Murdering Chris? - Need tips

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This is completely off-topic but how would everyone feel about a 14 Branchland Court VR simulation? You could choose to be either Chris, Barb or even one of the cats.
 
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Ariel said:
I'm going to force him to take acid and then take him to the chippendales to see braless men dance
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Randy Lahey said:
I'd make him go head to head in a mcflurry eating contest with Kacey, so he would die from mcflurry poisoning
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These two are the best, especially because the majority of mcflurry machines are very unsanitary. Now how do I do a combination of both? Dose the mcflurries?
 
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I said it once and I'll say it again, give him an non-refundable all expense paid trip to Sudan or Iran to promote LGTB rights and spread his beliefs of GodJesus.
 
heymate said:
Oh, dear. Slaying Chris? But then, who would write the adventures of Mr. Double-Copyright-Infringement Sonichu?
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Marvel or some other SJW comic company could take over. Even if they try their best, they can't out-SJW Chris in being SJW Chris and the franchise will have to be reboot by Sony, who will make horrible movies via Paul Feig and become further in debt, when Gainax from Japan will take over and replace all the characters with anime 13-14 year olds with plenty of nude scenes and pantsu shots. That guy who made Neon Genesis Evangel-try-too-hard will direct and come up with a special ending that irritates everybody as all the characters except Chris will turn into orange Fanta. Rosechu figurines will be made where you can look up her skirt and everyone will realize that humanity truly is dead.
What the hell am I doing up this early?
And what the hell is this thread?

Besides I'm not convinced you can actually kill Chris. Either he's a Terminator where the flat will reform around an exit wound, or he's like Legion from some of the Castlevania / Metroidvania games. He's a disgusting creature inside a ball of sonichu clone bodies and other characters protecting him from harm. You need a Belmont or Alucard with a pair of Crissaegrim to adequately take him down.

Nerdiest post ever.
 
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Better tip than my last one: Face fuck him to death and make Barb watch.
 
Break into 14BC dressed as and acting like Purple Aki.
 
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This is completely off-topic but how would everyone feel about a 14 Branchland Court VR simulation? You could choose to be either Chris, Barb or even one of the cats.
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If I am the cat I wanna bite Chris's face off and then shit on it.
 
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