Muscle Mommy's - Perfect Femoids with Perfect Figures

[Nicholas Gur]

This is the standard for the feminine warrior archetype, op. This is the acceptable limit before you cast off your heterosexuality.

 

[Axiom.]

I saw this moved to General Discussion, and I just want to say, I told you in chat that "muscle mommy's" are gay and anyone that are into them are homosexuals. I stand by that statement, also you have brain damage from doing Nitrous Oxide all the time, that is all.

Edit: In hindsight me and a couple others making fun of @TETRABAX inspired this thread, lol.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Nobody posted the JoCat video yet?

OP should've just used this next time.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

Nobody posted the JoCat video yet?
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OP should've just used this next time.

I physically recoiled

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Nobody posted the JoCat video yet?
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OP should've just used this next time.

Cool.

I physically recoiled

I was going to put a deviant sticker on it, but at least he's straight.

 

[Dick Johnson]

The face trumps the boobs, ass, and (gag) feet, because to look face-to-face is to look into each other's souls.

I think the same way about a fat chick with a pretty face.

Like what you like, but there's more to sex than looking into your partner's eyes. When my gaze slides off of her face I prefer not to find myself looking at a Dolph Lundgren doppleganger. Also I like it when a woman's clitoris is smaller than my pinky finger.

If this is all we're really doing here, I'd say the most attractive whamyn are lean, thin, yet soft and borderline feral like slightly underfed alley cats. Not full skelly mode, but gaining too much muscle or fat ruins them physically and mentally.

The human equivalent of an underfed alley cat is the heroin-chic model, minus success. So I guess just a drug addict. Just of out curiosity, do you find drug addiction to be a neutral trait in a woman or a desirable one?

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You don't need to justify what you find sexually appealing. Like what you like. Is someone going to talk you out of it? Can you talk someone into it? No, in both cases. I don't think I can be argued into wanting fat chicks and I doubt I could argue someone who did into wanting ripped chicks.

Just don't make your sexual preferences a part of your public persona. Not long ago, I saw a truck with a decal reading 'I EAT ASS' in a parking lot. Without commenting on using the nice end of one's digestive tract to please the nasty end of someone else's, the general public does not need to know anyone's position on the subject.

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This is the standard for the feminine warrior archetype, op. This is the acceptable limit before you cast off your heterosexuality.

Athena got some guns.

 

[Pomniman]

So I guess just a drug addict.

You guess wrong. But bitches be eatin' so I can see why you'd make that mistake nowadays.

 

[Dick Johnson]

You guess wrong. But bitches be eatin' so I can see why you'd make that mistake nowadays.

I'm only going off of what you said you're into. 'Slightly underfed alley cats' and 'borderline feral' sounds like a character in a post apocalyptic story. Which, since we're not living in a post apocalyptic world, is going to look like someone who isn't able to hold down a steady job.

 

[Pomniman]

I'm only going off of what you said you're into. 'Slightly underfed alley cats' and 'borderline feral' sounds like a character in a post apocalyptic story. Which, since we're not living in a post apocalyptic world, is going to look like someone who isn't able to hold down a steady job.

You're thinking too literally while I'm actually exaggerating quite a bit. The specific woman I'm thinking of probably isn't what you're imagining at all, you'd probably think she's very plain and generally unremarkable if you saw her.

 

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This is the standard for the feminine warrior archetype, op. This is the acceptable limit before you cast off your heterosexuality.

I prefer Nike of Samothrace.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

For all anime fans

Just how many one-eyed ripped waifus are there? Is there an overlap between fetishes going on there or something?

 

[Idiotron]

You don't need to justify what you find sexually appealing. Like what you like. Is someone going to talk you out of it? Can you talk someone into it? No, in both cases. I don't think I can be argued into wanting fat chicks and I doubt I could argue someone who did into wanting ripped chicks.

Just don't make your sexual preferences a part of your public persona. Not long ago, I saw a truck with a decal reading 'I EAT ASS' in a parking lot. Without commenting on using the nice end of one's digestive tract to please the nasty end of someone else's, the general public does not need to know anyone's position on the subject.

Nah, I generally don't do that.
But in appropriate threads, why not?
I used to think this fetish was kind of weird when I was drawn to this as a kid but now, especially after experiencing Kiwi Farms, I'm quite vanilla actually.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

here ya go.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Listen as long as it is an actual woman with actual vagina and actual boobs its not gay.
Is it freakish? A bit
But theres people who chase after fat chicks, and that in my opinion is far more gross

 

[Doublefrag]

Let's be real. You're gay if you don't want to be amazon position'd and sapped of your semen by one of these.

 

[TETRABAX]

Listen as long as it is an actual woman with actual vagina and actual boobs its not gay.
Is it freakish? A bit
But theres people who chase after Fat chickes, and that in my opinion is far move gross

Ah, alas, a troubling subject, one that vexes the spirit and stirs the humours within! As an alchemist of some measure, I am bound to seek balance and harmony in all things—yet there are some cases where nature's course is so grievously disturbed, that even the most practiced alchemist may be tempted to question her design.

The sight of women, once slender and graceful, now burdened by unnatural excess, fills the soul with a sense of melancholy. How grievous is it to behold such imbalance! When a woman’s body grows laden with the weight of too much indulgence, too much sloth, the very essence of her vitality seems to wither. The delicate harmony of the body becomes a cacophony of discord—how can one move with grace when the body itself becomes a prison, slow and unyielding? In this state, the act of rising from one’s resting place becomes a trial, each step a laborious task that strains the joints and burdens the spirit.

But, alas, the body is not the only part affected. The mind, too, becomes clouded under the oppressive weight of excess. What once might have been a sharp intellect, keen in the search for the hidden truths of the universe, is now dulled by the thickening humours. The sluggishness of the body seeps into the very thoughts, which wander aimlessly, unable to focus or contemplate with clarity. The spark of intellectual curiosity, which burns brightest in the well-nourished, well-disciplined body, dims as the body’s excess encroaches upon the mind.

And let us not forget the toll on the spirit, for one burdened by such weight is often stricken by ailments both physical and emotional. How can one’s spirit soar when the body is imprisoned in a fortress of excess, suffering from the ailments of an imbalanced nature? The heart labours under the strain, the breath comes short, and the very blood seems to thicken with sluggishness, turning against the body it seeks to nourish.

Women of large fat reserves are simply sub-human and have no place in polite society

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

If the topic is coom-adjacent, there always exists a website for it.

Spoiler: Norwegian cross-country skier Marit Bjørgen, I'd feel dat bicep

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

OP spelt liquid nitrogen on himself but muscle girls are of the highest levels of based.

Anyone that thinks liking fit women with muscle is equivalent to being a faggot is a retarded incel nigger that wants their women to be small, submissive, and in the kitchen. Case in point:

Opposite, actually. And men are supposed to be powerful, women are supposed to be weak, that's natural, and to seek something else or find a problem with it is liberal logic.

The only reason I'd want a submissive woman is because I want a woman who behaves like a woman.

Ideal is natural. Women don't get jacked cooking, cleaning, and nurturing.

Kill yourself, or better yet get crushed by watermelon splitting thighs.

 

[Digital Thunder]

Shit like this is why coom-posting general threads got nuked.

Nobody posted the JoCat video yet?

And in an ideal world being responsible for media this catastrophically cringe would have its creators executed.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

OP spelt liquid nitrogen on himself but muscle girls are of the highest levels of based.

Anyone that thinks liking fit women with muscle is equivalent to being a faggot is a retarded incel nigger that wants their women to be small, submissive, and in the kitchen. Case in point:

You're attracted to Schwarzenegger with a vagina, tranny chaser. I guess every man until feminism was an incel for expecting his wife to be in the kitchen. Of course you wouldn't want a woman in the kitchen, that's your place while Tyrone fucks your """woman"""

Kill yourself, or better yet get crushed by watermelon splitting thighs.

I'd rather kill myself than be between manly thighs. You're in the closet.