Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
  • Total voters
    4,106
Cosmo's two most defining character traits are being lazy and being a narcissist. Doing a dramatic identity makeover and using it as an excuse to talk about himself without actually putting anything to action is comically on-brand for him. It's like people that talk about their New Years resolutions nonstop even through they broke them all on day 3
 
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Light-Blue Yoshi said:
Cosmo's two most defining character traits are being lazy and being a narcissist. Doing a dramatic identity makeover and using it as an excuse to talk about himself without actually putting anything to action is comically on-brand for him. It's like people that talk about their New Years resolutions nonstop even through they broke them all on day 3
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Replace Cosmo with fellow (former) speedrunner Chibi/Adam White and your paragraph is still spot on.

The only difference is that Chibi isn't trans but on FaceBook he has posted middle-aged woman-tier inspirational quotes and recently he has been putting on gay eyeliner makeup.
 
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Banzai_eel said:
Someone should make a "how-to" manual or teach courses in it. Maybe a new venue? something similiar to the "ALPHA males" courses.
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Here's your how-to manual:
- Write a how-to-score-paypigs-for-dummies manual and sell it. Same thing as making money off crypto in 2024: you set up a crypto exchange service and rip customers off with service rates.
 
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David Kirk Ginder said:
The official GDQ Youtube channel has a million subs but the speedruns have comparatively low views, apart from the popular and recent games. Gone are the days of 1million view hype. Now it's just a tranny and nigger speedrunner DEI showcase.
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GDQ used to be one of the gaming events for me, just like the cringefest E3 was, it had some charm to it. Now is... Tranny showcase.

David Kirk Ginder said:
Instead of a rebrand, has Cosmo considered a detrans? Return to your original brand, how about it chief?
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Always hopeful for that one but it is not gonna fly. Sadly.
 
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Randomly decided to check on Cosmo and it appears to be casual gaming streams and a few edited videos covering recent speed running attempts. One of the last edited videos on the Narcissa channel was an announcement of the new Nova Wright channel which is dedicated to edited videos covering recent speed running attempts. After a month and three new videos that channel has stopped receiving updates. To date it has been over four months since any content was released on the Narcissa Wright channel and over three months since anything has been uploaded to the Nova Wright channel. The only recent activity has been sparse postings on X (xcancel archive) mainly about completing FFXIII-2 and Tekken. Looking at older videos it takes going back over two years to find any with a face cam. Fair to say the story of Cosmo "Narcissa" Wright has come to an end.
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GaryGray said:
Randomly decided to check on Cosmo and it appears to be casual gaming streams and a few edited videos covering recent speed running attempts. One of the last edited videos on the Narcissa channel was an announcement of the new Nova Wright channel which is dedicated to edited videos covering recent speed running attempts. After a month and three new videos that channel has stopped receiving updates. To date it has been over four months since any content was released on the Narcissa Wright channel and over three months since anything has been uploaded to the Nova Wright channel. The only recent activity has been sparse postings on X (xcancel archive) mainly about completing FFXIII-2 and Tekken. Looking at older videos it takes going back over two years to find any with a face cam. Fair to say the story of Cosmo "Narcissa" Wright has come to an end.
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I watched one or two of his Tekken streams and they were so incredibly boring and dry that I couldn’t even find anything to alog him.
I tried probing him in the chat, but he’s so doped up,sad and pathetic that I just left and didn’t feel like posting anything. I think the only nuggets of information I got was he sang the snake eater theme on top of the mountain when he was filming that documentary.

I have a feeling he’s definitely on some hard-core SSRI’s just the way he was talking and that he couldn’t talk like at all during the gameplay, so it would just be like chunks of silence when he’s playing and just addresses the chat in lobby’s in the most passive way. He only had 7 viewers with a peak of maybe 20.
Another reason why I think he’s crazy doped up was because obviously a lot of people ask him about things in the past, not even embarrassing things. Just you know, interesting things in Cosmo’s past and he couldn’t remember anything. He couldn’t even remember the documentary he filmed. He was trying to recall things about the documentary like you would try to recall memories from 20~30 years ago.

I still blame John ‘muthafuckin’ Numbers
 
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Metamorpho said:
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I don't think it is, that looks like their actual "name". They're just a nigger and think they're being avante garde by making it nonsense.

Anyways I hope Cosmo doesn't go offline. It's not like he's going to do anything else with his life anyways, he may as well break down online so the world can get something out of it.
 
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