* If I'm stepping on anyone's toes with these Sam's Lounge reeecaps lmk, I'm new here and in shock and awe that the most conceited/worst cook lolcow is also a blackmailer, abuser, crackhead, psychotic piece of shit. It's like dissecting a turd only to discover is made of tiny pieces of garbage. Until Ethan Ralph starts rapping (any day now) I believe Nads is the most polifacetic lolcow atm, he went from FB side character to introducing us to Boss Babe Dee Dee and can't wait for next season where they try to do harem """""sexy""""" roleplay BDSM videocalls from jail.
- Sam's Lounge - Leaked vid 4/1/22 Nader and DeeDee Ch 4 DBL FACE
Same as before, Nads on sofa, DeeDee's house. They're shit talking the mods. Apparently marie f has to go, "even if she cried", Nader-is-just-a-friend DeeDee thinks Marie is double faced, also she "was gone on a mission" (I know it has to be religious but fingers crossed for the Scorned MI6 spy). Also while Nader takes baths Dee Dee is doing loyalty tests on mods. What a life.
Now Nil is a good bitch, if it had to be between Linda and Nil, Nil for sure. Nader doesn't trust Linda. In true grifter gigolo mode says when he "chooses one", he's 90% right. Cult BDSM cat ladies cult my way, zens for zupershat.
The most fun in this recording is DeeDee's assholeness and Nader's unhability to follow what she's saying.
DeeDee "Everyone wants to fuck Nader on the mod squad". What a grim statement.
Except for Linda. Also Honey likes DeeDee and "wants to eat her pussy, like Chantal". According to Nads who is never wrong in gauging those kinds of situations, right?
They revisit the threesome again, honestly no new info, Nads keeps finding it hilarious that he made DeeDee do it and DeeDee is still disgusted about it. Apparently DeeDee was "flopping like a fish" to fake pleasure.
Tldr - watch, if only for the faces Nader makes in the last two minutes. Also the mods are going to have a conniption after this.
- Sam's Lounge - Leaked Vid 4/17/22 Nader and DeeDee Ch 5 More Lies Exposed
Audio only, DeeDee talking.
She needs a woman's address. Nader never went to her house, she "just gets picked up and droven there". The lawyer is going to send a letter, they need the address.
Oh shit. Nader has no money, Chantal was paying his rent, he can't afford it, "he has to send money to his parents" (lol sure), DeeDee pays her mortgage and things but "he can't stay here forever". She has "no idea what his plan is". Well, you spiteful delusional dummie, I can tell you it starts with a coke head scammer squatting in your house and it ends with said coke head stabbing people when they try to get him out. The middle part is up to you, but I'm sure you can change him, you're special Debbie. There's no way this will end badly.
"He needs to decide what he wants to do" (stay until you call pest control) "I wouldn't be surprised if he goes back to Chantal" (no one would be).
Ah, the first months of a new relationship, you know, the honeymoon face when you move a rat faced violent hobo into your house and work 9 to 5 to support his drug habit and talk to strangers who record you about your hopes that he will get his shit together and fuck off. Young love, am I right?
DeeDee says Chantal is the one with power (just say money idiot) in her relationship with Nader. She needs to know what's going on in Gatineau (he is there atm). He took only some clothes and his iPad. He has a new phone number. He left everything else at his rented place, but the landlord wants him out.
Reasons the landlord wants him out? "Oh you know, because of the neighbor, the noise, the ninja...". Well then, no explanation needed. It's always the ninjas.
She got told because of the April Fools shit during working hours.
He's at a hotel right now, not doing lives bc he doesn't like his channel now. DeeDee trying to play manager. He doesn't want to tell her when he's coming back to her house. Her birthday is on Monday and he doesn't want her going out with her friends. "He's so controlling". Yeah no shit, change the locks and let ninja-on-egyptian violence take care of him.
Assertive Debbie is tired of her life revolving around him and going to bed at 4 am everyday. She's not an idiot and she's no putting up with this anymore, enough is enough.
DeeDee had a meeting with a lawyer and a three day suspension after the April Fools shit, told him what was up, he texted back "oh my god". Lol.
Boss bitch is "not asking anyone for advice" and "taking matters into her own hands".
She's paying for lawyer consultations to get Chantal to stop talking about her, she just wants to send a letter, going to court would be too expensive.
Her family knows nothing about this. She could ask her brother for money but then he'd judge her.
Tl;dr - It won't make you sick to listen to and you'll get a laugh at DeeDee pretending she's a well balanced person. Also, it's killing me that it's The Ninja, not a ninja. Makes it irresistibly interesting. New character?
You know when Chantal used to plan things and act like she DID something? Diets, Everest, writing... It was irritating but also funny. Ok so DeeDee is the same, she SAYS she's not a doormat and is putting her foot down, therefore she DID something and IS a strong woman. Like with Chantal, it would be sad if she wasn't so smug about all the things she THOUGHT about doing.
- Today's the day! 
