Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

By having awful, weirdo parents including a psyco, delusional, addict mom. They never got his teeth fixed because they were too fucked up all the time. And he never even got a drivers license! Check out his mom's twitter:

https://twitter.com/lizmdennis?lang=en

Yes that's his real mom.

In other news, she wants universal basic income. Shocker. Her, Cosmo and Cosmo's dad are living on $16k total annually from the government, not doing any work all day, and complaining about it demanding free health care and more money. It's not hard to see how Cosmo got so fucked up. Living with his parents in that environment is not doing him any favors.

https://twitter.com/lizmdennis/status/1352989230570594306?s=20

Also, how bout this BOMBSHELL: Cosmo's parents took out $100k in loans for him to go to Columbia College in Chicago, and are still paying it off. What a fuckstick!

https://twitter.com/lizmdennis/status/724337131863203840?s=20

https://twitter.com/lizmdennis/status/589867973164183552?s=20

His dad was (possibly is still) a custodian at a college:

https://youtu.be/b7mxN4VwDOc?t=27

And yet his delusion of being a pretty lady is definitely not him futiley running from unpleasant circumstances

 

[Green Coffee Mug]

*dons tinfoil armor*

is there a very very strong correlation between being online streaming all day, and trooning out? i pay little to no attention to people who play vidya real fast, because they waste all their time at a computer and contribute jack shit zilch nada to society and video games don't put food on the table. anyway.

i don't have that much data, but it strongly looks like the more time someone spends streaming videos for 4 hours a day, the more likely they are to try to be a "woman". when... usually real women don't stream vidya for four hours a day and actually have jobs and raise children and stuff.

correlation, causation, what's going on here...

edit: oh wait i just realized. they want to be anime waifu things, and because all their time is spent staring at a monitor and talking on voicechat and not irl, they're delusional and blind enough to think they can look like a vocaloid anime thingy or something.

brb lollin forever

 

[Aidan]

I am surprised he's still alive.

 

[Antipathy]

I am surprised he's still alive.

He's just as healthy as his thread. I'm curious which one will die sooner.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

*dons tinfoil armor*

is there a very very strong correlation between being online streaming all day, and trooning out? i pay little to no attention to people who play vidya real fast, because they waste all their time at a computer and contribute jack shit zilch nada to society and video games don't put food on the table. anyway.

i don't have that much data, but it strongly looks like the more time someone spends streaming videos for 4 hours a day, the more likely they are to try to be a "woman". when... usually real women don't stream vidya for four hours a day and actually have jobs and raise children and stuff.

correlation, causation, what's going on here...

edit: oh wait i just realized. they want to be anime waifu things, and because all their time is spent staring at a monitor and talking on voicechat and not irl, they're delusional and blind enough to think they can look like a vocaloid anime thingy or something.

brb lollin forever

No, doing that isn't causing them to troon out. There's plenty of people like that who don't, you just don't hear about them as much.

Although, being a streamer puts them in a situation where it's easy to develop an echo chamber and hug box. So no matter what fucked up shit they decide to do it isn't hard to only pay attention to orbiters. And of course not going outside ever makes it easy to become very disillusioned about how the world works.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Behead those who do not archive

By having awful, weirdo parents including a psyco, delusional, addict mom. They never got his teeth fixed because they were too fucked up all the time. And he never even got a drivers license! Check out his mom's twitter:

https://twitter.com/lizmdennis?lang=en

Yes that's his real mom.

In other news, she wants universal basic income. Shocker. Her, Cosmo and Cosmo's dad are living on $16k total annually from the government, not doing any work all day, and complaining about it demanding free health care and more money. It's not hard to see how Cosmo got so fucked up. Living with his parents in that environment is not doing him any favors.

https://twitter.com/lizmdennis/status/1352989230570594306?s=20

Also, how bout this BOMBSHELL: Cosmo's parents took out $100k in loans for him to go to Columbia College in Chicago, and are still paying it off. What a fuckstick!

https://twitter.com/lizmdennis/status/724337131863203840?s=20

https://twitter.com/lizmdennis/status/589867973164183552?s=20

His dad was (possibly is still) a custodian at a college:

https://youtu.be/b7mxN4VwDOc?t=27

1st link from that post

elizabeth dennis (@lizmdennis) | Twitter

archived 24 Feb 2021 22:11:38 UTC

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elizabeth dennis on Twitter: "Could you fight for a universal basic i…

archived 24 Feb 2021 22:14:05 UTC

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3rd

elizabeth dennis on Twitter: "@SenSanders we still owe 100k for our s…

archived 24 Feb 2021 22:15:28 UTC

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elizabeth dennis on Twitter: "@BarackObama all higher education shoul…

archived 24 Feb 2021 22:16:48 UTC

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[Trigger Me Timbers]

By having awful, weirdo parents including a psyco, delusional, addict mom. They never got his teeth fixed because they were too fucked up all the time. And he never even got a drivers license! Check out his mom's twitter:

https://twitter.com/lizmdennis?lang=en

Yes that's his real mom.

In other news, she wants universal basic income. Shocker. Her, Cosmo and Cosmo's dad are living on $16k total annually from the government, not doing any work all day, and complaining about it demanding free health care and more money. It's not hard to see how Cosmo got so fucked up. Living with his parents in that environment is not doing him any favors.

https://twitter.com/lizmdennis/status/1352989230570594306?s=20

Also, how bout this BOMBSHELL: Cosmo's parents took out $100k in loans for him to go to Columbia College in Chicago, and are still paying it off. What a fuckstick!

https://twitter.com/lizmdennis/status/724337131863203840?s=20

https://twitter.com/lizmdennis/status/589867973164183552?s=20

His dad was (possibly is still) a custodian at a college:

https://youtu.be/b7mxN4VwDOc?t=27

Oh well this explains a lot. Having drug addled, narcissistic mother would do that to a young man like Cosmo. Having a drug addict mom is pretty much like growing up in a single parent household as the father is normally either also drugged up or spends his time getting drugs for her.


John numbers didn’t make Cosmo a woman, he just accelerated the inevitable.

Cosmo, you should of taken your “fuck it I’ll spend all my time and money trooning
“ attitude and first make your self look good regardless of gender. Like fixing those comically fucked teeth.

 

[FaggotWhoLikesDarkSouls]

man, narcissa is the only tranny I kinda feel bad for and I don’t know why.

Low testosterone/estrogen and repeated, similar action over and over in the wrist is probably going to make Cosmo's wrists and hands fall apart even faster.

What the fuck? The goblin boy is falling apart?

Its always like that because the dream of transitioning is never like reality

You can see that on their avatars: its always anime girls or anime-esque, idealizations of femininity, of what not even the top percentile of women can be in terms of looks since a 16yo girl with natural E-cups that dont sag isnt real. They dont picture themselves as the average girl, they think they will become supermodels

Then reality comes crashing down and they see they are men with wigs, a dress and an open wound where their dicks used to be

I remember before this mass gender hysteria started some reasonable people tried to warn these would-be troons that medical tech just wasnt there yet, that they would not be actual women but at best a bad imitation of a woman

Of course just hinting at this now gets you permabanned everywhere

Amen brother, said it better than god himself lmao

 

[Antipathy]

What the fuck? The goblin boy is falling apart?

Just fucking look at him. He looks like Gollum if Gollum did meth.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

*dons tinfoil armor*

is there a very very strong correlation between being online streaming all day, and trooning out? i pay little to no attention to people who play vidya real fast, because they waste all their time at a computer and contribute jack shit zilch nada to society and video games don't put food on the table. anyway.

i don't have that much data, but it strongly looks like the more time someone spends streaming videos for 4 hours a day, the more likely they are to try to be a "woman". when... usually real women don't stream vidya for four hours a day and actually have jobs and raise children and stuff.

correlation, causation, what's going on here...

edit: oh wait i just realized. they want to be anime waifu things, and because all their time is spent staring at a monitor and talking on voicechat and not irl, they're delusional and blind enough to think they can look like a vocaloid anime thingy or something.

brb lollin forever

Nope.

There is, however, strong correlation between streaming vidya all day and being an ugly motherfucker, and between being an unfuckable dork and trooning out.

Armchair Hannibals like to bullshit about gender roles and blahblahblah but truth is much simpler: men like lesbian porn. Some men even like to jack off to the idea of being a lesbian. Taking estrogen is taking that fetish a bit too seriously.

Also, women always enjoyed social priviledges over men. Since the dawn of equal gender rights, women now enjoy the same legal priviledges men do but also a lot of unwritten priviledges men don't. Troons are not stupid, they realize (even if unconciously) that pretending to be a girl gives them a lot of power. I mean, ~75% of transgenders are MtF for some reason.

Narcy Darcy would be better off spending all that speedrunning money on hookers & blow IMO. Coke alone would cure his "depression" in 15 minutes, tops.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I knew his parents were liberal losers who never made much of themselves and enabled Cosmo horribly, but I didn't realize it was this bad. His mom's a fucking addict, no wonder he's a compete mess and always has been. It also explains his meltdown over his ex- she was probably his one escape and link to normalcy.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

How about finding a girlfriend that's neither dangerhair nor speedrunner groupie?

If you want a girl who puts out fast, hire a hooker. Don't be Spoony v.2.0.

 

[Cool Dog]

No, doing that isn't causing them to troon out. There's plenty of people like that who don't, you just don't hear about them as much.

There is a strange correlation tho, speedrunning cons have dilation stations now

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

What do you expect from cons devoted to freaks of nature?

 

[Antipathy]

Nope.

There is, however, strong correlation between streaming vidya all day and being an ugly motherfucker, and between being an unfuckable dork and trooning out.

Armchair Hannibals like to bullshit about gender roles and blahblahblah but truth is much simpler: men like lesbian porn. Some men even like to jack off to the idea of being a lesbian. Taking estrogen is taking that fetish a bit too seriously.

Also, women always enjoyed social priviledges over men. Since the dawn of equal gender rights, women now enjoy the same legal priviledges men do but also a lot of unwritten priviledges men don't. Troons are not stupid, they realize (even if unconciously) that pretending to be a girl gives them a lot of power. I mean, ~75% of transgenders are MtF for some reason.

Narcy Darcy would be better off spending all that speedrunning money on hookers & blow IMO. Coke alone would cure his "depression" in 15 minutes, tops.

There's also strong correlation between
1: Being male and being autistic
2: Being autistic and streaming all day
3: Being autistic and being transgender.
IIRC men are 4x more likely to be autistic and since there is a strong correlation between autism and transgenderism that could explain at least part of the discrepancy.

Speedrunning and autism must be linked. Autism and transenderism are linked. Ergo speedrunning and transgenderism can appear causally linked but are probably both influenced by autism.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

I'd say autism and transgenderism are linked mainly by immunity to criticism and taking responsibility for past fuckups.

Transgender/Autistic multiclass has a lot of synergy.

 

[Jack Awful]

There's also strong correlation between
1: Being male and being autistic
2: Being autistic and streaming all day
3: Being autistic and being transgender.
IIRC men are 4x more likely to be autistic and since there is a strong correlation between autism and transgenderism that could explain at least part of the discrepancy.

Speedrunning and autism must be linked. Autism and transenderism are linked. Ergo speedrunning and transgenderism can appear causally linked but are probably both influenced by autism.

Autism usually causes 3 key things that are relevant:

1. It can fuck with your sense of self
2. It can fuck with your sexuality
3. It makes you fixate and hyperfocus on things

1 means that you never truly know what you are, what you look like, and it makes you uncomfortable in your own body. It's why you get so many hideous trans people that clearly don't pass, but think they look like an anime girl.

2 means that the idea of being a different sex can become a fetish.

3 is relevant to both. It can make you obsessed with how wrong you feel in your own body, the concept of "fixing" yourself, and the concept of transgenderism as a whole. It can also make you obsess over a specific video game to the point where you can tolerate playing it over and over and over again for hours straight trying to improve your time on the first level by a tenth of a second.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Autism usually causes 3 key things that are relevant:

1. It can fuck with your sense of self
2. It can fuck with your sexuality
3. It makes you fixate and hyperfocus on things

1 means that you never truly know what you are, what you look like, and it makes you uncomfortable in your own body. It's why you get so many hideous trans people that clearly don't pass, but think they look like an anime girl.

2 means that the idea of being a different sex can become a fetish.

3 is relevant to both. It can make you obsessed with how wrong you feel in your own body, the concept of "fixing" yourself, and the concept of transgenderism as a whole. It can also make you obsess over a specific video game to the point where you can tolerate playing it over and over and over again for hours straight trying to improve your time on the first level by a tenth of a second.

@ddlloo k

The Speedrunner class, compared to Commoner, sacrifices little when changing class to Transgender. Both Speedrunner and Transgender classes are ones nobody wants in their party, so they're not prejudiced much against each other.

 

[ddlloo]

From my experience with autists, they usually don't care about their gender, more about trains or computers. IMO it's a coincidence that so many speedrunners are autistic, the bigger variable here is speedrunning itself when it comes to trooning out. Also not every antisocial loser lost in vidya out there is autistic.

The Speedrunner class, compared to Commoner, sacrifices little when changing class to Transgender. Both Speedrunner and Transgender classes are ones nobody wants in their party, so they're not prejudiced much against each other.

Speedrunning requires you to, on a regular basis for hours at a time multiple days per week, to repeat the exact same actions again, and again, and again, and again in an attempt to perfect something. Last time I checked fixations and repetitive behaviour are cornerstones of Autism.

 

[Tovarisz]

Speedrunning requires you to, on a regular basis for hours at a time multiple days per week, to repeat the exact same actions again, and again, and again, and again in an attempt to perfect something. Last time I checked fixations and repetitive behaviour are cornerstones of Autism.

And do keep in mind everyone, they can't use save states if they want to be taken seriously. It's perfection A to B to Z or being treated far worse than an actual olympic athlete caught cheating. It's not reload the save until you get the boss patterns right, it's go through the entire game without getting hit in under x minutes/seconds.

The only thing that can compete with the most autistic fastest speedrunners is preprogrammed demos. I imagine the moment their attention isn't completely consumed by pressing buttons they go more insane from overthinking nothing.