My friend became a homosexual - What do I do?

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Just make sure he doesn't later troon out and start offering free BJs at Walmart, and you'll be fine.
 
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Show him what a mistake he’s making by letting him fuck you, but being a really bad lay.
 
Jesus, there are some real speds around here. He's not an alien, he's just gay. Treat him like you would any normal person. Although if you want to show him some support you can go the extra mile by learning a little about his culture. For example, when you see him, give him a hug, and while you hug, rest your forehead on his, look directly into his eyes and quickly jam a finger up his butt. That's how the gays shake hands. And if you have dinner with him, you can say 'gay grace' (gayce) by holding his hand, bowing your head, and quickly jamming a finger up his butt.
 
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Ineedahero said:
Jesus, there are some real speds around here. He's not an alien, he's just gay. Treat him like you would any normal person. Although if you want to show him some support you can go the extra mile by learning a little about his culture. For example, when you see him, give him a hug, and while you hug, rest your forehead on his, look directly into his eyes and quickly jam a finger up his butt. That's how the gays shake hands. And if you have dinner with him, you can say 'gay grace' (gayce) by holding his hand, bowing your head, and quickly jamming a finger up his butt.
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Which finger though? Index? Ring?
 
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polonium said:
Which finger though? Index? Ring?
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It doesn't matter, it first developed as an offshoot of semaphore for use in naval submarines running silent, and more experienced gays often hold entire conversations with a finger up each other's butt - but much like celestials, who won't be offended if you don't bow exactly right, the gays appreciate the effort.
 
Gift him with a large quality Sailor Moon poster and advise him to paste it to the ceiling above his bed and stare at it for at least 15 mins each night before bed. This will cure him and help him stay straight. It's a tried and true and honest method.
 
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Gift him with a large quality Sailor Moon poster and advise him to paste it to the ceiling above his bed and stare at it for at least 15 mins each night before bed. This will cure him and help him stay straight. It's a tried and true and honest method.
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If you do this you'll just end up with a gay weeb
 
Don't ask yourself how to react, but rather if there's any good reason to do so at all.
 
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