Music So Bad It's Awesome

Not exactly music I like, but music that kind of cracks me up.

I was actually trying to find this one vegan "metal" song I found once, but instead I found this amazing rap. My favourite is the dude in the background who just walks back and forth crouching in between the two old people as they awkwardly sway.

This is the Christian Side Hug rap which we genuinely listened to in class once when I was in high school. Apparently it was unironic but I wasn't actually at class that day... I only know it because nobody would stop singing it in the hallways for weeks due to it being fucking hilarious. Apparently the idea of it is that you shouldn't hug people from the front because boners might happen or something. It's a treat.
 
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Tokitae said:
Not exactly music I like, but music that kind of cracks me up.

I was actually trying to find this one vegan "metal" song I found once, but instead I found this amazing rap. My favourite is the dude in the background who just walks back and forth crouching in between the two old people as they awkwardly sway.
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That would be one John Sakars - ED article here - and he's essentially every stereotype you'd ever hear about vegans come to life.

Here's another one of his videos... it's not so bad it's awesome, it's just terrible.

 
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That would be one John Sakars - ED article here - and he's essentially every stereotype you'd ever hear about vegans come to life.

Here's another one of his videos... it's not so bad it's awesome, it's just terrible.

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Oh, man, this one's even funnier! The faux leather pants are a nice touch. Do you think he's proud of these? That makes them even funnier imo. I lost it when he started stripping. Speaking of...

Same guy. I got like 18 seconds in and then burst out laughing. Is he okay? Never mind, I know the answer to that.
 
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Anyone who's cultured in dumb animu vidya will appreciate this.
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Rays burning through the clouds, down from the sky up abooooooooooooove!!

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By now everyone knows Samwell by now from his hit song "What What (in the butt), but I honestly think his second song is better:
Catchy as hell, and teaches proper condom use whether you're gay, straight, or even lesbians with a corndog.

Unfortunately this, what what, and his doritos ad are about the only things he's done worth watching. The others range from cringeworthy to just bad, and there's one where he attempts to actually sing but, well, he just can't.
 
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eurovision might be the home of pop-trash and shitty ballads...
but san marino's entry of this year is something more trash than that...

 
Ian Brandon Anderson said:
I posted in here a while ago about "Fire-safety Across the Nations"

Well it made its way to youtube!


Maybe it's only funny to me because it's an in-joke with my group, but Christ whenever they sample the beeping as part of the song I lose it.
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Holy shit that's pretty great! I checked out all his songs (only 8 of them I think). This one's my favorite:

The others are like a weird rap/mariachi type thing, this one's straight-up rock. It's pretty intense...

Stop!
Get down and roll!
Side to side,
Like my rock and rooooolll!

Dude really gets into his fire safety. Also, it's pretty obvious English isn't his first language, his accent's so thick he's hard to understand at times, and he has some... interesting rhymes. And that really just makes it that much better.
 

Here we have the smash hit "It's Hip to Fuck Bees" from Huey Lewis and the News.

This is an updated version of the original, has all the verses, better sound quality, and less choppy sounding.

Can't remember how I stumbled onto the original but it's so fucking stupid I laughed my ass off. No idea who made it. May not be a joke because I guess it was first found on a tumblr called "fuckyeahfuckablebees".

So yeah. No clue.

Edit: I think I remember hearing the creator was a Bee Movie fetishist, and quite the lolcow himself.
 
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Two average '80s arena rock songs only made memorable by their videos.

Please don't ask me to explain the REO Speedwagon clip. I didn't understand it when I first saw it as a kid in 1984, and I still don't understand it now.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
Holy shit that's pretty great! I checked out all his songs (only 8 of them I think). This one's my favorite:

The others are like a weird rap/mariachi type thing, this one's straight-up rock. It's pretty intense...

Stop!
Get down and roll!
Side to side,
Like my rock and rooooolll!

Dude really gets into his fire safety. Also, it's pretty obvious English isn't his first language, his accent's so thick he's hard to understand at times, and he has some... interesting rhymes. And that really just makes it that much better.
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I see your San Marino 2016, and raise you Bosnia & Herzegovina 2008. I particularly like the lyrics, which must lose something in the translation. How else could they come up with "We spent many years on our backs eating bananas."


And for non-Eurovision alarmingness, try this for size.

 
Not that the original is any better, I just lost my shit over this one far more.

Anything sampling Baby Got Back cracks me up, tbh. It's just this is top-grade to-shelf cheese akin to some of the worst 80's songs.
 
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