My Apology - what some dimissively call troll's remorse, but darker

[Illuminati Order Official]

My post history is public.

Fren, there's nothing that bad there. Hell, you even respect pronouns:

They posted their girlcock on Twitter lol

 

[Scout Trooper]

Semantic line breaks. I forgot that the KF engine kept them instead of making paragraphs like LaTeX and every sane system basically.

> LaTeX
Oh Jesus you're one of those

My post history is public.

No one is interested in digging through your retarded posts. If you were actually sorry you would be able to specify what you did that you feel bad about.

When are you transitioning, or have you already started with the HRT?

 

[AgendaPoster]

I don't love to, but I did dox him so I have to say sorry even though I don't like him.

Even though I have controversial views on doxing (i.e. I don't think it is acceptable in most circumstances), your excuses are worthless. You either are trolling, or you're on some personal journey and think you have to make amends for w/e dumb shit you've done, and KF is the worst place to engage in some emotional guilt trip.
Aaaaaanyway.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Who in the frothy fuck are you?

 

[Just A Butt]

I don't love to, but I did dox him so I have to say sorry even though I don't like him.


Semantic line breaks. I forgot that the KF engine kept them instead of making paragraphs like LaTeX and every sane system basically.


My post history is public.


Jimmy Cricket did.

that's a lot of words to say "i'm a dumbass faggot who should probably fuck off and kill myself"

 

[Matt Damon]

Nobody cares about you, what you're apologizing for, or anything else you have to say.

 

[Citation Checking Project]

Fren, there's nothing that bad there. Hell, you even respect pronouns:

No one is interested in digging through your retarded posts. If you were actually sorry you would be able to specify what you did that you feel bad about.

I went through 16 pages of my shit and that's what I found:
- transphobia right here (and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here) followed by misgendering here which I even totally forgot about. Lily I am so sorry, you are valid and braver than any Internet transphobe on here including me.
- keeping OSINT dossiers on random people against their will. There's stuff I didn't post and have now deleted, can't say more.
- obviously doxing and doxing attempts which I won't even link.
- generally participating in the anti-trans Internet eye-of-Sauron thing at all. It sucks that I sunk money, time, and energy into making other people worse off instead of making my life better.

Who in the frothy fuck are you?

I'm you from the future.

When are you transitioning, or have you already started with the HRT?

That's a self-report if I've ever seen one. Don't worry, you're not sick and you're not alone, queer people are a naturally-occurring phenomenon and you deserve a supportive environment to flourish in. Happy Pride Month!

 

[Just A Butt]

I went through 16 pages of my shit and that's what I found:

were you born a fart-huffer or did you have to work at it?

 

[AgendaPoster]

That's a self-report if I've ever seen one. Don't worry, you're not sick and you're not alone, queer people are a naturally-occurring phenomenon and you deserve a supportive environment to flourish in. Happy Pride Month!

Happy Pride Month!
Could you kindly explain to us, in as much detail as possible, the events that led to you becoming a progressive and openly being an ally to the LGBTQIA+ community?
Do ignore the more negative users. Most of us are just very curious about what has happened between 2020 and 2023.
Cheers!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

transphobia right here (and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here) followed by misgendering here which I even totally forgot about. Lily I am so sorry, you are valid and braver than any Internet transphobe on here including me.

I came here with a neutral stance on them, I wasn't even checking their threads and I generally believe that it's the same with the right as it is with the left - the farther you go from the center the worse and more retarded it gets. Then Keffals happened and I learned how they insist on invading female-only spaces, how they viciously attack women who refuse to validate them, how they manipulate dumb teenagers into mutilating themselves for their own validation and possibly for sexual gratification.
Nothing any Kiwi said made me anti-troon. Troons made me anti-troon with their words and actions. All KF did was documenting those words and actions.

 

[SentinentCloud]

Sometimes kiwifarms atract some very colourful people

 

[Gravemind]

OP talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Spoiler: Autistic Shitpost - OP Show Trial Edition

Comrades,

As the counterrevolutionary ringleader primarily responsible for the Bloc of Rightists and Trotskyites I would like to to express my utter remorse for my crimes and wish only for clemency from the Presidium and the faithful members of the All-Union Communist Party (Bolsheviks) as well as the very bedrock of our nation, the workers and peasants, my actions have hurt.

While only the Party is in a position to describe the full impact of my actions, I will nonetheless give my incomplete understanding of them now. I performed acts of wrecking and sabotage, discouraged Stakhanovite efforts in my rolling mill and committed repeated acts of industrial espionage on behalf of the capitalists prior to their departure, public degradation of Soviet authority, religious worship, intentional spread of venereal diseases, bribery of public officials, theft of socialist property, unlawful possession of foreign currency, and during 1936 and 1937 consulted regularly with foreign agents of the capitalist and fascist powers with an aim to overthrow Soviet power and restore the Tsar.

Such actions can induce anti-Soviet behavior and weaken the resolve of the people to complete socialist construction. They can also induce others to emulate these behaviors, which results in more pain and suffering among the workers and peasants who have sacrificed so much for this noble cause. Although my actions are meaningless in the face of the power wielded by the now-liberated proletariat I have decided this is not who I want to be as a person and I deeply repent of it.

I want to touch upon the fact that I have, unknowingly at first and for long, failed to properly mold a new Soviet consciousness. I was raised as the son of a middling landlord in the midst of pre-Revolution barbarism, a society where feudal-rent seeking was prevalent, yet I was abused by my peers for not living up to its standards and for my efforts to relieve the suffering of the workers and peasants around me.

Out of shame, mind you shame for my failure to exploit the people at a level comparable to my peers, I tried and failed to correct my behavior and repress how I truly felt, hoping that this would bring me fulfillment. Of course, Comrade Stalin's Dialectical and Historical Materialism makes it clear this thinking is nothing more than a fantasy built upon the lies of the rentier class. I would never be one of them as long as the fire of Revolution was kindled in my heart.

Unable to recognize and resolve the class struggle within myself, I related to increasingly social and democratic movements until I joined the Russian Social Democratic Labor Party in 1913, with the idea that I could finally be free and true to myself among those of a fully socialist and revolutionary mindset.

While there are Bolsheviks I have met who are consistent in their ideological discipline and fully believe in the project of socialist construction, a significant number of Party members — including myself — engaged and continue to engage in behavior that not only harms themselves but the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics as a whole!

Thankfully through cooperation with the NKVD I have been able to aid the Party in eliminating these fascist parasites in our midst. Of course none of this is to excuse anything I have done. The terrifying fact that one can cultivate a Bolshevik consciousness but retain counterrevolution in one's heart is a matter all Party members should keep close at mind. If I can fall to counterrevolution, so can you.

I made this confession to repent of my crimes and advance the Revolution in whatever way a criminal and traitor like myself can accomplish.
I decided to fully confess in this trial to forever disgrace myself as unworthy to be called a Bolshevik and Communist and I trust the Party to carry out the appropriate sentence for my crimes.

Although I fully believe I am what the charges suggest of my character, the Party requires unvarnished truth when considering these accusations and I fully submit to its justice in whatever method it deems fit for the nature of these crimes.

Glory to Stalin and the All-Union Communist Party!

P.S. If you would like to contact me I was sentenced to 10 years in prison without the right of correspondence so good luck.

 

[.iota.]

Jimmy Cricket did.

his name is jiminy cricket.

if you're going to heed the advice of disney's jiminy cricket to "let your conscience be your guide", you might want to consider that in the original nineteenth century italian publication of the adventures of pinocchio, the talking cricket is killed with a mallet after telling pinocchio, "you are a puppet, and what's worse is that you have a head of wood", then he's resurrected as a ghost of his former self by the fairy with turquoise hair.

edited for clarity.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I don't even know who the fuck you are

 

[AnOminous]

I don't even know who the fuck you are

And why the fuck would some autistic retard apologize to pedophiles and trannies (but I repeat myself) on Kiwi Farms, when it's on tor, when none of those people are even smart enough to read it?

Just pure autism.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This poem isn't that good. Meter feels off for one thing.

 

[The Internet Dick]

You're apologizing to Vaush, a piece of commie shit roughly sculpted into the shape of a human being. And that bit about 'toxic masculinity'? Trust me, you have no worries on that score.

The one thing I and others have noticed about troll's remorse is the strangely high number of weepy, whiny former trolls who make these public confessions invariably start exploring their feminine side, if you know what I mean. Oh, you don't know what I mean. Okay, I mean sexually. I mean they troon out and start taking it up the ass, usually from black dudes. It's a weird, seemingly inevitable pattern all of you fall into. Your trolling was a symptom of your real problem, and your real problem was apparently the lack of black cock up your ass. I suggest you get right on that, if you know what I mean.

Okay, you're giving me that look again. I mean get right on that sexually, literally. It's a joke, okay? A play on words. Jesus.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

And why the fuck would some autistic retard apologize to pedophiles and trannies (but I repeat myself) on Kiwi Farms, when it's on tor, when none of those people are even smart enough to read it?

By the fact that he calls himself a journalist and feels the need to make public statement I judge that OP has seriously overblown ego and he severely overestimates his own importance.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

By the fact that he calls himself a journalist and feels the need to make public statement I judge that OP has seriously overblown ego and he severely overestimates his own importance.

I still have no idea who he is, and I couldn't find him on Google, Brave search, or Duckduckgo either.