My friend became a homosexual - What do I do?

[TheClorax]

Should I simply accept this and get on with it, or do I kill them before they potentially turn Tumblr on me?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Poz his neg-hole, THEN kill him. Or other way around, I don't care.

 

[MrTroll]

Get him to redecorate your home for you. Then mercy kill him.

 

[Benine Bovine]

Go on a camping trip and do manly activities together such as fishing, building shelter and platonically sucking each other’s cocks

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Call him a fag.

 

[Crippled_Retard]

Dress in women's clothing and then fuck him. He will slowly transition back.

 

[Clintonberg]

Let him give you a brojob and high five.

 

[Lez]

Be gay too and see who keeps it up longest.

 

[Hui]

disown him

 

[Desire Lines]

Fuck him because it's not gay if the balls don't touch

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

get him into gachimuchi

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Kiss him, you nerd.

 

[RI 360]

it's contagious, you're going to catch it next.

 

[Piss Clam]

Bend him over, fuck him in the ass, and establish your authority.

Otherwise you'll be hearing about fag shit for the rest of your life.

 

[AnOminous]

Suck his cock, and then call him a fag for letting you do it.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Call Mike Pence.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Suck his dick and let him shoot his aidsy load down your throat.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Find jobs as cowboys and eat lots of pudding.

 

[Lunete]

Treat him like normal but every time you say something nice to him follow it up with, "no homo." Otherwise he might think you're flirting with him.

 

[OpenBASED]

Abandon civilization and go live in a cave in the mountains.