💼 Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Uh oh.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/250604221

The fastest methods are often the least painful.

Oh Cosmo you rascal, speedrunning even with your suicide.

 

[EB 940]

it's become human, shut it down boys

 

[Antipathy]

Ah, the classic troon move.
Threaten suicide for attention.

 

[Raging Capybara]

If he is saying the truth (LOL), he will kill himself without streaming it. Gosh, I'm going to a-log this motherfucker so much.

I'm waiting for this moment 2 years.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Apparently transgender wasn't enough, now we're going to different species otherkin bullshit too?

 

[Ruin]

On the plus side if Cosmo necks himself live he'll have a bigger audience than he's had in years.

 

[AbyssStarer]

I already lost my bet that he'd do it quite a while back, but better late then never. Get a good helium tank, cosme.

 

[Luigi]

Never
ever

 

[Black4STA]

If only... 9/10 times its attention begging.

Hopeful though!

 

[break these cuffs]

If only... 9/10 times its attention begging.

Hopeful though!

Faking a suicide for attention is the most womanly thing Cosmo has ever done. A man just suck starts a shotgun in his garage.

 

[Meowthkip]

Faking a suicide for attention is the most womanly thing Cosmo has ever done. A man just suck starts a shotgun in his garage.

Real men fake their suicides to start their lives over under a new identity in Tijuana.

 

[Antipathy]

Real men shoot themselves in the head, survive but are buried, and then dig their way out of their coffin.


So they don't have to pay bills.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Real men suicide on stream:

 

[Accel]

Real men suicide on stream:

Hopefully Cosmo doesn't unfocus the camera when he waves at it.

 

[Heather Mason]

Cosmo is too weak for suicide. His "attempt" (if he even tries) will consist of eating a bottle of Tylenol or HRT then calling somebody to tell them he's going to die. Then the paramedics will arrive and take him away and he'll be institutionalized for a while

If he's successful though I'll eat my fucking words

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

Cosmo is too weak for suicide. His "attempt" (if he even tries) will consist of eating a bottle of Tylenol or HRT then calling somebody to tell them he's going to die. Then the paramedics will arrive and take him away and he'll be institutionalized for a while

If he's successful though I'll eat my fucking words

You'll eat your hat is what you'll goddamned do. There isn't nearly enough hat eating in this joint

 

[Zilortha]

I'd love to see a live counter of Cosmo's bank account balance lol. That would be rather useful in "situations" like this lol.

 

[Satania]

Narci is streaming here instead on Twitch for some reason? https://plexstorm.com/stream/narcissa

He seems to be back to his normal self so no suicide (yet), boys.

 

[vhstape]

No suicide is going to happen, just a cry for attention which is this dude's fetish

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Uli is living a great life. He went on vacation (by himself! ) to Hawaii where he got to swim in really blue water. He's looking to move to Florida, so he'll be near the ocean and away from the cold. He's doing well at his job, and he's not quite as unkempt as he used to be. He's still an odd dude, but he's a happy, productive member of society. Cosmo is a shut in failure. He's hardly in a position to make fun of Nick.