My fellow Americans, it is time to start getting hype for the 4th - Euro-queers BTFO'd annually

[TiggerNits]

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[Just A Butt]

be safe boys & girls

 

[TiggerNits]

be safe boys & girls

But not too safe or we'll call you a fag

 

[Wormy]

Go ahead... I won't mention how France helped us win....

 

[TiggerNits]

Go ahead... I won't mention how France helped us win....

France Status: Occasionally cool

 

[CumDumpster]

Go ahead... I won't mention how France helped us win....

>France
You mean that nation who waves white flags so frequently you'd think it's their national flag, or the nation whose sport is stylishly running from things?

 

[Wormy]

>France
You mean that nation who waves white flags so frequently you'd think it's their national flag, or the nation whose sport is stylishly running from things?

Believe it or not, they were a legit threat once.

Just keeping it real there, them being at war with Britain was part of the reason we succeeded.

 

[The Last Stand]

Happy Independence Day!

 

[TiggerNits]

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

 

[EnemyStand]

Always remember, for a proper Independence Day celebration three things are required.

1. Enough explosives to be put on a terrorist watchlist.
2. Enough booze to float a ship.
3. The ability to handle both at once without anyone that matters getting blown up.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Always remember, for a proper Independence Day celebration three things are required.

1. Enough explosives to be put on a terrorist watchlist.
2. Enough booze to float a ship.
3. The ability to handle both at once without anyone that matters getting blown up.

Agreed, but one must also include 4) the copious amounts of food — BBQ, grilled, or in a giant pot/cauldron (thinking of making chili to go with my burgers this year).

 

[Agarathium1066]

Go ahead... I won't mention how France helped us win....

French are decent folk who are so fond of being contentious and scrappy that even after the end of their best years they continued to tear down their own government regularly. They are our brothers and sisters. Sadly, much like many siblings they can be dumbasses and go through shitty phases.

 

[EnemyStand]

Agreed, but one must also include 4) the copious amounts of food — BBQ, grilled, or in a giant pot/cauldron (thinking of making chili to go with my burgers this year).

Technically optional, but doing without WILL cause a mutiny rivaling that of Britain getting BTFO'd by us with France and Spain playing a strong Support and Solo (respectively) to our ADC. Also Von Steuben was a class act. Hence why it's optional. Protip: overdoing it with lighter fluid lets you start your fireworks show early! Just watch your eyebrows! o7

 

[Local Degenerate]

Man, I fucking hate the fourth.

Ra ra, America's great, yeah, enjoy your grills.

But if the rednecks next door keep lighting off fire-works a fucking week in advance and a week after, y'all are gonna see me on a newscast.

Fucking hate fireworks, worst thing from China before the Wu-Flu. (Edit for a less dated joke)

 

[Meat Target]

>France
You mean that nation who waves white flags so frequently you'd think it's their national flag, or the nation whose sport is stylishly running from things?

They're just stinky and rude. That's far more tolerable than the British, who are objectively the villains of history.

 

[Sundae]

Fuck yeah, 'MERICA!

 

[byuu]

 

[Iamtheknifechampion]

Honestly love 4th of July, nothing beats cold beer, a grill full of meat, by a lake with fishing pool with your family. Just to bad I can't celebrate it since work place decided we had to be at work on fucking independence day.

 

[Haffhart]