Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Shugo]

Got a job as a cleaner despite limitations on his mental state that previously left him housebound

Then got a job at Walmart, working full time quickly and being asked to work 50 hours some weeks because he's so efficient.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Then got a job at Walmart, working full time quickly and being asked to work 50 hours some weeks because he's so efficient.

Meanwhile Cosmo does nothing that he's paid for such as the chaturbate stream

 

[Xanax]

Then got a job at Walmart, working full time quickly and being asked to work 50 hours some weeks because he's so efficient.

Huh, never knew that. Good on him.

Cosmo would probably work an hour in retail and then storm off because a customer complained about him intermittently making hissing noises and asking for donations.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Huh, never knew that. Good on him.

Cosmo would probably work an hour in retail and then storm off because a customer complained about him intermittently making hissing noises and asking for donations.

Don't forgot recoiling away from sunlight with how dark he keeps his room

 

[Baobinga]

I dont think he could ever handle going back to an AGDQ/SGDQ; if he fucked up on stage in front of thousands, especially in his current mental state, he might go home and terryberry.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I dont think he could ever handle going back to an AGDQ/SGDQ; if he fucked up on stage in front of thousands, especially in his current mental state, he might go home and terryberry.

What's to stop him from doing it on stage in front of thousands?

 

[Baobinga]

What's to stop him from doing it on stage in front of thousands?

Honestly, thats probably the most attention he could ever get. So, maybe?

 

[Drip Feed]

And Cosmo needs dedicated help. Too bad he always ignores it

he dont need help, he needs your money NOW peasant.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Cosmo is a futurist, he'll never held a job that will be replaced by the glorious Artificial Intelligence (you know, those toys that can recognize images) in few years.

According to him, even driving is an "obsolete skill". Even worse: he wishes people lose their "obsolete-soon-to-be-replaced-by-robots" jobs just because the world is mean to him.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Cosmo is a futurist, he'll never held a job that will be replaced by the glorious Artificial Intelligence (you know, those toys that can recognize images) in few years.

According to him, even driving is an "obsolete skill". Even worse: he wishes people lose their "obsolete-soon-to-be-replaced-by-robots" jobs just because the world is mean to him.

Kind of like Movie Bob?

 

[Idea Waifu]

Cosmo is a futurist, he'll never held a job that will be replaced by the glorious Artificial Intelligence (you know, those toys that can recognize images) in few years.

According to him, even driving is an "obsolete skill". Even worse: he wishes people lose their "obsolete-soon-to-be-replaced-by-robots" jobs just because the world is mean to him.

So far the only obsolete is narcissa and his speedrunning, AI and TAS can replicate perfect runs that are more interesting to watch than his autistic ass, so he should stop trying to speedrun breath of the wild, well its not like hes going to get the world record anyway

Spoiler: Tas speedrun

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

So far the only obsolete is narcissa and his speedrunning, AI and TAS can replicate perfect runs that are more interesting to watch than his autistic ass, so he should stop trying to speedrun breath of the wild, well its not like hes going to get the world record anyway

Spoiler: Tas speedrun

Perhaps Narcissa should move to a different site, oh wait, he did, when he decided Chaturabate was a potential option

 

[break these cuffs]

I propose the thread category be changed from careercow to skitzocow since Narcosmo doesn't have a career anymore and is clearly insane, only one or two levels behind Terry A. Davis tier.

fftopic:FYI for anyone who doesn't follow Terry's thread: this poster is a CIA Nigger who is trying to disparage God's one true prophet.

 

[FP 208]

Cosmo tweeted this:

http://archive.is/4fFOx

which got reposted to subreddit /r/samandtolki here: http://archive.is/oVGhK

and then cosmo logged into one of his genuine reddit accounts: grindmonk - http://archive.is/wFweA to reply to a bunch of posts in the 140 post thread includes a kiwifarms shoutout

Spoiler: screencaps of every reply he made in the thread

and then he concluded with making a new thread to post a poem he wrote to /r/samandtolki - http://archive.is/LtLB3 :

 

[Luigi]

Cosmo tweeted this:
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http://archive.is/4fFOx

Hey that's the same one I use for depression

 

[0 0]

Cosmo tweeted this:
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http://archive.is/4fFOx

which got reposted to subreddit /r/samandtolki here: http://archive.is/oVGhK

and then cosmo logged into one of his genuine reddit accounts: grindmonk - http://archive.is/wFweA to reply to a bunch of posts in the 140 post thread includes a kiwifarms shoutout

Spoiler: screencaps of every reply he made in the thread

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and then he concluded with making a new thread to post a poem he wrote to /r/samandtolki - http://archive.is/LtLB3 :
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That's not a poem. That's prose. And it's so on the nose and lacking in any symbology that it's like a depressed grade schooler in their goth phase wrote it.

I'm also genuinely shocked that Cosmo said he wanted to bully Ulilila. I don't care too much for him, but Ulilila is a charming and sweet person who is completely undeserving of anybody's spite. He's a skinny, greasy teddy bear who is just doing what he loves. That fact that Cosmo just casually admits that he has considered bullying Ulilila of all people just shows how much of an egocentric sociopath he is.

You can whine and moan about Kiwi farms all you want, but we still make it a point not to harass the people we talk about, especially when said people are completely harmless and polite, if only eccentric. The difference is we have the common decency to mock somebody behind their backs, while Cosmo will insult them to their faces, ban them, and beg them for money--in no particular order.

 

[break these cuffs]

I'm also genuinely shocked that Cosmo said he wanted to bully Ulilila. I don't care too much for him, but Ulilila is a charming and sweet person who is completely undeserving of anybody's spite. He's a skinny, greasy teddy bear who is just doing what he loves. That fact that Cosmo just casually admits that he has considered bullying Ulilila of all people just shows how much of an egocentric sociopath he is.

Uli has been an internet oddity for a long time. I remember seeing him on a proto lolcow site called Portal of Evil back in early 2000s. Much like KF it was about looking at trainwrecks, although it was not limited to lolcows, and talking about them in the forums. Uli was one of the few exhibits that wasn't relentlessly mocked. He was an internet weirdo, but a harmless and interesting one. I don't remember even the edgiest of edgelords in any community I've been a part of feeling the need to troll or mock him if he came up. Just, why? You'd have to be a real asshole to want to hurt him.

 

[Ruin]

He's turning into Zinnia Jones with the amount of prescription drug he abuses.

 

[FP 208]

cosmo decided to take up playing beetle adventure racing again to remove his deadname from the highscores and get WR from "cosmo"

http://archive.is/bvvQz

and then he runs to r/samandtolki to post about it

http://archive.is/87sKP

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Beetle Adventure Racing is an excellent N64 game.

It's nice to know someone else still plays it.