Music that is the audio equivalent of shitposting

Noise. A bonus, song titles on Exploring Jezebel's album On A Business Trip To London are incredible. Songs titles such as "Since I Am On A Strict 500 Calorie A Day Diet With Extensive Exercise And No Alcohol, I Have The Shape Of A Petite Little Woman, And My Wife Has Paid For Breast Implants And Facial Surgery To Make Me More Acceptable" are one of the few.
 
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OH MY GOD BASEDGOD IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA I'M WORKIN' I'M TWERKIN' IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
 
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It reminds of the shitposts that start off with an attention getting opening line, then just descend into autistic chaos.
 

I was visiting in Africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth
I sucked like a whore while I was ass-fucked by elephant trunk
After all it wasn't too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted all over my face
I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again

Might just as well post any Pornogrind track.
 
The entire soundtrack for the Greasy Strangler. I believe one youtube commenter referred to it as "ear rape."

The country equivalent of a musical shitpost is pretty much all of Mojo Nixon's discography.
 
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