My experience with Christian (featuring a new original art piece)

[BT 075]

Angry Sonichu looks just like regular Sonichu to me, only he had a stroke and popped a vein in his eye.

 

[Petronella]

Not sure what's worse, the smudged ink all over the certificate or fixed!Sonichu's squishy eyes.

 

[MagiChansBoyfriend]

These are golden. Chris is most interesting as an artist when he channels his autistic rage into his work.

I think my favourite bit might be the dirty, smeared certificate.

 

[Termiborg]

Wait, are those smudges on the authenticity paper itself? Please tell me he that it's not his way of saying: You are a bad, bad customer.

 

[Marvin]

Hielo is the Spanish word for ice. Chris is still into peppering his work with random Spanish words, it would seem.

Subtle.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I know at the time a lot of shit was thrown your way. Totally worth it for that commision. Shit is awesome

 

[Some JERK]

Wait, are those smudges on the authenticity paper itself? Please tell me he that it's not his way of saying: You are a bad, bad customer.

the optimistic theory is that it's spit...

 

[Marvin]

angry eyes yellow sonichu and the noseless replacement.

Was the nose omitted or did it just simply fall off? If it's the former, stick to it (if you want to). Insist he fix that problem.

Force Chris to accept he can't get the last word.

 

[YI 457]

the optimistic theory is that it's spit...

Maybe a touch of Fanta?

 

[Termiborg]

the optimistic theory is that it's spit...

Yeeeeeah, thanks for reminding me of what he is capable of

 

[Some JERK]

Maybe a touch of Fanta?

Joking aside, who knows? Chris engages in magical thinking (lego-voodoo, curses, etc...) so it could be his sweat or tears or some stupid shit like that. It could also just be that Chris obviously didn't give a shit about this order so he just used a COA that he'd already ruined by spilling his drink.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I like the dollar bills flying out of the tugboat's portholes
Are the lines on "Mr. Smith" 's face supposed to be like the troll face? XD

 

[derpi]

Oh my god I love it.
Sonichu looks so done :>

 

[Holdek]

Hielo is the Spanish word for ice. Chris is still into peppering his work with random Spanish words, it would seem.

Peppering his work with misspelled Spanish words, of course.

Wait, are those smudges on the authenticity paper itself? Please tell me he that it's not his way of saying: You are a bad, bad customer.

I think he was just angrily holding the pen as he signed his name.

 

[YI 457]

Peppering his work with misspelled Spanish words, of course.

Damn it. I forgot about this clusterfuck. Thanks for gangraping my native language, Chris.

 

[Holdek]

This is good work OP but you should have tried for an apology video too.

 

[timtommy]

It's interesting how Chris seems to see the power dynamic.

By doxing The Coward, he shot his one bullet. Aside from doxing him other places, and maybe marginally adding to the headache, there was nothing else he could do. He also acknowledged over and over again how much leverage The Coward had, and how much the eBay case and possible future actions would really do damage to him. So he seemed to be aware that The Coward held all the cards.

But he still played it like he had the cards. He made all kinds of demands and final offers.

It is typical of Chris of course, but it makes me realize what is so terrible about Chris' negotiation techniques. He flips back and forth way too much between strong and demanding and weak and conciliatory, often using them both in the same message. In general, both can be viable techniques, and you can transition between them if you want to demonstrate flexibility up until a certain line, or something like that. But Chris tries to do both simultaneously, which makes him sound like a clown. His attempts at negotiation always sound like "I am a poor misunderstood victim, so MEET ALL MY DEMANDS RIGHT NOW"

 

[Enceladeans]

I think the most revealing thing here is we now know how Chris views his trial in hindsight.

Michael Snyder, covetous Jew that he is, sued Chris to get all his money (never mind that it was a criminal suit and by definition the state has to be the plaintiff), but it failed and now he's out of a job. That was all Chris, baby. Don't fuck with the Level-Up King.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Why is Heilo written on the bucket...?

Confirmed: Chris is not just worse than Hitler, he loves Hitler.

 

[wheat pasta]

"YOU PUT ME ON A SINKING SHIP."
I'm dying