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Arabs are scary. Haven't you played Punch Out?
Nader Elshamy / Daddy Naddy / Nader Saad Elshamy / نادر سعاد الشامی & Debbie-Ann Colbeck / Deedee.Loulou - Chef at Chef Cook, Romance Scammer, "Real Man," Failure at Everything, Convicted Stabber, Alleged Abuser/Rapist, Charity Scammer, Fucks Fat Chicks for Money, Semi-Closeted Homosexual, Loser, Liar, Coward + his degenerate girlfriend
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I've honestly been expecting him to go to jail for one thing or another since, like, November. He only got off probation for the stabbing a few days ago. Since he made it this far (somehow) I figure he'll be out for a while now.
But I would be happy to be proven wrong.
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REECAP of Hand made Loaf of bread and a little something to eat 
(2022/07/23)
Martikeh haraam goosht
"Is weekend!" hold on though I have been forgot to set up stream bropberly before starting dis live ting.
Don't look my teeth.
"I like eat my egg, like dis." Delicious.
"And two bickle, here"
Is good!
"Smashed it! See! Packed it!"
I eat like cock in prison, because I am obi.
"mMmm oooohhh MMmmMHMmMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nader has an OnlyFans, "I haven't post anything but I will, watch! I'm just looking for partner!" Nader was to be making these pickles! "The flavor? MmMmMMm cost me less than $2!"
Is so good. "I'm trying to make money Only Fans, I'm not making it for fun!" X.
"MmMM!" Line up ladies. But DeeDee?
"Who tell you she not my baby?"
Ha ha! Is funny joke.
Now I am making weed so I can then to be insulting my schat. They are stupid. I am King! You do not need to be knowing information that is about tings of which I am not want talk. I am have new members, I don't call them Friends with Benefits anymore, now they are Elshammy Family! Is handsome, less tied to my degeneracy.
This about "Live let live, let me live how I am want!"
Is time to bake ze pbread! This is how you are to roll pbread!
"No air, you have to make it, no air! And you close the edges, you see this?"
"Like dat!"
Ha ha! Look my good bake!
But do not for look my teeth!
Now I am to be making a wash of egg for the top of all these tiny dick I have made and stuff in pan. DeeDee is wanting know why I have made dis way.
Stupid bitch. "What you mean? Is gonna be one biece!" Now for letting me paint brush ayg and caraway seed.
Now we are done and we are bake.
"You put it for da 350"
"And back. 300." Beep. Beepity beep! "Here I put 310 cause I know my" beep beep beepity beeple beep! "I know dis now give me 280."
I sit now with my bitch. We read your schat. We are happy couple! So happy! Heeheehaa haa. Much loving for to have.
Don't look my nose!
"Take care bye!"
ETA: Sorry, forgot date for ease of searching the thread.
(2022/07/23)Martikeh haraam goosht
"Is weekend!" hold on though I have been forgot to set up stream bropberly before starting dis live ting.
Don't look my teeth.
Today I do better with the showing of how to be making the tings. I am have my bitch who is very very smart to be moving the camera at the counter more.
Look how I am home at in the kitchen.
For making of pbread we are to be using these two pans. "Is gonna be good size."
"Have to be raised" like my hand to a fat bitch face hole.
"Okay start with the breakferest! Because uh, this need time to rise it up!"
"First of all I have some left, from dis flour!" Waste not want not cracky.
Real baker never are to measure. When you are head chef like me, you are making things from the memory of not needing to know how measuring to be making of tings.
Little pbit more!
"Dis here? Dis 4 cups flour." Hmmm....I am tink.
Little pbit more agains!!! Now I am sift it and we talk about AmberLynn later because there is fakeness of AmberLynn in mah schat!
"Whole wheat is having all part, nothing taken out, that is why is darker!" LOLWUT? "And dis is called....uhmm....that one I tell you I make I use with the fish! Ghee? Ghee? Gheeghee?" DeeDee is very smart, but she cannot tell what Snaggletooth is talking about. Oh oh! "Is wheatgerm! So dose, I need some for da fish later!"
"So here, four cup, big spoon salt!" No need measure though, just pour. Baking is from heart. Not chemistry. Measuring on dis channel? IS NOT COOKING SHOW!
"Sugar! Tablespoon!"
Yeast?
"One cup. One spoon. Big spoon!"
Hmmm. Maybe little zbit more.
"And another sugar. One teaspoon."
"I put some sugar here and here divided by two to activate yeast. Warm water you don't even need to mix it
Activated dry yeast, now with sugar.
I cover with the wrap for making the yeast to activate. This is how you are to making of bread. Oskol.
Now. Dis not cooking show but I am tell you all the food I have left out on the counter you already could be seeing this entire time. Listen as I say English words with much understanding of how they are being pronounced.
Is so impressive. All this making for of the breakfast!
Look how happy chef I am! But not at my teeth! Look how my yeast is rise when I put it on hot stove with extra sugar in glass to small for having it!
Only a tazi.
Now, I am pull out these bagel that I am heat in the oven with some cheese. This is impressive head chef for having skill.
"Beeeoooottiieefulllsss!" Even my dumb bitch agree.
Nader, "I am only Muslim" he is knowing Muslim. He is Arab. Obi.
For this egg I am add Caraway seed. Just some though.
Now I am make egg so I can show you my amazing plating for the skills. I was chef, chef on boat. You know dis? I cook all my life! Learn by watching!
"Here your food habibti"
Look how I am home at in the kitchen.
For making of pbread we are to be using these two pans. "Is gonna be good size."
"Have to be raised" like my hand to a fat bitch face hole.
"Okay start with the breakferest! Because uh, this need time to rise it up!"
"First of all I have some left, from dis flour!" Waste not want not cracky.
Real baker never are to measure. When you are head chef like me, you are making things from the memory of not needing to know how measuring to be making of tings.
Little pbit more!
"Dis here? Dis 4 cups flour." Hmmm....I am tink.
Little pbit more agains!!! Now I am sift it and we talk about AmberLynn later because there is fakeness of AmberLynn in mah schat!
"Whole wheat is having all part, nothing taken out, that is why is darker!" LOLWUT? "And dis is called....uhmm....that one I tell you I make I use with the fish! Ghee? Ghee? Gheeghee?" DeeDee is very smart, but she cannot tell what Snaggletooth is talking about. Oh oh! "Is wheatgerm! So dose, I need some for da fish later!"
"So here, four cup, big spoon salt!" No need measure though, just pour. Baking is from heart. Not chemistry. Measuring on dis channel? IS NOT COOKING SHOW!
"Sugar! Tablespoon!"
Yeast?
"One cup. One spoon. Big spoon!"
Hmmm. Maybe little zbit more.
"And another sugar. One teaspoon."
"I put some sugar here and here divided by two to activate yeast. Warm water you don't even need to mix it
Activated dry yeast, now with sugar.
I cover with the wrap for making the yeast to activate. This is how you are to making of bread. Oskol.
Now. Dis not cooking show but I am tell you all the food I have left out on the counter you already could be seeing this entire time. Listen as I say English words with much understanding of how they are being pronounced.
Is so impressive. All this making for of the breakfast!
Look how happy chef I am! But not at my teeth! Look how my yeast is rise when I put it on hot stove with extra sugar in glass to small for having it!
Only a tazi.
Now, I am pull out these bagel that I am heat in the oven with some cheese. This is impressive head chef for having skill.
"Beeeoooottiieefulllsss!" Even my dumb bitch agree.
Nader, "I am only Muslim" he is knowing Muslim. He is Arab. Obi.
For this egg I am add Caraway seed. Just some though.
Now I am make egg so I can show you my amazing plating for the skills. I was chef, chef on boat. You know dis? I cook all my life! Learn by watching!
"Here your food habibti"
"I like eat my egg, like dis." Delicious.
"And two bickle, here"
Is good!
"Smashed it! See! Packed it!"
I eat like cock in prison, because I am obi.
"mMmm oooohhh MMmmMHMmMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nader has an OnlyFans, "I haven't post anything but I will, watch! I'm just looking for partner!" Nader was to be making these pickles! "The flavor? MmMmMMm cost me less than $2!"
Is so good. "I'm trying to make money Only Fans, I'm not making it for fun!" X.
"MmMM!" Line up ladies. But DeeDee?
"Who tell you she not my baby?"
Ha ha! Is funny joke.
Now I am making weed so I can then to be insulting my schat. They are stupid. I am King! You do not need to be knowing information that is about tings of which I am not want talk. I am have new members, I don't call them Friends with Benefits anymore, now they are Elshammy Family! Is handsome, less tied to my degeneracy.
This about "Live let live, let me live how I am want!"
Is time to bake ze pbread! This is how you are to roll pbread!
"No air, you have to make it, no air! And you close the edges, you see this?"
"Like dat!"
Ha ha! Look my good bake!
But do not for look my teeth!
Now I am to be making a wash of egg for the top of all these tiny dick I have made and stuff in pan. DeeDee is wanting know why I have made dis way.
Stupid bitch. "What you mean? Is gonna be one biece!" Now for letting me paint brush ayg and caraway seed.
Now we are done and we are bake.
"You put it for da 350"
"And back. 300." Beep. Beepity beep! "Here I put 310 cause I know my" beep beep beepity beeple beep! "I know dis now give me 280."
I sit now with my bitch. We read your schat. We are happy couple! So happy! Heeheehaa haa. Much loving for to have.
Don't look my nose!
"Take care bye!"
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Fantastic OP @GargoyleGorl ! Thank you for this. Excellent, engaging writing and very thorough, engrossing content. I've been here for the entire genesis of the Nader arc, and still learned some stuff. Very stoked that this skid mark finally has his own thread; there's only so much Nader sperging we can deal with in the Chantal sewer.
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As you can see another dedicated kiwi did the work of finding
Quoting and reposting for posterity and relevancy.
Ponzo
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I just re-read the OP and I noticed that the photo marked as, "beef stroganoff my way," was identified by Null on the July 22nd episode of Mad at the Internet as being baba ganouj (eggplant). May I please get clarity on this from an eagle eyed/egyptian kiwi?
That would be hilariously looking baba ganjouj but better than average looking stroganoff.
That would be hilariously looking baba ganjouj but better than average looking stroganoff.
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It was beef stroganoff HIS WAY and it was filmed the night Chantal got blasted out of her mind on shrooms and cut the cheese cubes improperly.
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Null misidentified it. It was supposed to be Beef Stroganoff and it was an absolute abomination. If you in anyway thought it was better than average looking Beef Stroganoff then you must have only ever eaten Stroganoff cooked by an Egyptian crackhead who conned your ass.
eta: ninja'd by @ADHD
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Chubby Moose
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I've been lurking Chantals thread ever since Nader came onto the scene. I just can't believe that not only is he still in the picture a year on, but all of this enlightening information and scandal that has surfaced recently. One part of me really wants to see his channel removed simply because he's a fucking shitty human being but I've become so desensitised to shit on the Internet that my morbid curiosity wants to see this pan out and escalate for as long as it can until he's either sent to prison or someone dies.
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that sketch has huge golden state killer mood
those Arabic men will put teeth in your mouth
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Hand made Loaf of bread and a little something to eat
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Just a little minor thought but in the last video leak when Nader is saying if his ex had lived he’d have killed her for putting him in prison, and if Chantal puts him in prison he will kill her and likewise DeeDee.
There is someone he left out, actually if Mae is to be believed there are several women he left out who were & are still pressing charges against him for rape.
It seems odd he would leave Mae out of his vengeful rant when she is also a threat to his freedom.
In fact, in all these leaks so far we’ve had no word of Mae, only Chantal’s charges.
Give me puzzle pieces but it’s odd especially as per Choly Flower’s interview with another former mods Cousin-it, Linda & Diana Lynn stated, they all asked him abt Mae’s accusations and he denied it.
I haven’t seen the interview posted yet and as it’s Nader’s ex mods spilling some tea I thought it would be an informative add to his thread.
Gotta love a COWARD
There is someone he left out, actually if Mae is to be believed there are several women he left out who were & are still pressing charges against him for rape.
It seems odd he would leave Mae out of his vengeful rant when she is also a threat to his freedom.
In fact, in all these leaks so far we’ve had no word of Mae, only Chantal’s charges.
Give me puzzle pieces but it’s odd especially as per Choly Flower’s interview with another former mods Cousin-it, Linda & Diana Lynn stated, they all asked him abt Mae’s accusations and he denied it.
Gotta love a COWARD
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Just a little minor thought but in the last video leak when Nader is saying if his ex had lived he’d have killed her for putting him in prison, and if Chantal puts him in prison he will kill her and likewise DeeDee.
There is someone he left out, actually if Mae is to be believed there are several women he left out who were & are still pressing charges against him for rape.
It seems odd he would leave Mae out of his vengeful rant when she is also a threat to his freedom.
In fact, in all these leaks so far we’ve had no word of Mae, only Chantal’s charges.
Give me puzzle pieces but it’s odd especially as per Choly Flower’s interview with another former mods Cousin-it, Linda & Diana Lynn stated, they all asked him abt Mae’s accusations and he denied it.
I haven’t seen the interview posted yet and as it’s Nader’s ex mods spilling some tea I thought it would be an informative add to his thread.
Gotta love a COWARD
Thanks for this link. I just listened to about an hour and 1/2 of this on 1.5 speed and Wow - it legit sounds like he was trying to form a damn cult! It was fascinating.
Although they say he denied the Mae SA, I think there is some truth to it. I believe that the August 3rd court date is for that case. Could be wrong but I have a strong feeling. You are right though, it is interesting he hasn't threatened Mae yet.
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What am I missing out on here? Why does this bucktoothed fool have a harem of women? Is it that 'they can change him'? or some shit?
Aqueous Kiwi
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I feel like he's not threatening Mae because she actually has a case against him. He probably thinks if he only threatens people who aren't part of the case, it won't be allowed to be used as evidence. Which may or may not be the case.
I don't watch alot of unedited Nader, so I don't know about this 100%, but it does seem like he doesn't really talk much about Mae at all. At least compared to how he talks about the other bitches in his life. It could be recommended by his lawyer?
(First post ever on the farms, hopefully I did everything correctly, forgive this newfag ;-; )
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Watching him make Strogonoff HIS WAY, makes me want to beat him to death with a cast iron pan for his hubris.
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Because he's a "bad boy."
