my cat wants some of my food, should I give it to her?

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Monolith said:
Only if you give her some chocolate for dessert

I am not liable if you are actually retarded enough to do this.
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I'm not giving my cat chocolate although one ill trained cat was retarded enough to get in my white chocolate mocha latte while I was washing dishes, that cat was hyper for 3 hours, granted it was coffee with chocolate flavoring and soy milk, but I learned now to drink my drinks in cover cups. Chocolate and coffee kills dogs, in cats they become hyperactive spergs.
draggs said:
Give kitty some chicken dont be an asshole to kitty

Be an asshole to strangers on the internet and at the gas station
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alright I cant eat it anyway, kitty will get chicken, but I'll have to debone some of the parts.
 
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I always agree with sharing with the cat, but only if they know that they get some, if I am willing to give it to them, and to not continue bothering me once I stop giving them any.

Not sharing with the cat, if it's an imposition to do so, is a bitch move. The cat isn't stupid, they know the shit you are eating is better than the shit you are feeding them.
 
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if it's seasoned heavily probably no just in case
tbh in most cases when my cats have thrown a spaz about some food if it wasn't onion-rama my SOP is to glop about a half-teaspoon on to a plate, 99.9% of the time they just look at me like "wait, wtf, you're sharing? eww fuck that I just wanted to bitch about things"
 
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pedoguyguykrai said:
... granted it was coffee with chocolate flavoring and soy milk, but I learned now to drink my drinks in cover cups...
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Don't think soy or you will end up like Cosmo/Narcissa Wright.
 
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My second youngest brother's (and wife's) little dog ate some chocolate rice crispies scattered on the ground during a children's party, The speed this little dog then moved at was incredible.

Cats like chicken. Give it to them.
 
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XYZpdq said:
I grew up with a sneeze-type allergy to cow milk. After about a week of fake milk I was like "yeah nah. no 'milk' is better than any of this bullshit."
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yeah well it destroys my insides, and I am a wahmain anyway to phyto estrogens don't hurt me.it only hurts those with benis and makes them troon freaks, also hemp milk makes some pain go away and sleepy. drinkg that before bed, and you'll have a good nights sleep.
 
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Almond milk, coconut milk, banana milk, oat milk, cashew milk, hemp milk.

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