Names you dislike

[Preferred Penne]

I've never met an Amber who wasn't a fat sweaty white trash tardmonger.

 

[Shiversblood]

God damn you John Smith! The name is just too common. Way too common. I will be honest with you it is just simply too hella frequent commonly used so many numerous people in the USA and in the entire globe the world over indeed everywhere the name is just having too many people have this name.

Names should be unique. What’s the point if your name is just that common.

 

[Muttnik]

How the hell are you supposed to say Graham without sounding like an idiot?

 

[Valentine]

Ashley or the 10 other ways to spell it. I also went to school with a Chimay, which both looks ugly imo and reminds me of a vegetable. It's also predominantly an African name. She was white.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Any sort of unique spelling on a common name. It just seems pretentious and you're screwing everyone over by giving your baby a name like that. It causes confusion for teachers, employees etc. trying to get the persons name and the person with the name will have to deal with the confusion and repeating themselves their entire lives as they give it out at schools, the DMV, employment etc.

 

[Monolith]

1. Any of this new 'smashing syllables together' bullshit. Mostly it's blacks who do this shit, but white people have been catching up.
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4. Heather
5. Richard
6. Jon (not John)
7. Rodney
8. Any name that uses two 'x's when one x or another letter would suffice
9. Any name that uses a 'y' instead of another vowel for no other reason than novelty.
10. Elizabethany

You mean Elyzabethany.

How the hell are you supposed to say Graham without sounding like an idiot?

It's pronounced like "Graham."

 

[Draza]

Cody,Aiden,Jayden,and Freddy.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

My personal Karens are actually always named Heather.

Many of them own 2-5 winnie the pooh sweaters 3 sizes too big for them and you'd swear "Welcome to the Dollhouse" was about them.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Marvin, Myron, and Bruce. Also anything that immediately tells you it's a ghetto nog.
As for surnames, anyone I've ever met (anywhere and unrelated) named Kerr or Carr is a POS.

ETA Also, Jackson is gay as shit, and half the time the white trash who use it name the poor bastard Jaxson or Jaxxon, thinking they're fucking cute. Fuck those people.

 

[formershroomeryuser]

God damn you John Smith! The name is just too common. Way too common. I will be honest with you it is just simply too hella frequent commonly used so many numerous people in the USA and in the entire globe the world over indeed everywhere the name is just having too many people have this name.

Names should be unique. What’s the point if your name is just that common.

I hate the name Malizis. It sounds like the name of a soft gay boy but will let you slap him around so you can feel even more gay and he will talk about how tough he is but everyone knows when you slap him he sounds like he has the voice of Lisa Simpson. The name just bothers me for some reason. I knew this gay dude named malizis one time and he told everybody how tough he was but he was jealous are gay men having anal sex. One day he was caught getting rammed by the Cocks of 18 men of Africa. Are you going to beat people up if they told anybody what he did but nothing happened and that was the end of him soundings so tough. What kind of name is Malizis anyway? Strange nationality

 

[Alex Krycek]

All the names I dislike are older names that aren’t common but in particular I don’t like the name Hortense. I don’t know why exactly.

 

[Orion Balls]

Meghan has always been a bitch, and will always be a bitch.
E- Also never known a Richard that I was fond of. Especially the ones that go by Rich.

 

[TaterBot]

I dislike older names like Samuel, Gertrude, Ethel, Prudence, Lucille, Ruby, Annabelle, Frank. Since these are no longer used, I guess it doesn't matter much.

Weird mixtures (like Jacob + Colby=Jacolby) don't sound right to me either.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"unique and special" names white women give their children

Back in the day, white Americans usually had last names like "Jones" or "Smith". Now they can have these odd-looking names that are difficult to pronounce or spell right, like "Kavanaugh".

Also "Christian" doesn't really work well as a name.

And every "Phil" I know of is a lolcow or really odd.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Also "Christian" doesn't really work well as a name.

Don't let Chris-Chan hear this

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Weird mixtures (like Jacob + Colby=Jacolby) don't sound right to me either.

That's a great name if you want everyone to think of cheese every time your kid is mentioned.

All the names I dislike are older names that aren’t common but in particular I don’t like the name Hortense. I don’t know why exactly.

Because it has an ugly sound. Speaking of which, Helga and Olga are awful names. There's a reason women with those names in fiction are always hideous she-beasts, because they sound like hideous she-beast names. Funnily enough, the very few times I've met real women with these names, they've actually been fairly conventionally attractive. I guess if you're going to saddle a girl with such an ugly name, she'd better be. But the names themselves are still bad.

I also dislike the name Hilda, although not as much. Maybe it's a little too similar sounding to Helga for my tastes.

 

[Crankenstein]

Aiden.

 

[MarkieMark]

Fuck anyone named Xander, Jayden/Aiden, Damien, or Khaleesi. Their parents for sure said the same thing when they named their kids after those faggy names, and they'll be bullied for life cause of it.

 

[Coldgrip]

Any girl name that ends in a 'y' but is spelled with an 'i' instead.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Crystal or whatever object or things name retards use, especially those of the troon hemisphere. Fuck that.