Wait I thought Cosmo broke it off with Isaac because he got bored of him or whatever, but did so before anything else (and before doing that last ditch "please come cuddle with me" in Portland right before he moved). So what is this with Isaac saying that Cosmo cheated on him? I'm so confused. I'm assuming he means cheating in that sense and not in the speedrunning sense (many have called Cosmo a cheater because he uses a special N64 console and at times modified controllers without explicitly saying so up front). If Cosmo actually did cheat on Isaac while they were "together" that is definitely new information.
Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down
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AlmightyMagichan
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Nice to see someone named Vanity is complaining about a narcissist. Not really sure what you'd expect when getting into a relationship with a trans person, they don't exactly have a good track record when it comes to mental health.
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Amazingly, Mrs. Wagner has found yet another opportunity to delay the movie by joining the Logan Nonfiction Program and taking part in their summer workshop: https://archive.md/bmxEv
Funny enough, in their PDF they still describe Narco as if he was really still speedrunning Zelda:
The workshop goes from April to June. So we now know that the movie cannot possibly come out before June, i.e. 6 months after the intended release. Originally production should have taken a bit over a year (funded in September 2019, planned release in December 2020), so the project is 50% over time already.
If I were a terrible shitlord, I would start to think that the movie's subject didn't turn out to be that great, and since Narco has abandoned Zelda, people and all hope, Jane is now just using the project as a pretense to get into workshops, connect in the industry and will just drop the project eventually. With no refunds, of course.
Funny enough, in their PDF they still describe Narco as if he was really still speedrunning Zelda:
The workshop goes from April to June. So we now know that the movie cannot possibly come out before June, i.e. 6 months after the intended release. Originally production should have taken a bit over a year (funded in September 2019, planned release in December 2020), so the project is 50% over time already.
If I were a terrible shitlord, I would start to think that the movie's subject didn't turn out to be that great, and since Narco has abandoned Zelda, people and all hope, Jane is now just using the project as a pretense to get into workshops, connect in the industry and will just drop the project eventually. With no refunds, of course.
Crazy but not really all that surprising. When they started the kickstarter they had already been fimling/working on the documentary for a solid 2 years, so this is just an epic failure.
In other news, Cosmo is now streaming that Ring Fit game. I thought he was going to pick female as the gender but he picked "I'd rather not say". Cosmo is weighing in these days at 165 pounds. This is probably the first time in his life he's going to do anything even remotely resembling exercise.
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That's pretty heavy considering I always remember him being a scrawny stick figure.
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It's also worth remembering that they were a couple grand short of the kiskstarter goal at the 11th hour. They were something like $15k short going into the final days and managed to close much of the gap through a social media blitz. Did some guilt creep into a transphobes heart and they vowed to make sure Cosmo's story got told? Did a friend or relative loan them the money? As a last resort they could take out a high interest personal loan and pay it off as soon as the kickstarter money hit their account. Not hitting the goal would have left them with nothing but a hundred hours of Cosmo footage.
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Pretty much, this is nothing new.
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Do they even need to deliver anything at this point? I'm not sure exactly how the legal side of kickstarter works, but I'd imagine that in reality as long as they got their cut of the funds raised, they could care less about this stupid documentary getting released.
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It depends if they wanted to make it in the first place. I mean, you scam people on Kickstarter - that's it, every other time you will try to do something someone will bring that up.
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The most KS actually "enforces" is forbidding the team from making new Kickstarters if they haven't delievered their previous. That's the extend to which KS cares. They got their % and shrug.
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I think Ms. Wagner does need to deliver if she wants to be in film. This was going to be her first credit as more than just a producer on a TV show. She hasn't done anything besides Break the Game since 2019. It's nice for her that she's getting these workshops and she can tout her pet tranny project, but I would think taking so much time and that failing to deliver on a directorial debut would be a red flag in the film industry and relegate her to the sea of producer roles in mainsteam television. It's certainly going to be a knock on any crowdfunding effort unless she can drum up an outrage angle as to why she failed to deliver.
I'm probably hoping for too much considering the film industry is full of retards with agendas and too much money. They just need useful idiots.
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Maybe he should try doing one of those weird alternate controller speedruns. Then he can start complaining about his wrists, fingers, toes, kidneys, and toenails hurting.
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His single digit viewership always spins my head no matter how much time passes. It feels like it wasn't long ago I was watching him run Wind Waker to 10k viewers.
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Cosmo's story is basically a manual on how to self-destruct a brand that doesn't involve sexually assaulting someone or saying nigger. You have to be a real retard to turn trooning out into a bad career move in the current year.
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What is it with speedrunners breaking down into trannies?
It's the quickest way to death.
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Autism. That is both the meme answer and the real answer. Autists are serveral times more likely to go tranny than non-austists. There was a study done by an adolescent tranny clinic in the UK that found 1/3rd of their patients were on the medium to severe autistic spectrum. The assburgers weren't even included. Many of the problems experienced by autists are supposedly solved by pretending to be a women. They feel isolated, they don't understand people, people don't understand them. They don't feel right in their own body because of these issues. Something is wrong with them. That's just because they need to find their true selves!
Combine that with living terminally online in degenerate communities full of coom obsessed weebs and furries that are rife with trannies and you have a troon pipeline.
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Among speedrunners it's less autism and more being an ugly motherfucker who doesn't bang hot chicks. You get the cons of being a sportsman, but without the arguably biggest benefit of hot girls throwing themselves at you. Korean Starcraft pros drown in pussy compared to guys like Cosmo, who trooned out after the only girl in his life dumped and made fun of him publictly. He painted his nails before but the girl was the last straw IMO.
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So when he was Cosmo, he was popular and made some money from streaming. Then he becomes Narcissa, loses all his popularity and money, and spends most of his time trying to get popularity and money. And as a side note whenever anyone pays attention to him or gives him some money, he completely ignores them.
You really have to wonder what exactly the plan was with the troon out.
You really have to wonder what exactly the plan was with the troon out.
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