my temp manager is a brony....

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Surtur said:
Star Trek = My Little Pony
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Ftfy. Because let's be real, neither will get you laid and bringing up that you like either at a family get-together will get you branded as the creepy uncle that other people won't let their children near.
 
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Coldgrip said:
Ftfy. Because let's be real, neither will get you laid and bringing up that you like either at a family get-together will get you branded as the creepy uncle that other people won't let their children near.
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You're much better off being the Star Trek crazy uncle than the brony crazy uncle.
 
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You can put a small bomb inside a twilight plushie and give it to him.
another methodo is mixing horse laxatives with sprite and give it to him.
 
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Update: he has called in sick two days in a row but he isn't too sick to post his reviews of nostalgia critic shit. The beast is gone for now. At two in the morning today the whole crew watched Men In Black on the viewer.
I should post his reviews but he is the type that obcesses over himself and googles everything. I need this job until I am fit for the Navy dammit. Then I can be yelled at without the pony crap.
If I can, I will get a pic of one of his bro hoof shirts.
 
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The Joker said:
Update: he has called in sick two days in a row but he isn't too sick to post his reviews of nostalgia critic shit. The beast is gone for now. At two in the morning today the whole crew watched Men In Black on the viewer.
I should post his reviews but he is the type that obcesses over himself and googles everything. I need this job until I am fit for the Navy dammit. Then I can be yelled at without the pony crap.
If I can, I will get a pic of one of his bro hoof shirts.
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Turn him in for sperging on the net while calling in sick. The results can't fail to be amusing.

Also, kill him.
 
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The Joker said:
Update: he has called in sick two days in a row but he isn't too sick to post his reviews of nostalgia critic shit. The beast is gone for now. At two in the morning today the whole crew watched Men In Black on the viewer.
I should post his reviews but he is the type that obcesses over himself and googles everything. I need this job until I am fit for the Navy dammit. Then I can be yelled at without the pony crap.
If I can, I will get a pic of one of his bro hoof shirts.
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The time to strike is now! He's sick and weak, this is the perfect chance to make it look like some sort of David Carradine sex act gone wrong.
 
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If I can find it, I will upload a pic of the shirt he gave me for my birthday. It has twilight on it and my nickname on it.
He is an annoying little sperg that I want to strangle at times but he does VERY rarely has a soft side.
 
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Bronies? Why does it have to be bronies???

That being said, we have a new guy at my work who's as much of a weirdo as your manager, but at least he's not a brony, at least as far as I know. He's been neglecting his duties and creeping on female coworkers, among other things.

trip2themoon said:
Everything in the entire world > Their Little Pony.

Nothing but creepy looking, plastic shit bags.
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This. This x1000
 
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Tell him you're a fan of Bella Sara and that you can't be friends because of it.
 
There's a reason he could only get a temp job man and I bet my entire 40K collection it has nothing to do with the economy.
 
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Sanic said:
burn him alive
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Don't do that, that wouldn't be good. What would be good is tying him to chair and letting him watch a bunch of MLP stuff getting destroyed. He should break down, wanting to die because of how mean the world is. Let the brony tears flow and then get rid of him. Be prepared for the next temp in case the next temp is a brony.

Satan said:
You, sir, are NOT a temp manager; you are making as much fabrication up as Chris would. Your post is a fraud; you will never change my mind; You Are Pathetic. Ha. Ha. Ha.
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Dont't deny it Satan, you know these sort of individuals try to interact in this world. Just look at those going out in public to their conventions of deviancy.
 
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Tell him you like Filly and Breyer Horses
 
Here is a better way of getting rid of a brony temp manager: throw in a furry or SJW customer and watch the argument fly. The former will try to gloat on how he is better while the latter screams "OPPRESION!!!!". Soon, something should happen and the temp manager gets fired while the customer is kicked out. For good measure, throw in a destroyed pony plushie to make the manager think the customer destroyed it.
 
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