murrlogic1 / Michael Allen McKay [debate edition]

[Damien6]

I refuse to believe you've so much as held hands with a real flesh-and-blood woman. Proof and story or fuck off and shove Wonderbread up your ass.

Her name was Jennifer. I met her when she was 21. I was 18 at the time and by the time she was 13 she road train on a bunch of other boys. I was only with her for like 2 days and during those 2 days she told me I fucked like a 3 year old boy and my dick was absolutely useless.

See, this is the attentionwhoring. Right here. The 'make fun of me more' shit he just pulled. Can we close this thread or something. All he wants is attention.

>A man who jacks off to Pollution and Deforestation cannot have a GF even if he was only with her for 2 fucking days

What the fucks your point?

 

[Eggplant]

Her name was Jennifer. I met her when she was 21. I was 18 at the time and by the time she was 13 she road train on a bunch of other boys. I was only with her for like 2 days and during those 2 days she told me I fucked like a 3 year old boy and my dick was absolutely useless.

What, you just said she was 21 and you were 18, then said "by the time she was 13"

did you mean 12?

did you date a 12 year old when you were 18?

 

[Bani]

So @Damien6
I get liking shaved pussy and white chicks but this is somehow neither and it fucking worries me.

Is shaved rainforest close enough?

 

[Damien6]

So @Damien6, why do you enjoy deforestation and white bread so much?

I get liking shaved pussy and white chicks but this is somehow neither and it fucking worries me.

Its a parallel on how normally society identifies negative stereotypes but they only ever stereotype it in a certain way that fits their narrative Lemee explain it like this. How often do you watch Cartoons or Animation of any variety where they decide to do an episode where the theme of the episode is about spreading either an environmental message or they create a character for the sole purpose of helping to spread an environmental message When people, animators/writers whatever feel the need to make plots like this their archetype of choice on how they write the episode is "Lets draw a White, Tall, Shady looking (sometimes fat really depends upon how cartoonish the show in question is) Billionaire 1-Dimensional Character who doesn't care or think about the long term consequences for his actions because as long as it continues to make money he doesn't give a shit" They have been making this one type of character in the industry for YEARS! I am so sick of seeing characters like this not because its a bad character type but because its demonized to where people start to think "Man why would they ever draw a female equivalent to a character like this it just doesn't exist." And yeah its hard how in the real world you need to really think about if such a character like this could ever exist in the real world which is probably why its so easy to make a character like they have been making for what feels like forever now in the Cartoon world because that one character can represent either one type of person that fits that narrative or a whole group of people that could fit that narrative. I'm just saying we live in a world where a female equivalent of this character I am describing is very rarely seen so I wanted to bring more attention to this fact by making more of them
In the industry I can name every example of what I am describing maybe off of one hand: Dr Blight from Captain Planet. Gladys Sharp from Over the Hedge, Eboshi from Princess Mononoke. Man I got to give PBS props for introducing what I am talking about right now in their show Wild Kratts with their newest Eco Villain Paisley Paver whose gimmick is she wants to see the world completely paved and tar and every forest on the planet be made into toothpicks. This show has now hit the spiritual successor mark to Ted Turner's Captain Planet becuase Paisley is now the modern Dr Blight.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Her name was Jennifer. I met her when she was 21. I was 18 at the time and by the time she was 13 she road train on a bunch of other boys. I was only with her for like 2 days and during those 2 days she told me I fucked like a 3 year old boy and my dick was absolutely useless.

Okay, you have a humiliation fetish, it's clear now. Piss off, I'm not having you tug it to my posts.

 

[Damien6]

It's sure is appropriate, ain't it?

White bread is the most bland and boring food in existence, after all.

Yep which is why its ironic I compare it in a completely opposite line of thinking.

Okay, you have a humiliation fetish, it's clear now. Piss off, I'm not having you tug it to my posts.

IN WHAT WORLD DOES ANYONE ENJOY BEING CUCKED DON'T FUCKING PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH

 

[Eggplant]

IN WHAT WORLD DOES ANYONE ENJOY BEING CUCKED DON'T FUCKING PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH

Anyone that identifies as a male feminist

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

IN WHAT WORLD DOES ANYONE ENJOY BEING CUCKED DON'T FUCKING PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH

Cuckold porn is so incredibly well-known in the circles you claim to move in that your ignorance can only be feigned. You're milking this site for attention and for people to laugh at you so you can get your rocks off. Go now, and sin no more.

 

[Damien6]

You're psycho-analyzing bread.

You're psycho anaylzing some non important troll on DA who is working you all into a shoot into thinking he actually wants to fuck cars. I bet you money I know who it is too his name is Phanact he's on the Pony 150 board on FJ he's Transgender he actually dreams about being dominated in a prison cell from black cell mates.

He also told me he dreams about fucking his car.

Anyone that identifies as a male feminist

I was one once. Not anymore.

 

[Eggplant]

Blah blah blah IT'S HIP TO FUCK TREES

Give me a tl;dr on the text wall

 

[Stock Photo James]

So how did you develop your bread and deforestation fetishes again, m8?

 

[diana]

Her name was Jennifer. I met her when she was 21. I was 18 at the time and by the time she was 13 she road train on a bunch of other boys. I was only with her for like 2 days and during those 2 days she told me I fucked like a 3 year old boy and my dick was absolutely useless.

You were asked a question:

did you date a 12 year old when you were 18?

I'd like some clarification as well. Thanks~

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Give me a tl;dr on the text wall

Girl anti-environmental villains gave him the prickley-wicklies as a kid.

 

[Devilish Jack o Lantern]

did you date a 12 year old when you were 18?

Please clarify

 

[Eggplant]

Girl anti-environmental villains gave him the prickley-wicklies as a kid.

I thought it was the thought of a tree stump giving him a stiffy, and he wanted to stuck his dick inside of white bread while he watched a tree get cut the fuck down but I mean

that's still fucking horrid.

 

[Damien6]

I thought it was the thought of a tree stump giving him a stiffy, and he wanted to stuck his dick inside of white bread while he watched a tree get cut the fuck down but I mean

that's still fucking horrid.

Man its the best fam gives me the best rush of my non existant sex life yet you act like you feel the need to believe that some troll from DA actually wants to fuck his car

Please clarify

Jen was anything but 12 but man mentally I feel like she never developed past her teenage years

Please refrain from using white bread instead of normal bread for your everyday meals. It should only be used -occasionally- for a fast sandwich. Your teeth and jaw need to work constantly, and chewing only soft fabricated food like a granma will get them weakened and give you a soyboy face. Love yourself

Jesus commands all Soccer Moms to eat Mayo on White Stacked High in Meat zero vegetables

Taste Jesus and Freedom per every consumption

Girl anti-environmental villains gave him the prickley-wicklies as a kid.

This

There is your clarification you all wanted so bad

 

[Bani]

Man its the best fam gives me the best rush of my non existant sex life yet you act like you feel the need to believe that some troll from DA actually wants to fuck his car

Can I ship you with the car-fucker?

 

[Eggplant]

Man its the best fam gives me the best rush of my non existant sex life yet you act like you feel the need to believe that some troll from DA actually wants to fuck his car

Do you have some kind of humiliation fetish? Did getting called a faggot in the locker room give you a stiff one in high school?

you do you man, just keep that wierd microdick a good 10 feet distance away me.

 

[diana]

Jen was anything but 12 but man mentally I feel like she never developed past her teenage years

What does this mean? Was she underage or not? Your post does not make any sense.

 

[Damien6]

Can I ship you with the car-fucker?

You do you fam.

What does this mean? Was she underage or not? Your post does not make any sense.

No she was older then me I was the one who was underage but not like a whole bunch meaning when we had sex she was 25 I was like 21-22.

Do you have some kind of humiliation fetish? Did getting called a faggot in the locker room give you a stiff one in high school?

I went to a ghetto high school we did not have lockers