Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

[Rare Drop]

Just look at the entirety of MysteryWoman's post history.
The initial post claims to have met Phil 3 times which i'll just assume were escort sessions. They claim that Phil owes money for a session from weeks ago? It's not clear but they then say that they went back to Phil for extra time because of the holidays. In the post before that they say it's not them in the picture in front of the Christmas tree that Phil posted but posted on Twitter that they have Auburn hair and recently took flights. If Kimberly is the MysteryWoman then none of the posts here correlate to the Twitter posts. Unless MysteryWoman is a different escort then nothing adds up.

Read the thread. Any concrete evidence makes her shit the bed and cockroach luck wins again.

I'm staying cautiously optimistic, if only because if Phil had to sign a contract, he's going to fuck up given time. Machinima is a glaring example of his business skills at work. If this is legit, seeing Phil potentially get exposed would be a mini-Christmas miracle in a way.

 

[Sparkletor]

So your theory is that a high-priced escort is deliberately faking Phil being her client and destroying her own professional reputation for the lulz?

Is her career destroyed because she outed a client or because she fucked manroachpig? Which is a bigger regret?

 

[MysteryWoman]

Stream is over, gues i can eat my breakfast and goto bed and get a little bit of sleep lol. Lets hope he doesnt forget to call me back tonight and not cut of communication again. We will see where it goes because im not gonna be home from Monday till Christmas I will be out with Friends and Family for a week and lets hope he will make his payments or i will do as I told him. Anyway it's saturday im planning on going to see the new Star Wars movie tonight with my Sister people say its good others say its bad so we will see how it really is. So i wont be on as much tonight. No idea yet about sunday. In any case I wish you all a great weekend and a wonderfull saturday.

 

[HG 400]

Stream is over, gues i can eat my breakfast and goto bed and get a little bit of sleep lol. Lets hope he doesnt forget to call me back tomorrow and not cut of communication again. We will see where it goes because im not gonna be home from Monday till Christmas I will be out with Friends and Family for a week and lets hope he will make his payments or i will do as I told him. Anyway it's saturday im planning on going to see the new Star Wars movie tonight with my Sister people say its good others say its bad so we will see how it really is. So i wont be on as much tonight. No idea yet about sunday. In any case I wish you all a great weekend and a wonderfull saturday.

Goodnight and have a good weekend yourself.

 

[pagepro]

So your theory is that a high-priced escort is deliberately faking Phil being her client and destroying her own professional reputation for the lulz?

They must not be very professional if they are posting information here. They claim to be professional but don't ask for money up front. They are professional but post outbursts about cutting a client's dick off and claiming their dick is small. Even if this is true or false their reputation as a professional escort is ruined. This would be a lose-lose situation for them.

 

[MysteryWoman]

@MysteryWoman idk if this has been brought up already but you can totally stay and shitpost around here after this legendary saga is over.

I might even do that, after the holidays I will be busy again though so i wont be online as often as now but will drop in for sure and next week is a Week Away for me with friends and family for a dutch event here we goto yearly so it will be a lot of partying so not really much time then. And then its Christmas already so even more family time which is a good thing. I will keep you all updated though how things are going regarding Phill.

Goodnight and have a good weekend yourself.

Thank you

 

[HG 400]

They must not be very professional if they are posting information here. They claim to be professional but don't ask for money up front. They are professional but post outbursts about cutting a client's dick off and claiming their dick is small. Even if this is true or false their reputation as a professional escort is ruined. This would be a lose-lose situation for them.

Johns who don't pay can actually get their dicks cut off. Nobody's going to blink an eye at an escort who outs a john and shitposts about him because he stiffed her, because everyone accepts that stiffing your whore means you get what's coming to you. Nobody is going to hold it against her because the bottom line is "you have to pay what you owe".

 

[Collections Agent]

If any of you doubt Phil hiring an escort STILL, just look at his most recent stream. At WORST the escort he hired isnt @MysteryWoman but he still hired someone. Just look at that motherfucker ban anyone mentioning escorts or having "Kim" in their name.

Hes throwing the biggest internal tantrum of his life because he cant disprove shit and his mods apparently think its funny af so he had to spend all night manually banning people himself.

 

[JackEastriver]

I might even do that, after the holidays I will be busy again though so i wont be online as often as now but will drop in for sure and next week is a Week Away for me with friends and family for a dutch event here we goto yearly so it will be a lot of partying so not really much time then. And then its Christmas already so even more family time which is a good thing. I will keep you all updated though how things are going regarding Phill.

Please.... just one DM before you go?

 

[HansGruber]

Stream is over, gues i can eat my breakfast and goto bed and get a little bit of sleep lol. Lets hope he doesnt forget to call me back tonight and not cut of communication again. We will see where it goes because im not gonna be home from Monday till Christmas I will be out with Friends and Family for a week and lets hope he will make his payments or i will do as I told him. Anyway it's saturday im planning on going to see the new Star Wars movie tonight with my Sister people say its good others say its bad so we will see how it really is. So i wont be on as much tonight. No idea yet about sunday. In any case I wish you all a great weekend and a wonderfull saturday.

Thanks for sticking around

 

[Sparkletor]

"A Dutch event"

Watching Santa's nigger beat and abduct children in a parade.

True story

 

[HansGruber]

So what happens if he doesn't pay out and the escort exposes him. What will he say to cover up the "muh taxes and house" scenario?

 

[DiabeticShitheadPhil]

"A Dutch event"

Watching Santa's nigger beat and abduct children in a parade.

True story

What.

Video.

Now.

So what happens if he doesn't pay out and the escort exposes him. What will he say to cover up the "muh taxes and house" scenario?

"those fuckin detractors are a bunch of no-life asshole cahksuckers that made that shit up. you gotta listen to me, and not the people who spin what i say. i need the money...i really do...to pay my bills."

I wish someone would use that Phil quote related to...I believe him talking about Roy Moore being a pedo...but Phil says (mockingly) "Show me those titties, kid!". C'mahn! That's fuckin' gold right there! Use that in detractor videos!

 

[Rare Drop]

So what happens if he doesn't pay out and the escort exposes him. What will he say to cover up the "muh taxes and house" scenario?

"Bitch led me on and was a detractor in disguise dood. I need your 'support' more than ever, guys!"

 

[JackEastriver]

Let's say Phil manages to pay her off. The funniest part is there's no way Phil can explain where his new girlfriend went without lending credence to this.

 

[Sparkletor]

What.

Video.

Now.

https://youtu.be/8LTLIAuLTRQ

 

[DiabeticShitheadPhil]

https://youtu.be/8LTLIAuLTRQ

oh my fuck they even had a kid in black face at the end

what the fuck, netherlands? i thought you were cool.

 

[neger psykolog]

Well i have a signed contract including a copy of his ID so, Null already seen part of the contract so he knows its the real deal im talking about. And if he doesnt pay in time then going by how the contract is it is my right to make the contract public and have him at the same time put on escort sites blacklists. So yeah, i got him by the balls you could say.

Just so people know I'm also CC'd in that message, the contents of which aren't up for discussion.

Again, everyone knows that having "proof" is important, but sometimes it is what it is. This is a very unique situation and that's all I'm going to say.

 

[Sparkletor]

Just so people know I'm also CC'd in that message, the contents of which aren't up for discussion.

Again, everyone knows that having "proof" is important, but sometimes it is what it is. This is a very unique situation and that's all I'm going to say.

Yes, when there is a legal non disclosure involved you should not post. When the lolcow puts it out to the public it is fair game. Agreed

 

[HansGruber]

Was reading through Kim's twitter and found something a little cheeky. Right above an advert for her new girlfriend experience was this lovely post about winter evenings in December. Seems she isn't that good a typist because she capitalized the strangest letters.