Music So Bad It's Awesome

AnOminous said:
Van Morrison once ended up in a contract dispute with Bang Records and to close out his contract wrote a completely shitty improvised album with 31 songs as a parting fuck you to the label.


This is one of them. The others are about the same.
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I might actually like Van Morrison again.
 
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I just... I don't know what's going on, but I can't look away. Send help. (:_(
 
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Diane Renay, "Navy Blue."

In the words of a character from Stephen King's "Hearts in Atlantis," this song sucks the rigid cock of Satan. That being said, it's stupendously catchy. "My steady boy said Ship Ahoy and joined the Nay Yay Vee."

Where is she now? No idea.

 
Where do I start on this one? The hilariously misogynistic lyrics that sound like they came out of the 50s even though the song was written by four women? The overbearingly canned production from the same guy who produces for Florida Georgia Line? The annoyingly high pitched twangy singing that sounds like a redneck chipmunk?

 
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First dude's hair is legendary.


Wallpaper's annoying but he grew on me after a while.
 
Bagronkleton said:
Complete with oiled up backup dancer Jason Statham!
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Bugger me sideways, it is him! There are not enough Winner ratings in the world for your exposing his secret leopard-skin-speedo'd shame.

Right My turn.

Trackshittaz, "Woki mit deim Popo."

Means literally, "Wiggle your bottom" and yes, the artist is actually called Trackshittaz. It doesn't disappoint.

 
Ginger Piglet said:
Bugger me sideways, it is him! There are not enough Winner ratings in the world for your exposing his secret leopard-skin-speedo'd shame.
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Here, have a second helping of Statham. Now with body paint posing action!
 
What happens when you take the worst of circa-2004 rap and graft it onto the rapidly-dying trend of "bro country"?

You get "Vacation" by Thomas Rhett. This song has it all: annoying beat done almost entirely on triangles; repetitive chorus; autotune; slowed down vocals; product placement up the ass; egregious sampling (the bassline is "Low Rider" by War)...


I have never seen a song bomb this badly on the country charts. It stalled out at #30 only two months after its release, which is downright ridiculous coming off six straight #1 hits.
 
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Maybe it's nostalgia but the song is so cheesy yet makes me smile.
 
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