My uncle gave me a lollipop and cream came out of it... Is that normal?

[Bob's Vagene]

For some reason he held it really close to his pants and he started moaning. I got really confused and then a creamy fluid filled my mouth. Did this lollipop go bad. Am I going to get food poisoning?

 

[XANA]

You would moan too if you accidentally stained your pants with candy.

(Also, you have been diagnosed with HIV and HSV. Please seek medical help as soon as possible.)

 

[JethroTullamore]

This is completely normal, my priest used to give me lollipops like this all the time.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Weird. My uncle just fucked my ass.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

You better have swallowed that cream, else uncle might blacken your eyes.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Yeah it's one of those gay-ass cake pops Starbucks sells. He probably paid extra for that, make sure to thank your uncle

 

[Lucky Jim]

not as normal as your mom giving black men sexually transmitted diseases

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I do believe that you may have been bamboozled.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Noted homosexual poet Allen Ginsberg wrote the line "some lollipops grunt" so ... on second thought no it isn't normal