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Good point. He's probably the kind of guy who says he'll "get to it" whenever he's asked to do anything and then he never does.
MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms
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The great irony is that Matt's entire online existence/motivation was to become famous, and somebody that people would notice and follow. Well, he's gotten famous, but not as the news regurgitating, red pilled motherfucker he claimed to be. He will forever be a laughingstock whose name is attached to being a soy filled cuck who collects boulders and false flags people. So in a way, he's gotten his wish but now he's stuck as an eternal laughingstock.
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I think one of the funniest parts about this is, nobody thinks Matt is important enough to even update this thread with what happened on the Killstream last night.
TLDW, Matt hates Dick and is jealous of his success and patreon. Pizza, you're fucking pathetic.
TLDW, Matt hates Dick and is jealous of his success and patreon. Pizza, you're fucking pathetic.
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Since you brought it up, here is the full episode on YouTube for those who are interested.
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Did Matt go on the Killstream again? No it's more of the leak shit.
Cucks Cancel St. Clair After Fuentes Photo, New MundaneMatt Leaks, Live Dick, + SPCC Emails Ralph | #Killstream
Drama, News, Politics, and a rotating cast of the best guests online.
killstream.zencast.website
Starts minute 55 so you can skip the shit.
1. Oh shit Boulderlicious is getting rid of the Mundane Matt brand? Name is tainted he says.
2. What the fuck is him babbling bout Costco? Is he filming the same shit at fucking Costco?
3. He admits to dropping videos everyday...has NO IDEA WHY!??! Oh it's because he swapped from MundaneMatt to MattJarbo and the Dead Algorithm.
4. "Boulderversary" is a thing now.
5. Cozy, Comfy, Content is sought after by people...yeah no.
6. Only people that watch his content are people that hate him. Epiphany moment.
7. Noone at VidCon gave Matt any idea how to succeed, somehow I find that hard to believe
>>This is so fucking painful to listen to.
8. Matt gets a lesson on how to make food for his kids. Hotdogs and Mac N' Cheese. The Matt flips onto his new passion: Egg Making. Enlightening.
9. (1hr:30) MATT STARED DOWN DICK MASTERSON! THE POWER OF HIS GLARE!
10. Dick has BEADY LIL EYES! LIKE A DOLL'S EYE!
I can't take anymore than 45min of this shit.
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If the kid ain’t his then I’m not so sure he actually bagged anyone ever in his life.
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He might survive because he could just hole up and live off his blubber for a while.
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One caveat:
He wants to be well known AND respected.
He wants to be the guy people tune in for hot takes and opinions. He wants to be the guy that people base their video game and movie buying decisions on. He wants to be the guy who has a fanbase that makes great looking fanart for him.
However, he fucked up and is now "that false flagging faggot that's a literal cuck".
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Yes. Yes he does.
Matt Jarbo on Twitter
“Tim really needs a social life. Comments like this kinda make it seem like he can't get a date, and is involuntarily .... Single. https://t.co/3H1QduV701”
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Although, that Tweet is a one-two punch of his recent desperate attempt to rebrand himself as a Chad, Chungus-style, in the wake of his literal cuck revelations.
Matt Jarbo on Twitter
“Meh. I've had two kids in less than 2 years. https://t.co/JRNOw0IqQi.LEVEL.MUNIZ. https://t.co/96LUJUmjw8”
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Steven Assanti holds that crown. Matt’s raising another man’s kids because he wants to pretend there was a point in his life where he got his dick wet outside of a shower.
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No you haven't Matt. Quit taking credit for another man's work.Yes. Yes he does.
View attachment 955296Matt Jarbo on Twitter
“Tim really needs a social life. Comments like this kinda make it seem like he can't get a date, and is involuntarily .... Single. https://t.co/3H1QduV701”
Although, that Tweet is a one-two punch of his recent desperate attempt to rebrand himself as a Chad, Chungus-style, in the wake of his literal cuck revelations.
View attachment 955297Matt Jarbo on Twitter
“Meh. I've had two kids in less than 2 years. https://t.co/JRNOw0IqQi.LEVEL.MUNIZ. https://t.co/96LUJUmjw8”
So what was the example of Tim being a "cum brain"? I'm curious.
WhimsicalTrolli
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Matt trying to claim he was badass to dick is pathetic.
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If you have to claim you’re badass, high chances are you’re probably not. Especially when you look like Jarbo the Hutt.
WhimsicalTrolli
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Yes. Yes he does.
View attachment 955296Matt Jarbo on Twitter
“Tim really needs a social life. Comments like this kinda make it seem like he can't get a date, and is involuntarily .... Single. https://t.co/3H1QduV701”
Although, that Tweet is a one-two punch of his recent desperate attempt to rebrand himself as a Chad, Chungus-style, in the wake of his literal cuck revelations.
View attachment 955297Matt Jarbo on Twitter
“Meh. I've had two kids in less than 2 years. https://t.co/JRNOw0IqQi.LEVEL.MUNIZ. https://t.co/96LUJUmjw8”
Didn't this cuck said "my girlfriends daughter" and he didn't even want his first kid because he would miss star wars, what a dumbass, and that's really rich coming form a guy who uploads on 4 different channels on a daily basis.
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1. Tim Pool is 1000X the on air person Matt wishes he could ever fucking be. Tim actually is trained and knowledge about reporting news and information, has been on the ground during the Wall Street nonsense, and has Charisma with a personality. Hence Boulderlicous MacNCheese is jealousYes. Yes he does.
View attachment 955296Matt Jarbo on Twitter
“Tim really needs a social life. Comments like this kinda make it seem like he can't get a date, and is involuntarily .... Single. https://t.co/3H1QduV701”
Although, that Tweet is a one-two punch of his recent desperate attempt to rebrand himself as a Chad, Chungus-style, in the wake of his literal cuck revelations.
View attachment 955297Matt Jarbo on Twitter
“Meh. I've had two kids in less than 2 years. https://t.co/JRNOw0IqQi.LEVEL.MUNIZ. https://t.co/96LUJUmjw8”
2. Frankie Muniz was a multimillionaire by the time he hit 18. He has more money in one shoe than MumbleFuck will have in his entire lifetime due to Malcomn in the Middle. Frankie can fuck all the Czech whores he wants to because his parent's made sure the money train will never stop and Frankie has some semblance of a business mindset when it comes to his income stream. Once again, RebrandJarbo is jealous.
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Acting as though you inseminated your wife's kids when they are not yours is like a tranny saying they are biologically the opposite gender. GG Matt.
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Too lazy to check now, but the most recent Tim Pool controversy is that he said he would rather have a gf/wife that doesn't work and takes care of his house and kids while he's the one working. He didn't say all women should do this, he only said "this is the kind of women I would like" because money for him isn't a problem. Dunno if that's what Matt is trying to laugh at, but I don't see why is this even controversial, especially after that recent article that has been around about how women can't find men because men are now making less money than them.
I know I might get some bad ratings for this, but it's not entirely impossible for him to achieve this. He woud have to walk away some months (probably a full year, tbh), make some introspection, get in shape, and be open about how much of an ass he's been. He would grow a spine if he actually does it. Besides, people love redemption arcs. The only reason this doesn't happen is because he doesn't want to and it's to dense to understand this is the best path for his "career". He's like the kind of person who is very aware they're addicted to drugs, knows well they're hurting everybody, but yet refuses to go to rehab because being a junkie is part of their personality now. That's why it's hard to side with him at the moment.
I know I might get some bad ratings for this, but it's not entirely impossible for him to achieve this. He woud have to walk away some months (probably a full year, tbh), make some introspection, get in shape, and be open about how much of an ass he's been. He would grow a spine if he actually does it. Besides, people love redemption arcs. The only reason this doesn't happen is because he doesn't want to and it's to dense to understand this is the best path for his "career". He's like the kind of person who is very aware they're addicted to drugs, knows well they're hurting everybody, but yet refuses to go to rehab because being a junkie is part of their personality now. That's why it's hard to side with him at the moment.
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Because Matt's gf is so obviously the BreadWinner.
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TLDR: Change is hard. Real change is harder. Matt avoids anything that isn't easy. Ergo he will be petty and small for his remaining existence.