Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

[Transvaalan]

This was answered as well. She became a "fan" through another escort that somehow DSP knows. And overtime she became friends with Leena as well, something that dsp does not even seems to know, as he lives in his little protective bubble of shit. (read a bit back, she does explain it)

No. Nononnoonoononono. That isn't an adequate explanation.

Because Phil has said that this is a catfish account or a detractor account.

Uh huh

Firstly it has an extremely detailed history dating back years.

Yes and?

Secondly, she claims to have made contact with Pandalee in private some time ago regarding the sims (which Pandalee was known for). Most likely mysterywoman found out about Leanna via Phil's stream (which she has consistently indicated that she has watched over the years).

And she is fucking Leanna's shitty leftovers.

For this to be a cunning ruse, the person controlling these accounts would've had to have had the foresight to make all these perfect coincidences line up.

Oh its definitely a ruse, just not the one you think I am claiming this is

i.e. the more you look at it, the less likely it is that these are just coincidences. Either that, or someone was so autistic that they created the most elaborate back story I've ever seen and likely became an actual escort to do all of this. In which case this is worthy of a thread imho.

Became an actual escort? There is no evidence of this. The only evidence is Leanna had a contact that is now fucking Phil, and is picking up after Leanna, and is likely encouraging and helping Phil out to suck out more money.

What kind of dumbass coincidence is it, that Leanna was chilling with an escort buddy across the world, and that Phil, purely by accident, is now fucking that very same escort, all without knowing?! Do you, or this chick, seriously beleive that he just "coincidentally" found her while trolling for some ass? Who contacted who? Did Phil just dial that agency? Email? Did mysterywhore say she would take the assignment? Or did Phil hit her up specifically? If so, then why? Oh right. He probably knew of her already. Because someone, Leanna, told him about her. So yes, mysterywhore, he most likely knew of you and your connection to Leanna. Otherwise, Phil did some hard thinking and hard work, of picking an escort, and just happened upon you.

Nah, he was probably thinking "oh, Ill just call up that escort that Leanna was friends with" and did so.

 

[neger psykolog]

No. Nononnoonoononono. That isn't an adequate explanation.
Uh huh Yes and? And she is fucking Leanna's shitty leftovers. Oh its definitely a ruse, just not the one you think I am claiming this is
Became an actual escort? There is no evidence of this. The only evidence is Leanna had a contact that is now fucking Phil, and is picking up after Leanna, and is likely encouraging and helping Phil out to suck out more money.

What kind of dumbass coincidence is it, that Leanna was chilling with an escort buddy across the world, and that Phil, purely by accident, is now fucking that very same escort, all without knowing?! Do you, or this chick, seriously beleive that he just "coincidentally" found her while trolling for some ass? Who contacted who? Did Phil just dial that agency? Email? Did mysterywhore say she would take the assignment? Or did Phil hit her up specifically? If so, then why? Oh right. He probably knew of her already. Because someone, Leanna, told him about her. So yes, mysterywhore, he most likely knew of you and your connection to Leanna. Otherwise, Phil did some hard thinking and hard work, of picking an escort, and just happened upon you.

Nah, he was probably thinking "oh, Ill just call up that escort that Leanna was friends with" and did so.

I think you need to read a bit more of the lore tbh.

 

[Transvaalan]

I think you need to read a bit more of the lore tbh.

I think you missed my point. This entire thing smells like bullshit exactly because of all of that shit.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

I think you missed my point. This entire thing smells like bullshit exactly because of all of that shit.

I think you're getting alittle too angry and should calm down there champ.

 

[Ching_Chong]

I hope @MysteryWoman releases information regardless if he pays or not. Phil is in so much need of a good ass kicking and this is the way to do it to him for scamming his audience for fake emergencies just to pay for sex. Just do it. This fucker deserves what is coming to him and what better way to do it.

 

[Xenomorph]

I think you're getting alittle too angry and should calm down there champ.

Damn you know you fucked up when pol tells you to calm down

 

[Transvaalan]

Damn you know you fucked up when pol tells you to calm down

"Oh bi teh whey, me and his ex, Leanna, go wayback,"

"I liek, halped huuurrrr with Der Sims"

That doesn't ring some weird alarm bells?

And then Phil just, coincidentally, ends up hooking up with her, paid or not. Yeah. Sure. And this dumb bitch claims he doesn't know about her and Leanna chit chatting. And she has Leanna's phone/phone number? That's dumb, mostly of her.

Most likey, is that she let slip to Leanna of her occupation and Phil remembered this and sought her out for her services.

Or two, mystery whore thought Phil would be an easy mark after the breakup, and when he contacted her agency(again, why her agency? How much shit had to line up for him to nail the very same woman who helped his recent ex out with a vidya game years back), she volunteered.

Or three, even more likely, she thought he was an easy mark, and offered her services directly to him.

Its that one thing, that totally provable thing, that makes this look much different. It looks less like DSP is fucking up, yet again, even though he IS, and more like you directly preyed on a vulnerable dumbass for spare shekels. Or my favorite option, you are in on this together, and you are plying your whoreness alongside DSP's beggaring for more shekels, and when the shit hits the fan, you will be right there beside Phil, on camera, helping him wag a finger at "detractors".

 

[neger psykolog]

Guess it wasn't so smart to talk shit rofl

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

Damn you know you fucked up when pol tells you to calm down

As if. KoP is prone to tell people to calm down, while being a complete sperg himself.

 

[Fallgout Boy]

i.e. the more you look at it, the less likely it is that these are just coincidences. Either that, or someone was so autistic that they created the most elaborate back story I've ever seen and likely became an actual escort to do all of this. In which case this is worthy of a thread imho.

This is my new favorite theory. Years of careful planning, culminating in becoming an actual escort, to bring down the Burnell Empire.
An autist to surpass Fred Fuchs.
All for revenge.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

As if. KoP is prone to tell people to calm down, while being a complete sperg himself.

No one asked you Dad! Gosh...


Hey @MysteryWoman you mentioned strap-on, does Phil actually own one of where you just taking the piss out of him?

 

[OutspokenHuman]

By offering us Kiwi Farms members a free one weekend voucher for her services, of course. I'd do the sacrifice of enjoying the services of a Dutch escort, if it was free of charge, all for the good of the kiwis, of course.

I like how she's ripping Phil a new asshole. But I wouldn't want her anywhere near mine (or to even look at/finger hers). If I want love, I'll do it for free.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

"Oh bi teh whey, me and his ex, Leanna, go wayback,"

"I liek, halped huuurrrr with Der Sims"

That doesn't ring some weird alarm bells?

And then Phil just, coincidentally, ends up hooking up with her, paid or not. Yeah. Sure. And this dumb bitch claims he doesn't know about her and Leanna chit chatting. And she has Leanna's phone/phone number? That's dumb, mostly of her.

Most likey, is that she let slip to Leanna of her occupation and Phil remembered this and sought her out for her services.

Or two, mystery whore thought Phil would be an easy mark after the breakup, and when he contacted her agency(again, why her agency? How much shit had to line up for him to nail the very same woman who helped his recent ex out with a vidya game years back), she volunteered.

Or three, even more likely, she thought he was an easy mark, and offered her services directly to him.

Its that one thing, that totally provable thing, that makes this look much different. It looks less like DSP is fucking up, yet again, even though he IS, and more like you directly preyed on a vulnerable dumbass for spare shekels. Or my favorite option, you are in on this together, and you are plying your whoreness alongside DSP's beggaring for more shekels, and when the shit hits the fan, you will be right there beside Phil, on camera, helping him wag a finger at "detractors".

I agree with you, almost entirely. Mystery Woman's story has a lot of coincidences and embarrassing things about Phil, almost like it's too be good to be true.

However, at the same time, there are some strange elements that fall in place and cannot be coincidence. It's either one of the most èlaborate rules of all time, or the truth lies somewhere in a strange middle ground I'm not versed in Rick & Morty enough to see.

 

[Transvaalan]

I agree with you, almost entirely. Mystery Woman's story has a lot of coincidences and embarrassing things about Phil, almost like it's too be good to be true.

However, at the same time, there are some strange elements that fall in place and cannot be coincidence. It's either one of the most èlaborate rules of all time, or the truth lies somewhere in a strange middle ground I'm not versed in Rick & Morty enough to see.

I wouldn't even question it if it weren't for that one detail. I wouldn't question any of this, not like this, if it weren't for the part about chit chatting with his ex about a vidya and guiding her through it.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

"Oh bi teh whey, me and his ex, Leanna, go wayback,"

"I liek, halped huuurrrr with Der Sims"

That doesn't ring some weird alarm bells?

And then Phil just, coincidentally, ends up hooking up with her, paid or not. Yeah. Sure. And this dumb bitch claims he doesn't know about her and Leanna chit chatting. And she has Leanna's phone/phone number? That's dumb, mostly of her.

Most likey, is that she let slip to Leanna of her occupation and Phil remembered this and sought her out for her services.

Or two, mystery whore thought Phil would be an easy mark after the breakup, and when he contacted her agency(again, why her agency? How much shit had to line up for him to nail the very same woman who helped his recent ex out with a vidya game years back), she volunteered.

Or three, even more likely, she thought he was an easy mark, and offered her services directly to him.

Its that one thing, that totally provable thing, that makes this look much different. It looks less like DSP is fucking up, yet again, even though he IS, and more like you directly preyed on a vulnerable dumbass for spare shekels. Or my favorite option, you are in on this together, and you are plying your whoreness alongside DSP's beggaring for more shekels, and when the shit hits the fan, you will be right there beside Phil, on camera, helping him wag a finger at "detractors".

You do genuinely need to calm down.

That said, you keep pointing out discrepancies that don't exist. Here is the timeline:

-Mystery woman became a fan of Phil when she was still in school, several years ago.
-She began communicating with him as a fan, because she is also a gamer.
-Through her interactions with Phil she also came to know Leanna, who was Phil's girlfriend. They connected over a shared interest in Phil's content and, apparently, the Sims 4.
-At some point mystery woman began working as an escort.
-Mystery woman continued to be internet friends with Phil and Leanna. They eventually broke up.
-Because Phil had known mystery woman for years, after the break up he decided to employ her as an escort.

There is no "Phil coincidentally hired a prostitute that used to be friends with Leanna" in the timeline. She knew him first and then eventually knew Leanna because of that.

Now, all of that is alleged, and there's plenty of room to poke holes. It just doesn't benefit your argument to try to poke holes in brick walls.

 

[Transvaalan]

>more than one decent looking woman was a fan of DSP

mm yeah ok sure

 

[HG 400]

>more than one decent looking woman was a fan of DSP

mm yeah ok sure

Maybe she was trying to break into the industry as a titty twitch streamer?

 

[Transvaalan]

Maybe she was trying to break into the industry as a titty twitch streamer?

You need big tits for that, she doesn't appear to have tatas big enough.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Maybe she was trying to break into the industry as a titty twitch streamer?

I wonder if Phil ever hit her with one of these lines.

 

[SilkyEnigma]

You do genuinely need to calm down..

I wouldnt even take him seriously..

But anyways, I just want to see how all this will play out. Phil is definitely showing signs of guilt. Yesterday was a clear sign during his stream, he was extremely docile compared to how he normally is, kept on having to check his phone saying there were "email updating issues". (bullshit, today out of all days you are fucking around on your phone when the escort is saying you need to keep contact?)

Today after sleeping on it and trying o keep his lies intact, he presented what's going on by saying he doesn't know what's going on but has a few minions (*cough* KG & BSV *cough*) to report when some detractor shit is going down. Blocked MysteryWomans account, and didnt address anything. Alot of inconsistencies as usual.. I don't know guys, but if I was hit with these allegations and I was trying to keep my girls privacy intact, I would just call her live over the phone on speaker and ask if she is an escort. There, problem fucking solved, allegations dropped, and we all look retarded.

The thing is @Null and @neger psykolog have seen something the general public haven't, I'm just waiting to see some undeniable, without a question of a doubt proof of all this. I know Kimberlies objective is to get her money, but this story if holds true would explain alot.