Horrorcow Murray Root / Lysik'an / Grimau / Ancient Guardian - Patriarch of the Crazy Autistic Fairy Headmate Family

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Of course she's in Mensa.

This is why companies are willing to put up with her:
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Referencing AIX and HP-UX is a Murray tell. He got his start on old Data General minis. There aren't too many mini-computers left in the world, but Hewlett-Packard HP-9000 series running HP-UX and IBM RS/6000 systems running AIX are among those few remaining.

These are the sorts of systems an old timer like Murray would be familiar working with. Once upon a time, there were a lot of those systems out there and programmers who don't need piss-proof cubes to work on them are readily available.
 
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I think he's implying that some incest went on in Baby and Dani's family, but I don't get it. Wouldn't it make sense for Dani's mom to be Baby's grandma if Baby is Dani's niece?
 
Of course she's in Mensa.
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This is why companies are willing to put up with her:
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So is Lissa saying that she can write one code that rules them all that can run on all those platforms or is she saying she knows how to code for each platform? Because the former is impossible bullshit and the latter is common for programmers who have been writing software for a decade or so. There's like five people at my husband's place of work who can write software for multiple platforms.

And what piece of software would need to be compliant across all those platforms? I guess Murray isn't implying that Lissa is coding software that has to be compliant on all of them at once. Compliance for, say, Windows and AIX would be weird -- I can't think of anything that would have such requirements, short of deep government stuff, and there's no way a violent piss goblin can get contractor clearance at Oak Ridge or similar. Where exactly does Lissa claim she works?

But yeah, I live in a USA tech hub where software programmers routinely know how to code for various platforms and you don't have to worry about them peeing themselves or killing middle managers. They may stim a bit under extreme stress - autism isn't uncommon - but they still wear shoes and can understand and respond to spoken English. Murray's Faerie Sue is not a software snowflake. That is not a skill set so rare that companies would tolerate someone like Lissa.
 
Referencing AIX and HP-UX is a Murray tell. He got his start on old Data General minis. There aren't too many mini-computers left in the world, but Hewlett-Packard HP-9000 series running HP-UX and IBM RS/6000 systems running AIX are among those few remaining.

These are the sorts of systems an old timer like Murray would be familiar working with. Once upon a time, there were a lot of those systems out there and programmers who don't need piss-proof cubes to work on them are readily available.

Actually, AIX is now compatible with a bunch of platforms, as is HP-UX. I don't disagree that it's somewhat suspicious that Lissa mentions older technology a lot (like when she mentioned that she learned to program in assembly language), but it's not outside the realm of possibility that a modern production environment would use AIX or HP-UX.
 
So is Lissa saying that she can write one code that rules them all that can run on all those platforms or is she saying she knows how to code for each platform? Because the former is impossible bullshit and the latter is common for programmers who have been writing software for a decade or so. There's like five people at my husband's place of work who can write software for multiple platforms.

Uhh, not exactly impossible bullshit. Lots of languages can be run cross-platform by compiling them to bytecode.

And what piece of software would need to be compliant across all those platforms? I guess Murray isn't implying that Lissa is coding software that has to be compliant on all of them at once. Compliance for, say, Windows and AIX would be weird -- I can't think of anything that would have such requirements, short of deep government stuff, and there's no way a violent piss goblin can get contractor clearance at Oak Ridge or similar. Where exactly does Lissa claim she works?
Backup software, for one.

But yeah, I live in a USA tech hub where software programmers routinely know how to code for various platforms and you don't have to worry about them peeing themselves or killing middle managers. They may stim a bit under extreme stress - autism isn't uncommon - but they still wear shoes and can understand and respond to spoken English. Murray's Faerie Sue is not a software snowflake. That is not a skill set so rare that companies would tolerate someone like Lissa.

I don't disagree with your conclusion, just how you got to it. So far, everything technical that Lissa has said checks out. Yeah, it's kind of suspicious that she's referencing things an old programmer would also reference, but I don't think it provides conclusive proof one way or the other.
 
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This biggest question is why the fuck does she have to be there in person, soiling the rugs, for any of this.

She can just do it at home. And skype them. Hell, it'd probably be easier, because she can only communicate through text anyway.
Because she has to operate a multimillion dollar space laser or something was her explanation.
 
Uhh, not exactly impossible bullshit. Lots of languages can be run cross-platform by compiling them to bytecode.


Backup software, for one.



I don't disagree with your conclusion, just how you got to it. So far, everything technical that Lissa has said checks out. Yeah, it's kind of suspicious that she's referencing things an old programmer would also reference, but I don't think it provides conclusive proof one way or the other.
Oh man, I think I'm too young to see all the possible reasons to cross compile to bytecode. Which Lissa should be, as well. But you're right - improbable would have been a better word. HP-UX is still being supported - someone's gotta be dealing with it somewhere. And huge industries, like banking or automotive manufacturing, are still probably wrestling with code that was programmed before I was born. So yeah, unlikely or improbable would have been a better way to phrase it.
 
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All of Lissa's sex buddies are said to live in the same house. Said house is supposed to have multiple bathrooms. This information could come in handy at some point.

Think this could house that many people?

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5674-Lakeview-Ct-Gainesville-GA-30506/14647931_zpid/

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/5674-Lakeview-Ct_Gainesville_GA_30506_M68433-46337

It has multiple bathrooms, so I guess that fits, and Jordan did use that address to register his business which indicates he might live there when he's not traveling. Wasn't Justin living with a roommate when he was in GA, though? And that house was listed for rent several times. I'm not sure what to make of it.
 
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Oh man, I think I'm too young to see all the possible reasons to cross compile to bytecode. Which Lissa should be, as well. But you're right - improbable would have been a better word. HP-UX is still being supported - someone's gotta be dealing with it somewhere. And huge industries, like banking or automotive manufacturing, are still probably wrestling with code that was programmed before I was born. So yeah, unlikely or improbable would have been a better way to phrase it.

Eh, I'm younger than Lissa, so I guess it just depends on what you learn/where your interests lie?
 
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"Lissa" listens to Murray-era music. Again. Even though she "can't" because autism.

Fuckin' Stevie Ray Vaughan fanboys, smdh.

They pop up just about anywhere anybody discusses guitarists, no matter the genre or skill level. Of course Murray would be one.
 
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