My boss peed in the urinal next to me, what should I do?

[WinchesterPremium]

Title.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Maybe wink at him or comment on his hog. Bro you never know you might get a raise.

 

[topsikrets]

ever heard of the horsecock maneuver?
piss with as much force as you can muster.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Start backing away from the urinal, still pissing, and show him you can piss farther than him.

 

[nasty bitty goku boy]

you say "hello master" and push two fingers firmly up into his gooch to let out the few last of his boomer droplets, if he doesnt say "thanks old sport" you should report him to HR

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Obligatory sword fight

or

"Don't cross the streams" joke.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Suck his dick.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Wait till he leaves and scoop his piss out and shove it up your ass, then get mad cash outta him for child support.
That's how it works I think.

 

[Stop]

Windmill your penis until the force of it pulls you around the office.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Write an article about it and delve into the specifics of urinal etiquette for FtM troons looking for tips.

 

[Fools Idol]

Depends. Was it bigger? Because if it was then you should've completed the chap on his fine member.

 

[Retink]

Offer to hold his penis for him to show him you're a good employee.

 

[Jimmy Pop]

Ask him if he would like to touch tips and make your peepees kiss

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Retaliate. Find out which car he drives and piss in his gas tank.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Look at it, then look at him, slightly chuckle and say “I’m sorry” and walk away. Total alpha move, employers respect that.