💼 Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Neil]

I don't think Cosmo has the skill or practice down to do a cop% at twitch HQ, neither does he have the balls to do jump% and seems to dumb for drug% somehow. I really feel like he's just gonna focus on his rope%

Ignore everything I said before, update the poll "Suicide how?" with the options
-cop%
-jump%
-drug%
-rope%

Way more fitting.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

I hatte to say it, but man can't you just be normal? It really wouldn't have come to this if somewhere early in the pipeline He would have been bullied into stopping his self rotting Habits.

Remember: Early and often.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Luckily someone capped it.

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This is just posted on Dexerto today.

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

"Some of you folx are alright. Don't janny tomorrow."

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A friend of mine had that exact same airsoft AK.
It's the CYMA CM028 Airsoft AK47 AEG Rifle.

 

[Tumbo]

He hasn't run out of money yet is anyone else more than a bit suprised because I kinda am.

 

[Generic Retard]

This is just posted on Dexerto today.
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Here we go... now every outlet will jump on the train.
At least they chose a nice picture <3

 

[Lame Entropy]

I'm telling you guys, it was all of that soy milk. Stay away from that shit or you'll be threatening to shoot up some HQ while wearing a skirt next.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

In before suicide.

What is it with Troons thinking they can get away with shit

They seem to do get off with slaps to the wrists, quite a few times.

 

[LettuceMan]

So when’s the wannabe terrorist troon gonna get party-van’d?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

This is just posted on Dexerto today.
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The screenshot of the tweet is literally the one I posted. Imagine just tldr'ing a KF thread for your career.

 

[Dylan]

Even when the troon threatens mass shooting they still bother to get the most appealing and edited mugshot.

 

[evilsponge]

The screenshot of the tweet is literally the one I posted. Imagine just tldr'ing a KF thread for your career.

You do it for free!

 

[Dave.]

I'm telling you guys, it was all of that soy milk. Stay away from that shit or you'll be threatening to shoot up some HQ while wearing a skirt next.

That's why I drink almond milk. And almonds make you smarter too.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Has this masterpiece been archived here yet?

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Original film?

 

[Corpun]

Another one to add to the Farms alleged kill count.

 

[Generic Retard]

Even when the troon threatens mass shooting they still bother to get the most appealing and edited mugshot.
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Don't want to look transphobic now, do we?

 

[MarkofdaBOOG]

Luckily someone capped it.

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Lmao Narcissa is taking the black pill. It would be really funny if she actually did anything.

 

[Nick Gars]

You mean the big corporation is just using those faggy little rainbows as marketing?


I don't even see the point of OoT any % world records anymore. It's literally shooting an arrow at the right moment with your name entered as some gibberish to warp to the ending. At least when you warped to Ganon there was some kind of boss fight at the end. It just looks like a slightly more complicated way of entering a game shark cheat code to me at this point.

Sorry, but that's kinda the point of any%. It's all about getting to the credits asap with only using the game itself. Don't get me wrong, sadly most any% just devolves to how OoT is eventually because someone will always eventually find an ACE if there's a desire to. I definitely find glitchless and nomajorglitches much more impressive.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Even when the troon threatens mass shooting they still bother to get the most appealing and edited mugshot.
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I was under impression that the hon was always middle aged?

 

[kittyfucker]

couldn't do the walljump so he'll do a bridge jump instead