My two month old won’t dialate or post in support of current thing® on Twitter. What do? - I’ve told them they have privilege and it’s their duty as a wypipo but they won’t listen

[Quantum Diabetes]

The little bastard just gurgles and shits themselves. I’m concerned they’re secretly listening to Alex Jones and planning micro aggressions against people of color. Do you think this is because of Trump?

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

You abort, before Roe v. Wade and Planned Parenthood v. Casey get aborted.

 

[Xolanite]

Goo goo, gaa gaa

 

[draggs]

Your fault you didn't start the little shit on HRT the day it was born

Now it's too late the year of the Chud has claimed it

 

[Divine right to rule]

I could say that this is a worthwile shitpost, but that would be a lie.

 

[Your Best Friend]

You're gonna have to force it to transition. It's clearly rebelling because it's coming to terms with it's queer gender identity.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Turn yourself in for child abuse.

 

[The Magnificence]

The little bastard just gurgles and shits themselves.

...so a perfectly average queer-identifying person, then...?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Have you tried more gender affirming surgeries? Or estrogen?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Beat yourself with the dialator.

 

[Retink]

Is it white or is it human? If it's white you abort, if it's any human color you give it money in hopes it learns.

 

[kcbbq]

You need to cut off relatives completely if they're nazis.

 

[BlackWaterSails]

Wood chipper.