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Cosmo has never been a very interesting cow. The most interesting thing about him is his freaky appearance and being a tranny. He's mostly just a whiny drug addict NEET.
Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down
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They were funniest to me in the era where people who genuinely had no idea wtf happened would state "Man I wish Cosmo would come back" then get screeched at by crazy people for deadnaming.
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It was actually much worse, but an accident.
This ban led to him making the threats to shoot up twitch, which resulted in the ban becoming permanent. Even after showing the nsfl pic he was on his way to getting unbanned, had he not overreacted. Twitch was ready to let him serve a short sentence, until they were made aware of the deleted shooting threat
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He ain't never hopping off the narc train. Online attention and drug abuse have unlocked his mental illness to a degree that would require serious work over years part to curb.
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https://www.speedrun.com/oot/runs/emkjx7ly cosmos 15:22 (18:10 without intro skip) run saying defeat ganon no srm (any%) is dead is currently still going with more discovered time save shaves
https://www.speedrun.com/oot/runs/mrvj1qgz 11:41 almost shaving off 4 mins out of cosmos any% 15:22 is dead run with the new dongo cavern ganon wrong warp
https://www.speedrun.com/oot/runs/mrvj1qgz 11:41 almost shaving off 4 mins out of cosmos any% 15:22 is dead run with the new dongo cavern ganon wrong warp
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this along with the gaming journos hyping him up for being a trannyrunner, not realising that for every speedrun stream there was 10 streams of cosmo crying while high
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They wouldn't have reported on it even if they bothered to perform a modicum of due diligence. There was a narrative to push. Are you under the delusion that journoscum aren't whores for profit and politics?
You are talking about the 2nd major ban (and the one that turned out to be permanent in the end).
The first one happened in 2018, and it was because of purposefully streaming hentai.
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Yes it is still alive, he keeps streaming on his youtube channel but can't have more than 250 viewers
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Narcissa flicked by just the other day when i was doin the good ol boredom watch on youtube. He had like 14 viewers.
Dude is totally dead as a streamer at this point. Dont understand why he bothers at all really....but i guess he just dont know anything else.
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Looks like they copyright claimed the video. I took the liberty of cutting together a remix restructuring what the documentarian did in a more digestable narrative format as well as reuploading the full thing onto odysee and rumble. Below are my notes that I took on the aforementioned recut
My overall takeaway from the first segment is that this was clearly designed to get you to sympathize with Narcissa, but it mostly just comes off as pathetic. The filmmaker also used generic female stock sound effects from Narcissa's pov that I cut out, which is pretty hilarious when you compare it to Narcissa's tranny voice
The only stuff I left out was some conversations he had with his mom and what I deemed was excess in the program. The portions with his mom can be summed up as:
- POV YOU ARE NARCISSA WRIGHT
- This is basically just a compilation of neethog day tier material from the documentary featuring Narcissa
- https://youtu.be/dAZqqXJbMiI
- Narcissa Wright's Breath of the Wild Journey
- First 3 minutes is "Remember when I was Cosmo?"
- 3:02 - 4:10 begins this animated sequence where he basically outlines his reason for being - to regain his status from when he was Cosmo
- 4:14 - 6:48 Animated sequence detailing how he got into gaming and "wasn't like the other kids". This in particular is pretty creepy because they decide to feminize his childhood appearance to apply that he was "always female on the inside"
- 6:49 - 9:09 Zelda Breath of the Wild saw a resurgence of interest and activity in Narcissa's channel, getting him to about 3k viewers as a peak
- 9:11 - 10:46 Narcissa tries speedrunning again and his goal is to beat the current world record for Breath of the wild while reaching 10k viewers
- 11:28 - 13:29 Narcissa breaks down on stream for being unable to get past an obstacle in a video game. I cut it for time's sake but this is also the stream where a group of people from Mental Health Crisis services rang his doorbell, prompting further spiraling.
- 13:31 - 15:00 This is going to be Null's favorite part. The video segways into how "the Trolls take Narcissa out of context to bully xir". Kiwi Farms cameo. Touches on how Narcissa seeks out negative attention because they are desperate for any attention, but mostly is framed as the fault of the trolls somehow
- 15:00 - 16:25 this part is basically "joke's on them I was acting retarded on purpose". Segways into a funny animated sequence about "the trolls turning me darksided man" juxtaposed with frames from Breath of the Wild gameplay
- 16:33 - 18:20 Narcissa wants to be loved and cared for but also idolized, he can't juggle both for some reason so he sacrifices taking care of himself and being loved in a personal/intimate fashion to try and be idolized.
- 18:24 - 20:02 the world record run, somehow he manages to pull it off and actually beats the time. However he is unable to recapture the interest he had when he was cosmo, failing to reach even 1/10th of his goal.
- 20:02 - 20:38 Narcissa wallows as he remembers what it was like to be Cosmo and have that clout.
- 20:39 - 22:35 Narcissa mental breakdown, scary music!!!! ends with him cutting his hair
- 22:36 - 25:13 Narcissa calls a suicide hotline counselor, whines and blames his problems on the world, then hangs up and cries on stream.
- https://youtu.be/s9A1ex6aVOg
- D Gurl X Narcissa Wright
- 0:00 - 1:28 Narcissa describes his relationship with is viewers. We also see the way his core fanbase interacts with him which includes them just sitting in his stream watching him sleep
- 1:29 -2:52 D_gurl, a viewer in Narcissa's chat gets Narcissa's attention more by donating to them. Narcissa follows them back on twitch
- 2:52 - 4:09 D_gurl and Narcissa flirt with each other across streams. D_gurl shit talks soylent
- 4:09 - 5:00 D_gurl presses Narcissa about their relationship status, forces him to vc to hash it out
- 5:00 - 6:16 D_gurl and Narcissa meet up irl at Narcissa's home. D_gurl describes Narcissa's trash living conditions and shit talks soylent more. Narcissa seems to be happy to have someone there for a change.
- 6:17 - 8:11 In spite of this, Narcissa's addiction to attention leads him to ignoring D_gurl for the sake of perfecting his speedruns
- 8:11 - 8:45 D_gurl leaves for home, Narcissa cries because they decided not to ride with them to the airport.
- 8:46 - 10:53 Narcissa basically sidelines the relationship progress with D_gurl because they'd rather be famous with 20k people watching them than to have this intimate relationship
- 10:55 - 12:12 D_gurl calls after Narcissa cuts his hair, and Narcissa agrees to go to California to visit D_Gurl
- 14:19 - 15:15 a little comparison to how these trannys see themselves versus reality, and Narcissa vomiting on his nature hike
- https://youtu.be/zWFA_uuNWBQ
The only stuff I left out was some conversations he had with his mom and what I deemed was excess in the program. The portions with his mom can be summed up as:
- She loves Narcissa a lot, wishes he could just go back to being happy when he was playing video game tournaments and to be more comfortable with is body. The documentary makes it come off as vaguely transphobic but well meaning, Narcissa cares a lot about his mom and sees her as his original support. When the documentary ends it leaves off with Narcissa visiting his parents for the first time in a while.
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What more exactly do you need? This thread should be one hundred percent his funny face by volume
Look at them twin towers you could fly a plane between them he he
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Attempted translation: the category that Cosmo famously declared dead (previously called any%, now called 'defeat ganon no srm') has gone on to see almost 4 minutes of further time saves in the years since.https://www.speedrun.com/oot/runs/emkjx7ly cosmos 15:22 (18:10 without intro skip) run saying defeat ganon no srm (any%) is dead is currently still going with more discovered time save shaves
https://www.speedrun.com/oot/runs/mrvj1qgz 11:41 almost shaving off 4 mins out of cosmos any% 15:22 is dead run with the new dongo cavern ganon wrong warp
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You think he could've gotten braces for that fuckin whistlin Jimmy gap of his?What more exactly do you need? This thread should be one hundred percent his funny face by volume
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Look at them twin towers you could fly a plane between them he he
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I'm glad he didn't, they complete his iconic look
just like the twin towers completed NYCs iconic lookNow I'm sad
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He is iconic in his own strange way isn't he? I think he isI'm glad he didn't, they complete his iconic look
Now I'm sad
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They could have, but that would be like putting a new coat of paint on a burnt out crack shack.
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