Music that is the audio equivalent of shitposting

[Titos]

Both one of my favorite shitpost songs and also one of the best comedy sketches ever aired on TV

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

brokeNCYDE - Freaxxx

From the album "BC13 EP" available Now @ http://www.shopsilence.com/brokeNCYDE-EP-p/nze105.htm© BreakSilence Recordings

www.youtube.com

 

[SavorySheikah]

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

Never have I felt so relaxed after listening to this shit

 

[Hot Fuss]

 

[Precursor James]

FEL

www.mikseri.net

 

[Pissmaster]

Bloodhound Gang - The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey

Spoiler: I don’t get it

Think about if you were playing this in a CD player, watching the seconds count up from 1 to 10

 

[NoonmanR]

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

 

[Gaymead]

Good for thugposting:

 

[NevskyProspekt]

Genesis usually had at least one shitpost song on each of their albums in the 80's and early 90's, starting with Who Dunnit? on Abacab. It's pretty funny, because Phil Collins' drumming still kicks ass on an intentionally silly song.

Illegal Alien on their 1983 eponymous album also counts.

And of course the iconic 'I Can't Dance' from We Can't Dance in 1992.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It’s a freestyle but I don’t get why this can’t be a shitpost as well.

 

[TakeSoma]

Wheeler Walker Jr, the man who saved country music. Good country tunes, but lyrics are pure shitposting. Love it.

Here's a broken relationship anthem:

Spoiler: Kinda NSFW

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

 

[Sneeds]

This next verse, this next verse though
Lift yourself up on your feet
These bars
Lift yourself up on your feet
Watch this, go

[Verse: Kanye West]
Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

 

[Elysian]

 

[BiggerChungus]

 

[Car Won't Crank]