My boyfriend just finished a video game. Only to find that known murderwhore Zoe Quinn worked on the title. What should I do?

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If op is a lady she is lying, guys that play videogames don't have girlfriends

If op is a dude both of them are gay
 
Inflatable Julay said:
If op is a lady she is lying, guys that play videogames don't have girlfriends

If op is a dude both of them are gay
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Maybe op considers himself a straight man who sometimes has sex with men. Or maybe op is always the one giving anal to his boyfriend, and never receives anal, and thus op thinks of himself as a straight heterosexual male because he never receives cocks in his ass he only gives cocks to his boyfriend ass.

It reminds me of Mr Magenta. Mr Magenta considers himself a straight man, and even had a wife before in the past, but when Trent is around, mr Magenta, does things, to Trent’s anus.
 
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BlancoMailo said:
I actually was really enjoying They Bleed Pixels for the pleasant, short little game that it was - right up until I experienced a gamebreaking bug that prevented me from progressing due to the incredibly shitty QA work. I still haven't ever finished the game to this day, glad I finally know who to blame for that...
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I never experienced any such thing and finished all the content, but I'd like to hear what you had so I'll know in the future who to blame if anyone comes across it.
 
Use the fact that he's one of the three people who actually bought and played one of Zoe's games to place him in her toxic orbit on Twitter - then once he gets close and they meet IRL, have him detonate a suicide vest Manchurian Candidate style but for video games.
 
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Clop said:
Zoe was just a VA in it, and if you give a shit about that, stop.

Here's a list of shit she sticks her filthy gob in https://www.mobygames.com/developer/sheet/view/developerId,643821/
She voiced Katelyn, so now you know which character to instinctively hate.

Production
Depression Quest (2013)(Lead Insomniac)
Design
Depression Quest (2013)(Game design)
Programming/Engineering
Depression Quest (2013)(Coding)
Writers
Framed (2014)(Writing)
Depression Quest (2013)(Writing)
Art/Graphics
Depression Quest (2013)(Photography)
Audio
2064: Read Only Memories (2015)(Katelyn)
Jazzpunk (2014)(Additional Voices by)
Quality Assurance
Fez (2013)(Windows Version QA Team)
They Bleed Pixels (2012)(Lead Testers)
Thanks
Russian Subway Dogs (2018)(Special Thanks)
Hyper Light Drifter (2016)(Special Thanks)
Jazzpunk (2014)(Special Thanks)

In case you didn't already know, she doesn't do much.
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Well shit, now I gotta burn my digital copy of They Bleed Pixels. Shame.
 
Beat him then peg him then beat him then peg him then beat him then peg him then beat him then peg him then beat him then peg him then beat him then peg him then beat him then peg him then beat him then peg him then beat him then peg him then beat him then peg him then beat him then peg him then beat him then peg him then kill him
 
Clop said:
I never experienced any such thing and finished all the content, but I'd like to hear what you had so I'll know in the future who to blame if anyone comes across it.
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It's been a couple of years but from what I remember, during one of the levels the game just shit the bed, I can't find the original post that detailed their 'fix' for this at the time, it was similar to this one (which is still an issue apparently) but would flat out crash the game. By the time it started getting to the 'try reinstalling your drivers and do X/Y/Z?' after every other attempted fix, I just said to hell with it.
 
BlancoMailo said:
It's been a couple of years but from what I remember, during one of the levels the game just shit the bed, I can't find the original post that detailed their 'fix' for this at the time, it was similar to this one (which is still an issue apparently) but would flat out crash the game. By the time it started getting to the 'try reinstalling your drivers and do X/Y/Z?' after every other attempted fix, I just said to hell with it.
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I'm wagering it's a Windows 10 compatibility issue since that's what all the tickets mention.

I did find this thing, if that's what you were referring to. Always sucks when another game fails to work on Win10.
 
Clop said:
I'm wagering it's a Windows 10 compatibility issue since that's what all the tickets mention.

I did find this thing, if that's what you were referring to. Always sucks when another game fails to work on Win10.
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No, this was a few years before Windows 10 came out. I played a few months after the game's release. Since it was never resolved on my old laptop, I can't really say what the issue was but from reading through the forums, the game seems to suffer from being reliant on your computer running it at a consistent 60 fps or the animations get out of synch. Kind of reminds me of how some old pc games relied on the CPU processing speed to determine animation speed/physics but never capped it, resulting in modern processors making the characters look like they're on crack or having objects bounce around like they're spring-loaded.
 
FF 215 said:
The game is called Read Only Memories.
I haven't played it cuz I hate the robot. (who isn't Zoe, just lame lol)
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That game is garbage, you’re not missing anything. Just leave him.
 
She probably didn't actually do any work on it if that's any consolation. The thing about Zoe Quinn is that her name being on something doesn't mean she was involved beyond knowing somebody.
 
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edboy said:
Fuck him to make him give the game a bad review. Kind of the opposite of what Zoe Quinn did.
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If we reverse the polarities perhaps she'll be banished to the Z dimension.
Autismo Pinochet said:
I thought she stopped making games after Depression "Quest".
That was an awful, pointless game.
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I recall it being less a game and more of a multi-choice-interactive-power-point presentation. Am I misremembering? Also, not to downplay depression, its an awful place to be, but it is also the basic bitch of mental illnesses.
 
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