Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

[DiabeticShitheadPhil]

Was reading through Kim's twitter and found something a little cheeky. Right above an advert for her new girlfriend experience was this lovely post about winter evenings in December. Seems she isn't that good a typist because she capitalized the strangest letters.

DSPIG

 

[MysteryWoman]

Just so people know I'm also CC'd in that message, the contents of which aren't up for discussion.

Again, everyone knows that having "proof" is important, but sometimes it is what it is. This is a very unique situation and that's all I'm going to say.

Yes correct you received it too, sorry that i forgot to mention you good that you mentioned it.

 

[Sparkletor]

Was reading through Kim's twitter and found something a little cheeky. Right above an advert for her new girlfriend experience was this lovely post about winter evenings in December. Seems she isn't that good a typist because she capitalized the strangest letters.

Warning Shot before full on DSP attack

 

[MysteryWoman]

Was reading through Kim's twitter and found something a little cheeky. Right above an advert for her new girlfriend experience was this lovely post about winter evenings in December. Seems she isn't that good a typist because she capitalized the strangest letters.

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Haha yeah that was a small hint i threw out there back when Phill already started to piss me off a little good notice

 

[Sparkletor]

@MysteryWoman was Phil the worst, average, or what? On a 1 to 10? You said meh, but I'd like a star rating

 

[MysteryWoman]

@MysteryWoman was Phil the worst, average, or what? On a 1 to 10? You said meh, but I'd like a star rating

Depends on what you mean, sex a 1, companionship a 3

 

[DiabeticShitheadPhil]

Depends on what you mean, sex a 1, companionship a 3

oh my god you had sex with phil

 

[Sparkletor]

Depends on what you mean, sex a 1, companionship a 3

Lol

 

[Drip Feed]

Giving him until January to pay you is too much. Shorten the pay date to December 30th

why not the 25th?

Anyway, is phil ACTUALLY strapped for cash now he has to pay some large amount to this woman?
Or is this phil being phil and the tight ass that he is, avoiding it for now.

 

[MysteryWoman]

So MysteryWoman = Kimberlie confirmed then?



oh my god you had sex with phil

Dont even ask lol

 

[HansGruber]

oh my god you had sex with phil

Haha, well, it IS her job after all. I feel like DSP owes both her AND her husband an apology.

 

[Xenomorph]

Dont even ask lol

God, you deserve every last cent.

 

[DiabeticShitheadPhil]

i cannot begin to fathom how you were able to bring yourself to let him even remotely touch you...he's like a fat greasy italian pig

i assume he snorted like a fucking weedwacker during sex?

"oh shit dood i'm gonna hit my super! *snortgasm*"

i just threw up in my mouth a little

 

[Sparkletor]

why not the 25th?

Anyway, is phil ACTUALLY strapped for cash now he has to pay some large amount to this woman?
Or is this phil being phil and the tight ass that he is, avoiding it for now.

There is no business tax, just payment to Kim
Really. I have to pay taxes I didn't know about while having business tax write offs bc SoK sent magazines to mah house

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Sooooo who of you voted on „Fails to pay off an escort with ermergency donations from his scammed audience“ as the reason DSP will go down in 2018?

You Sir get a raise.

 

[JackEastriver]

Haha, well, it IS her job after all. I feel like DSP owes both her AND her husband an apology.

No no, that action was strictly coincidental (wink wink).

 

[HansGruber]

I am dying to know what he did to piss her off so badly before NOT paying her. I have some guesses but I don't know her well enough to say. If I were to guess it had something to do with treating her like a piece of meat, not washing up, and giving her a bunch of trouble about little obnoxious details.

 

[Xenomorph]

i cannot begin to fathom how you were able to bring yourself to let him even remotely touch you...he's like a fat greasy italian pig

i assume he snorted like a fucking weedwacker during sex?

i just threw up in my mouth a little

"oh shit dood i'm gonna hit my super! *snortgasm*"

Thankfully for her it's lasted just about as long as one of his snorts and then a sad dribbing poof of cum. Of course he is heaving and wheezing heavily from just slightest movement with sickly breath stink in the air with a hint of balls.

Islamic Ratings welcome.

 

[JackEastriver]

I am dying to know what he did to piss her off so badly before NOT paying her. I have some guesses but I don't know her well enough to say. If I were to guess it had something to do with treating her like a piece of meat, not washing up, and giving her a bunch of trouble about little obnoxious details.

"Why do you want me to wear this maid outfit? Foreplay?"

"Uh... sorta. (SNORT) Vaccumn's in the closet."

 

[DiabeticShitheadPhil]

Thankfully for her it's lasted just about as long as one of his snorts and then a sad dribbing poof of cum. Of course he is heaving and wheezing heavily from just slightest movement with sickly breath stink in the air with a hint of balls.

Islamic Ratings welcome.

Somebody pass me the bleach, preferably the pumpkin spice kind.

@MysteryWoman what are Phil's pubes like? i assume he just has one lonely hair near the shaft (either that or the god damn italian jungle)

(yep, i'm still asking those hard hitting questions we all want the answers to)