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Along with everyone else, I've been happy to see the dwindling numbers for this worthless diseased, gremlin-faced sandnigglet. But at the same time, annoyed at the numbers still falling for his tired old crackhead tricks, of which I've outlined previously here. It's disheartening to think that this drug-addled, inbred, genetic misfire lowlife could trick even one person but he can still trick around 70 dumbasses
It appears from a glance at his channel, he's been employing attention whoring method number 4 (clickbait titles) this week
This super clickbait video "I need Help" did manage to succeed in drawing the views the scheming sandnigglet wanted, as it's one of the few recent videos to break 2k views. But this video obviously ended up turning away subsequent viewers because people realized he's fucking full of shit and NEVER has anything to goddamn say. Reminder the "help" he needed was for people to watch him cook. That was the fucking big reveal
So the next 3 videos after this were generically named with generic cartoon stock photo thumbnails that garnered such low views, that each video haven't hit 1k views even today. These 3 videos were later updated with more food oriented titles and thumbnail pics were updated with his prison slop food, to be more inviting/"professional." I remember a post back that had poked fun of these videos because they were named "I made it!" and "I made it part 2" because he's a stunted, attention whoring toddler on crack
So this sandnigglet's ego undoubtedly took a huge blow - 3 failure of vids in a row. He had to do something very attention whorish and fast!
"I’m going to
Look at this cheap ugly whore. This was his hail mary brute force attempt at maximizing the views. He must've cried to his harlot of sad old bitches and one of them definitely created the thumbnail pic for him. This crude creation is undoubtedly the shoddy work of some homely dumbass, but still miles out of depth for the tech-illiterate crackheads of Lachine. And whoever did this knows basic photo editing because they dramatically brushed up his skeletal Holocaust body (they brushed away his ribs, the protruding horizontal bones on his chest, and sharpened the shadows to define pecs and abs)
It worked - over 2k views, and it got reactions out of people like I know Yaba both spoke on it and tweeted about it, and the videos after this one had a consistently higher number of views. Now he's trying to ride that wave of momentum with super clickbait titles, designed to get dumbasses to ask what the title is about
"Oh my God… that was GOOD!
This video had an absolutely stomach-churning thumbnail of both of the crackheads making a teasing O face. I didn't watch it but I assume it was flooded with dumbasses asking "what was good? what are you 2 talking about
??" and this vid managed to break 2k views.
After disappointing viewers again with a titillating clickbait vid, they did update the thumbnail with the diarrhea slop he made, so that the sexual implications were no longer there, and meant to be about food. The gay mummy continues to decay and clickbait, but has curbed it a bit. Not as clickbaity but vague, nonsensical titles designed to get the dumbasses in the chat, asking what the title is about
And the answer is always fucking NOTHING.
And it's always the same formula of kitchen (cooking)
eating reading the chat. Even when they added a new character (that sloppy Angelika hag whore), it's still the same boring formula. Even with a thumbnail pic of the sandnigglet outside or Tampon is going to cook, it's still the exact same boring formula. I clicked into one of the videos from a couple days ago and it's still the same boring, incoherent meth ramblings. They have literally nothing to say, nothing new to say. Not about Chins, not about any reactor, or various ex-supporters of theirs (it's always "she wanted to have sex with the fugly methgoblin! she's craaaazy for his coo coo")
By this point, everyone is at the mercy of Analhorns, who is usually the only one in the chat, so everyone is forced to hear the sandnigglet and Tampon read out loud what kind of day Analhorns has been having and respond to her stupid fucking updates of every single dull happenings in her hag life.
If there's any "supporters" in the chat, then everyone is forced to hear Tampon read out loud the same exact handful of comments:
- "what are you making? save a plate for me!" (to which they always say "sure! come over!" Every. Fucking. Time)
- "I don't get why people have to be so negative and be haters to you 2"
- "I like italian food. I had a sandwich for lunch" (or whatever sad detail from their pointless lives)
And that's ALL their retard chat is able to come up with. Every single video. So I wonder, what draws 70 dumbasses to continue to watch this shit? The chat has been so sanitized that I don't think a single troll's been spotted in weeks/months? What brings 2k people to click? I can't think of a bigger, worst way to waste time in your life than watching one of his worthless videos, which as it's been pointed out before, are literally identical because they're so boring and lacking in any kind of substance. But they've gotten substantially worse because the crackgoblin has resorted to SINGING in every video, constant caterwauling ear-piercing singing (maybe to self-soothe since his rape case court date has been looming). The kind of dumbass who'd stick around for this shit is a dumbass with low self-esteem and 0 self-respect
It appears from a glance at his channel, he's been employing attention whoring method number 4 (clickbait titles) this week
"I need Help"
This super clickbait video "I need Help" did manage to succeed in drawing the views the scheming sandnigglet wanted, as it's one of the few recent videos to break 2k views. But this video obviously ended up turning away subsequent viewers because people realized he's fucking full of shit and NEVER has anything to goddamn say. Reminder the "help" he needed was for people to watch him cook. That was the fucking big reveal
So the next 3 videos after this were generically named with generic cartoon stock photo thumbnails that garnered such low views, that each video haven't hit 1k views even today. These 3 videos were later updated with more food oriented titles and thumbnail pics were updated with his prison slop food, to be more inviting/"professional." I remember a post back that had poked fun of these videos because they were named "I made it!" and "I made it part 2" because he's a stunted, attention whoring toddler on crack
So this sandnigglet's ego undoubtedly took a huge blow - 3 failure of vids in a row. He had to do something very attention whorish and fast!
"I’m going to 
rage"
Look at this cheap ugly whore. This was his hail mary brute force attempt at maximizing the views. He must've cried to his harlot of sad old bitches and one of them definitely created the thumbnail pic for him. This crude creation is undoubtedly the shoddy work of some homely dumbass, but still miles out of depth for the tech-illiterate crackheads of Lachine. And whoever did this knows basic photo editing because they dramatically brushed up his skeletal Holocaust body (they brushed away his ribs, the protruding horizontal bones on his chest, and sharpened the shadows to define pecs and abs)
It worked - over 2k views, and it got reactions out of people like I know Yaba both spoke on it and tweeted about it, and the videos after this one had a consistently higher number of views. Now he's trying to ride that wave of momentum with super clickbait titles, designed to get dumbasses to ask what the title is about
"Oh my God… that was GOOD! "
This video had an absolutely stomach-churning thumbnail of both of the crackheads making a teasing O face. I didn't watch it but I assume it was flooded with dumbasses asking "what was good? what are you 2 talking about
??" and this vid managed to break 2k views.After disappointing viewers again with a titillating clickbait vid, they did update the thumbnail with the diarrhea slop he made, so that the sexual implications were no longer there, and meant to be about food. The gay mummy continues to decay and clickbait, but has curbed it a bit. Not as clickbaity but vague, nonsensical titles designed to get the dumbasses in the chat, asking what the title is about
And the answer is always fucking NOTHING.
It's always nothing and is always going to be nothing.
And it's always the same formula of kitchen (cooking)
eating reading the chat. Even when they added a new character (that sloppy Angelika hag whore), it's still the same boring formula. Even with a thumbnail pic of the sandnigglet outside or Tampon is going to cook, it's still the exact same boring formula. I clicked into one of the videos from a couple days ago and it's still the same boring, incoherent meth ramblings. They have literally nothing to say, nothing new to say. Not about Chins, not about any reactor, or various ex-supporters of theirs (it's always "she wanted to have sex with the fugly methgoblin! she's craaaazy for his coo coo")By this point, everyone is at the mercy of Analhorns, who is usually the only one in the chat, so everyone is forced to hear the sandnigglet and Tampon read out loud what kind of day Analhorns has been having and respond to her stupid fucking updates of every single dull happenings in her hag life.
If there's any "supporters" in the chat, then everyone is forced to hear Tampon read out loud the same exact handful of comments:
- "what are you making? save a plate for me!" (to which they always say "sure! come over!" Every. Fucking. Time)
- "I don't get why people have to be so negative and be haters to you 2"
- "I like italian food. I had a sandwich for lunch" (or whatever sad detail from their pointless lives)
And that's ALL their retard chat is able to come up with. Every single video. So I wonder, what draws 70 dumbasses to continue to watch this shit? The chat has been so sanitized that I don't think a single troll's been spotted in weeks/months? What brings 2k people to click? I can't think of a bigger, worst way to waste time in your life than watching one of his worthless videos, which as it's been pointed out before, are literally identical because they're so boring and lacking in any kind of substance. But they've gotten substantially worse because the crackgoblin has resorted to SINGING in every video, constant caterwauling ear-piercing singing (maybe to self-soothe since his rape case court date has been looming). The kind of dumbass who'd stick around for this shit is a dumbass with low self-esteem and 0 self-respect
Also, I've never seen a more unfortunate case of becoming more like the person you're with
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