Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Heather Mason]

Breath of the Wild is God's gift to mankind
@ 13:20

I wonder when the novelty will wear off causing our dear speedrunner to crash into histronics once again?

 

[Raging Capybara]

A stupid, empty openword, with reskin enemies everywhere and no dungeons at all, really a "God's gift".

A link to the past is better than that shit, two f*ing decades ago.

 

[Captain Fish]

I checked out her stream while she was playing BotW and it's actually sort of embarrassing and weird? It's almost like she has no common sense for casual games..

 

[Kurosen]

Now that the novelty of the launch has worn off, Cosmo can only pull about 500 people it seems. Several much better streamers are easily pulling double that.

 

[BuckBumble]

I checked out her stream while she was playing BotW and it's actually sort of embarrassing and weird? It's almost like she has no common sense for casual games..

There's something delightfully ironic about BotW being Narcissa's BIG COMEBACK GAME but it's so massively different and focused on emergent gameplay that none of his previous skills mean jack shit in it.

 

[QT 219]

They're nothing but 8 hour streams of her whining about her fucking wrists. To be honest, I think she knew her speed-running shit was up and turned trans because she sensed where the real money was it. Her discord is just tumblrites and beta orbiters. It's so fucking weird.

 

[Buzzkill]

To be honest, I think she knew her speed-running shit was up and turned trans because she sensed where the real money was it. Her discord is just tumblrites and beta orbiters. It's so fucking weird.

I don't think so, as Cosmo he had consistent 1500+ viewers if he played wierd ass shit and easy 4000 when he chose Zelda, Castlevania or other good games. He didn't even have to speedrun to get viewers.

He wasn't near Summit or LIRIK levels but could be considered "famous" by twitch standards easily.

It's the transition (or rather - acting like a fucktard AFTER a transition), sleeping (or staring at the screen) streams that killed her channel and turned it into such a wierd place.

If all that shit didnt happen he'd easily have 8000+ viewers every time, judging by how the other channels rose since 2014.

 

[Raging Capybara]

He doesn't have wrist problems, he played 10 hours other day, how it's even possible?

It is like complain about leg pain and run a marathon.

 

[AnOminous]

He doesn't have wrist problems, he played 10 hours other day, how it's even possible?

It is like complain about leg pain and run a marathon.

That's probably how he got the RSI!

 

[Luigi]

He doesn't have wrist problems, he played 10 hours other day, how it's even possible?

It is like complain about leg pain and run a marathon.

maybe the game is so casul you don't even need wrists to play

 

[Lackadaisy]

Why would you willingly change your name to "Narcissa"? That's like changing your name to "Gertrude" or "Eliza Mae."

 

[zap2theextreme]

So has the new Zelda saved Cosmo's life or is he still a disgusting little ghoul living in a pile of dirty laundry?

 

[BuckBumble]

If anything it's pretty much sunk any hope that he'll be good at speedrunning ever again.

 

[Antipathy]

So has the new Zelda saved Cosmo's life or is he still a disgusting little ghoul living in a pile of dirty laundry?

What do you think?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

What do you think?

Even ghouls are prettier and better than him.

 

[Luigi]

Are we certain that Cosmo didn't die and come back as a ghoul tho?

 

[Somsnosa]

is that why they call it deadnaming?

 

[Seahorses]

http://compete.kotaku.com/famous-speedrunner-is-back-from-retirement-but-still-w-1792942416

Kotaku wrote a piece on Narcissa's victorious return to speedrunning today. Unfortunately, Narcissa's Switch and copy of BotW have not arrived yet.

Is it a coincidence that a trans person wrote that Kotaku article?

 

[D.Va]

Narcy made a random shit post on /r/SamandTolki before deleting the account (content was "it's not even close")

https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/5z803e/i_am_the_most_woke_speedrunner/

Account comment history: http://archive.is/lmbL3

 

[RJ MacReady]

Account comment history: http://archive.is/lmbL3

He's going into panic mode. The new Zelda was his last chance to make this tranny shit "work" and he's being hit hard by its failure to magically fix him. Now he regrets all this tranny shit and wants his old life back. He knows this path is terminal but he's too fucking arrogant and batshit crazy to turn away from it.

Meanwhile, a dozen speedrunners have already routed the first BOTW speedruns.