Lolcow murrlogic / murrlogic1 / damien6 / MickleMackleMcKay / Michael McKay - Looking to build his deviantArt empire of Wonderbread capitalist femdom, rejected by Shadman

[ComputerWife]

How well does this dude pay?

He says earlier in this thread:

Commission artists have such egos about themselves. You should be proud of your art but don't ever think its worth more then $50 that is already insanely generous. One fucking guy asked for $500 another one fucking asked me for $1000

 

[Meowthkip]

He says earlier in this thread:

Anybody selling art for less than $50 to this troglodyte is selling themselves short.

Charge him $100 at least. He loves capitalism, after all.

 

[Bon Bon]

pssh, craft skills don't count

 

[ComputerWife]

Anybody selling art for less than $50 to this troglodyte is selling themselves short.

Charge him $100 at least. He loves capitalism, after all.

He loves capitalism but fails to understand how commissions and payment by the hour works

 

[Bishtini]

Anybody selling art for less than $50 to this troglodyte is selling themselves short.

Charge him $100 at least. He loves capitalism, after all.

$100 is still too low, $250 at the very least

 

[Archeops]

Well it appears Murrlogic has been banned from DeviantArt AGAIN, his page leads to the usual "Deactivated account page and he's complaining about it on /co/ like an autistic fuckwit. The OP pic also confirms that he's a Mac user.

 

[Meowthkip]

He loves capitalism but fails to understand how commissions and payment by the hour works

He loves the fantasy of wasting money and resources but is a total tightwad.

Figures.

 

[Umaru Doma]

Nobody's brought it up here, so I'll post something I found on tumblr (I know) that may or may not be true, I know there are a few origin stories that float around so. Adding to the pile.
Link (Archive)
Alleged Source (Video)

Screenshot

 

[Meowthkip]

Nobody's brought it up here, so I'll post something I found on tumblr (I know) that may or may not be true, I know there are a few origin stories that float around so. Adding to the pile.
Link (Archive)
Alleged Source (Video)

Screenshot

This motherfucker wants an animated commission but thinks paying $50 for a single drawing is too much?

Are we sure he's not using some of his mom's meth?

 

[Trombonista]

Nobody's brought it up here, so I'll post something I found on tumblr (I know) that may or may not be true, I know there are a few origin stories that float around so. Adding to the pile.
Link (Archive)
Alleged Source (Video)

Screenshot

He actually attached a clip from that video in one of his posts:

Have you not looked at a Hummer H2? Its the fucking pinnacle of douchebag cars

At least with a truck you can use it for cargo loading. A hummer is literally something for Soccer Mom's to feel ((secure)) on the road pretending like their Mansion Bulldozer 5000 is to tower over poor people cars.



White Bread in general so long as the primary ingredients are Palm Oil, Sugar, Bleach, Corn Syrup and anything Daddy Private Villa of Corrupted Crops genetically injects into it destroying anything wholesome organic or healthy inside it

 

[Mr.DopeShit_21]

page 22

Home | Userview

userview.wixsite.com

sincerely,
funnyjunk user

murrlogic is on the front cover of a magazine called Userview in the above link does anyone ironically care and should i?

murrlogic is on the front cover of a magazine called Userview in the above link does anyone ironically care and should i?

Fine don't respond and react with 'autistic' no wonder people hate this place.

 

[Doctor Stan]

Fine don't respond and react with 'autistic' no wonder people hate this place.

Lol, you care about the ratings. Also triple posting

 

[Meowthkip]

a magazine called Userview

I have literally never even heard of this magazine before now.

 

[Umaru Doma]

Ok I know I posted that forever ago and this is dumb, but I'm insanely curious as to what the song is saying. Off-chance, can any French-speaking Kiwis translate...? (I get the gist of it from the animation)

sorry I forgot my entire 2 years of French classes

Also so this isn't 100% bullshit, this is apparently that "magazine"

I got as far as this page and developed PTSD, so I didn't make it to the murrlogic bit.

 

[Meowthkip]

Ok I know I posted that forever ago and this is dumb, but I'm insanely curious as to what the song is saying. Off-chance, can any French-speaking Kiwis translate...? (I get the gist of it from the animation)

Just turn on the subtitles.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I know I'm late but just some clarification
Chris Chan and Tilepattern guy weren't founded on /b/, they were found on /v/, the latter I know for sure because I was in that original thread.
>inb4 /v/ is just /b/ lite

Murr is still a weird fuck either way

 

[Gunty King]

Sorry to revive this old thread, especially after most people on here seemed to have no interest in the guy, but as a longtime FJ user I wanted to bring a bit more info to light, as well as share a interview someone on FJ did with Michael Mckay that gives a little more info as well as a pretty big recent development. TLDR: He might be homeless soon

1. It hasn't really been mentioned on here but after his murrlogic account got banned he went by SatoAsami on Funnyjunk. No big deal, just clarifying and adding info

2. I don't know exactly what the timeline was, but after one of his accounts got banned on Funnyjunk (I think it was his murrlogic account) as revenge he stopped posting about his fetish shit and instead began uploading hundreds of lengthy and irrelevant video files of Let's Plays, Gameplay videos, and entire episodes of cartoons to Funnyjunk alongside every single post and comment he made. Literally no context, just random gameplay videos and cartoons. He managed to crash the site because he flooded the servers and storage with terabytes of video. As a direct result of this guy, the FJ admin had to add size length limits on video files.

3. Thanks to the video spamming, the admin of FJ ordered a ban-on-sight of him and any alt-accounts. I've heard he's created anywhere between tens and hundreds of alt-accounts to subvert the ban, they would always get caught cause his "shitposting" is the exact same thing everytime. Yet despite countless account and IP bans he would still get around them and keep coming back.

4. He may or may not be into pedophilia. People have already talked about him being into a 12 year old Gravity Falls character, but during his revenge video spamfest he uploaded a 15 minute video of toddlers screaming at each other in a daycare. When someone asked him why he had a video like that saved, he said someone else posted it and he just added it to recent images (even though on FJ the only way to add things to recent images is to have already posted it yourself. When the guy asked him why he added it to recent images the dude never answered. There may have been other fucked up videos he posted that went unnoticed and got deleted when he was purged.

5. You guys may think that to a certain extent, he's faking this shit for attention but following his DA and 4chan posts from the outside is nothing compared to having to share a site with him for years, especially when it's fairly small like FJ is. Besides, someone acting insane trying to get attention wouldn't waste their time going to Funnyjunk, let alone using it almost exclusively for several years. Not alot of people used FJ when murrlogic first joined and as time went on more and more people left. Trying to become an infamous attention whore on FJ is like trying to run a shopping mall in a town of 100 people.

Now for the interview. I'd archive it but Funnyjunk doesn't let you archive their posts.

Discord AMA with murrlogic/SatoAsami

Discord AMA with murrlogic/SatoAsami. Good evening, took some time to do an AMA with the myth. What follows is the conversation. Nothing was removed. Each image

funnyjunk.com

Some highlights from it.
1. Originally he commissioned all of his art from one Javis A. Ray. The guy runs a webcomic series and he used to upload all of them to FJ. He also has his own stub article here on Kiwifarms. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/javis-ray-legacy-control.33883/

2. He paid Javis A. Ray $330 to draw porn of his wife, and does not regret it at all.

3. The deforestation white bread is half sexual, half because he likes making stories about it.

4. He likes whitebread because it reminds him of his ex-girlfriend's tits/it's a "metaphor" for his ex-girlfriends tits

5. He voluntarily goes to therapy as of right now, but considers it pointless. He's also told his therapist about his fetishes.

6. Even if he could be cured of his fetish he wouldn't do it.

7. He doesn't understand why people find him and his fetish so fucked up, and deflects from how fucked up it is using whataboutisms.

8. If he doesn't find different section 8 housing by January, he'll lose his section 8 and be out on the streets because it's so hard to afford housing in California

Made this account just to share and archive this info, though I might come back and answer any further questions if you have them.

 

[Markorian]

Sorry to revive this old thread, especially after most people on here seemed to have no interest in the guy, but as a longtime FJ user I wanted to bring a bit more info to light, as well as share a interview someone on FJ did with Michael Mckay that gives a little more info as well as a pretty big recent development. TLDR: He might be homeless soon

1. It hasn't really been mentioned on here but after his murrlogic account got banned he went by SatoAsami on Funnyjunk. No big deal, just clarifying and adding info

2. I don't know exactly what the timeline was, but after one of his accounts got banned on Funnyjunk (I think it was his murrlogic account) as revenge he stopped posting about his fetish shit and instead began uploading hundreds of lengthy and irrelevant video files of Let's Plays, Gameplay videos, and entire episodes of cartoons to Funnyjunk alongside every single post and comment he made. Literally no context, just random gameplay videos and cartoons. He managed to crash the site because he flooded the servers and storage with terabytes of video. As a direct result of this guy, the FJ admin had to add size length limits on video files.

3. Thanks to the video spamming, the admin of FJ ordered a ban-on-sight of him and any alt-accounts. I've heard he's created anywhere between tens and hundreds of alt-accounts to subvert the ban, they would always get caught cause his "shitposting" is the exact same thing everytime. Yet despite countless account and IP bans he would still get around them and keep coming back.

4. He may or may not be into pedophilia. People have already talked about him being into a 12 year old Gravity Falls character, but during his revenge video spamfest he uploaded a 15 minute video of toddlers screaming at each other in a daycare. When someone asked him why he had a video like that saved, he said someone else posted it and he just added it to recent images (even though on FJ the only way to add things to recent images is to have already posted it yourself. When the guy asked him why he added it to recent images the dude never answered. There may have been other fucked up videos he posted that went unnoticed and got deleted when he was purged.

5. You guys may think that to a certain extent, he's faking this shit for attention but following his DA and 4chan posts from the outside is nothing compared to having to share a site with him for years, especially when it's fairly small like FJ is. Besides, someone acting insane trying to get attention wouldn't waste their time going to Funnyjunk, let alone using it almost exclusively for several years. Not alot of people used FJ when murrlogic first joined and as time went on more and more people left. Trying to become an infamous attention whore on FJ is like trying to run a shopping mall in a town of 100 people.

Now for the interview. I'd archive it but Funnyjunk doesn't let you archive their posts.

Discord AMA with murrlogic/SatoAsami

Discord AMA with murrlogic/SatoAsami. Good evening, took some time to do an AMA with the myth. What follows is the conversation. Nothing was removed. Each image

funnyjunk.com

Some highlights from it.
1. Originally he commissioned all of his art from one Javis A. Ray. The guy runs a webcomic series and he used to upload all of them to FJ. He also has his own stub article here on Kiwifarms. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/javis-ray-legacy-control.33883/

2. He paid Javis A. Ray $330 to draw porn of his wife, and does not regret it at all.

3. The deforestation white bread is half sexual, half because he likes making stories about it.

4. He likes whitebread because it reminds him of his ex-girlfriend's tits/it's a "metaphor" for his ex-girlfriends tits

5. He voluntarily goes to therapy as of right now, but considers it pointless. He's also told his therapist about his fetishes.

6. Even if he could be cured of his fetish he wouldn't do it.

7. He doesn't understand why people find him and his fetish so fucked up, and deflects from how fucked up it is using whataboutisms.

8. If he doesn't find different section 8 housing by January, he'll lose his section 8 and be out on the streets because it's so hard to afford housing in California

Made this account just to share and archive this info, though I might come back and answer any further questions if you have them.

As another longtime user, it was honestly surreal to see him become a more mainstream lolcow in real time. I had never really seen another cow prior to at least some sort of cult around them forming first, which is part of what makes him so morbidly interesting.

 

[Meowthkip]

There was a doge meme of two doges edited to have long, blonde hair filling up shopping carts full of Wonder Bread on Tumblr and I couldn't find it because the only comment I remember seeing on it was "I hate that I know what this means."

 

[SneaselFox]

There was a doge meme of two doges edited to have long, blonde hair filling up shopping carts full of Wonder Bread on Tumblr and I couldn't find it because the only comment I remember seeing on it was "I hate that I know what this means."

Found it.
EDIT:

Or maybe you were thinking of this image and confused the two?