My penis is free but how much are you paying for it?

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It can't be 0.

 

[OrionBalls]

Since it's going to be the centerpiece in my new necklace, I'd need to see the merchandise, first.

 

[mister meaner]

I’m not afraid to paywall my penis if necessary

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

It belongs in a museum.

 

[Lokenstien]

Is it raw or do we get a dining experience out of it?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Do you take Kiwicoins?

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

£10 an inch, so £22.36.

 

[someonenew]

Hold on, hold on. First, you have to tell me if it is cut or uncut.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

Take your schizophrenia meds. As the no fun police, I say this thread is nonsense.

 

[Grub]

I’m not afraid to paywall my penis if necessary

In your case probably better to go with microtransactions.