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Well, that's obvious. Cosmo only goes for records he makes up or that have absolutely no competition.
Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down
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Still he's the only Castlevania64 runner with Beetle Adventure Racing WRs. That has to be worth something, right?
[Commentated] Castlevania (N64) Carrie Speedrun in 34:19
just tried to drop all the knowledge I had, hope it's enjoyable.uncommentated run here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQyvrEDORAA
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Cosmo has done a commentary on one of his records for Castlevania 64. I didn't listen to/watch it, but seeing as how he doesn't upload audio but like twice a year now figured it was worth to mention here. I honestly wonder if he even dresses up like a girl anymore because the voice is way closer to his old male Cosmo voice than it was that super fake dainty Narcissa shit.
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I watched it. It's just a hour-long commentary on the speedrun, nothing lolworthy.[Commentated] Castlevania (N64) Carrie Speedrun in 34:19
just tried to drop all the knowledge I had, hope it's enjoyable.uncommentated run here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQyvrEDORAA
Cosmo has done a commentary on one of his records for Castlevania 64. I didn't listen to/watch it, but seeing as how he doesn't upload audio but like twice a year now figured it was worth to mention here. I honestly wonder if he even dresses up like a girl anymore because the voice is way closer to his old male Cosmo voice than it was that super fake dainty Narcissa shit.
He says it's possible to do a <34 minute run if you don't fumble as much as he did. Also that he's "done playing it" unless someone discovers some new strats.
ty2358 and Tyderium both have WRs for Reinhardt and Carrie, so Cosmo's WR is but a matter of how much they don't care.
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What he needs to go back to is being a man and become a useful member of society.
Or at least to being actually competent and speedrunning games people give a shit about. I miss the wind waker runs
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What he needs to go back to is being a man and become a useful member of society.
Or at least to being actually competent and speedrunning games people give a shit about. I miss the wind waker runs
Sounds like public suicide is the only option.
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Cosmo has a chance to be a top speedrunner as much as becoming a top 100m sprinter after not sprinting for a few years and returning to the game in his mid-30ies, constitution ruined from estrogen, weed and alcohol.What he needs to go back to is being a man and become a useful member of society.
Or at least to being actually competent and speedrunning games people give a shit about. I miss the wind waker runs
If there was a men/women category distinction he could beat the shit out of female speedrunners I guess. (@mdr4life that's the joke)
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Lol dude there is a "female speedrunner" category and they are all troons. Cosmo would not prevail there. The only way for him to "succeed" is to do what he is doing, and that's either play games no one else is playing (no competition) or create nuonced categories in games that people do play (again, no competition). In every avenue in life where he's put in a situation where he is on some sort of relative level with skills involved, he falls short. Cosmo is a lifelong failure but at this point due to his parents' enabling and actually encouraging this, he's happy to spend the rest of his life living with them off of $16k a year.
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He streamed last night wallowing in depression and weeb games. Felt like deja vu of the days when he'd just play Splatoon, take abuse and seek attention before fucking off. Rinse and repeat. He was talking about how he's falling into a deep depression and stopped his meds for it. Likely just running of weed, hormones and soy at this point. Speculation, but perhaps there may be a downward spiral soon?
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I immediately noticed this as well, this sounds a lot like old Cosmo and not the horribly strained Narcissa voice. I always try to be[Commentated] Castlevania (N64) Carrie Speedrun in 34:19
just tried to drop all the knowledge I had, hope it's enjoyable.uncommentated run here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQyvrEDORAA
Cosmo has done a commentary on one of his records for Castlevania 64. I didn't listen to/watch it, but seeing as how he doesn't upload audio but like twice a year now figured it was worth to mention here. I honestly wonder if he even dresses up like a girl anymore because the voice is way closer to his old male Cosmo voice than it was that super fake dainty Narcissa shit.
with Cosmo.
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Hopefully it's dawnbreak after the dark night of the soul. But that would require wrenching himself away from his enabling community (whom he confides in only because he is or feels attacked by "trolls").
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Narcissa is a dumb bitch who should go back to the kitchen 
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Great minds sink alike lol
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Well, if you attract only flies, you know what you are.
Actually what do you expect from a person who chose the name "Narcissist" for themselves?
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Even theoretically, how could it be possible for Cosmo to date lol