, not your fat visage and a disembodied voice that couldn't even be identified. I don't even really know who you were talking to because you could barely hear the response so all I have is watching your great maw and hearing your side of the conversation. That is why people bitch about you not editing that stupid shit out. You're just trying to string out your pathetic "content". Also, comb your ratty hair before you film. You may be over a quarter of a ton, but you can at least practice minimal hygiene. If you can't manage a shower, it's called dry shampoo. You should invest.
 
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