I don't know what to call this. Instagram likes to show me bizarre schizo videos, and I enjoy them, maybe you all would too. It's a near endless supply of shit like this. These are just a sampling that I was able to download easily.
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Its so pointless yet at the same time they're (mostly, presumably) completely genuine. Its actually refreshing to see among all the "professional" content on social media.
There was one schizo account I found on Instagram where some middle-aged lady believed she was being stalked by the government and that they were able to transfer thoughts into her mind via 5G. Now I wish I could find it, I'd definitely add it here.
I love these, @Brenda Holiday. Thank you for sharing them with us. Also, I was sorry to read of your chronic, antibiotic-resistant urinary tract infections; and I hope that no burning sensations are squirting out while you're laughing at these videos.
There's a reels schizonigger that I know of who draws scribbles on a page and seriously believes that these scribbles are their own inner sub-conscious. A dog owner reached out to her about their dog who hasn't eaten in a week. Schizonigger drew some scribbles and said that the dog is going to starve themselves to death, and that the owner could do nothing about it. Should I try finding it and posting it here?
That was a good start to my morning, those videos are hilarious.
How do you guys find this stuff on Instagram? My feed is boring by comparison
Edit: last video down the list in the OP looks like Jabba the Hutt. Is it possible these videos are like AI-generated abominations that were discarded like failed experiments?
Holy shit those were hilarious. I love the one with the guy filming burning trash and the one with the homemade chicken with the default alarm going off in my left ear
Instagram truly is an untouched goldmine of unfiltered schizophrenic kino. Just off the top of my head I can remember randomly coming across:
A guy that had a fetish for inflatable animal pool floats, and who would post videos of him almost every day fucking them in his garage (which was completely filled to the roof with pool animals) while wearing a gimp mask. He's probably banned now as I've been unable to find him for a couple of years but his profile was like 4 years old when I came across it so he avoided the ban hammer for a while.
A boomer woman who was convinced that the Chinese had discovered how to capture people's souls on their way to the afterlife after they died. Would post videos of her getting sloshed on cheap whiskey, calling on Trump/Biden to nuke Beijing, following and harassing police in her hometown, and going over her various court papers while calling out her mandated mental health workers.
What I can only describe as an Indian Chrischan who would larp as a real estate developer and tried to post Jeet hustle culture slop that was nonsensically retarded even by their standards. Would get regularly fucked with in his post's comments and would get incessantly angry at every single one. He also liked to dm old white women that were whoring themselves out, and whenever they told him to fuck off or they blocked him he would post screenshots and start reeing over it.
It really is a shame that the apps algorithm is as schizo as the userbase is, because I'll get a load of these pop up randomly like once a year or so for a couple of weeks before they just disappear again never to be found.
>thin, impossibly boyish build
>bandage on inner elbow which implies blood testing. more bruises on inner elbow
I've never been able to clock an HIV/AIDS diagnosis so fast
A few more instagram reels schizos I remember but yet to find again:
•This one boomer evangelistic street preacher who thinks the Catholics assassinated Lincoln and often posts videos of himself coming up to and verbally harassing Mormon missionaries
•This one schizo they/them ogre who is a self-termed “zionist” and said she felt her ancestor’s hispanic trauma after doing a DNA test. She is now pretending to be deaf.
•This one Canadian old lady who says that she’s being gangstalked when she obviously has some sort of respitory condition.
