Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[RJ MacReady]

Cosmo is still a ways off from suicide. What he wants is money, and he knows suicide threats are a cheat code for instant attention. Any tranny can and will squeeze that angle for years and years. He'll be menacingly waving pills and vodka around soon enough.

If he does an hero, it'll definitely be on stream. Livestreamed suicides always net gluts of attention by virtue of their rare and spectacular nature, and Cosmo's story as a fallen e-celeb struggling with his identity is an additional dramatic hook the media will snap up eagerly. I have zero doubt he's entertained this exact logic.

 

[Jacob]

I'd be interested to know the makeup of the chat based upon the only three groups of people who watch him now: people looking for a meltdown, people who were fans of Cosmo desperately hoping for a return to greatness, and the SocJus type supporting him "because trans".

The ones hoping to witness a meltdown are likely silent in the chat. The few that do talk are usually weens and low-effort trolls.

I'm pretty sure the majority of pre-transition Cosmo fans have given up by now. There's bound to be a few clinging on, but they've got to be a minority. Outside of a resurgence at the first few BOTW streams, they're pretty much gone.

The SocJus ones are the bulk of the chat, whether they be white knights or thirsty fetishists (like that one Discord mod who got the boot for whining about Narci not giving him the attention he felt he deserved). Watch just about any Narcissa stream, and you're bound to see asspatting "You're so beautiful and perfect! uwu" messages pop up in the chat regularly.

There's also a small number of white knights who attempt to give Narci advice on how to improve her life. Despite meaning well, these people are pretty much always more successful at pissing her off than the actual trolls.

Most of the trolling/negative feedback takes place on the comments of her Youtube uploads.

 

[link_in_park]

MEME vs REALITY

 

[D.Va]

So Narcy posted on /r/SamandTolki again. This time, it basically turned into an AMA thread.

Highlights: Wants people to stop posting about him in /r/SamandTolki because of "fake virtue signalling", has a slapfight with the admin, talks back at anyone saying he needs help.

Spoiler: This image is 14,061 pixels tall

After deleting the thread, follows up on the thread about the deleted thread:

https://www.reddit.com/user/grindmonk

Word salad about speedrun philosophy.

Now he wants all discussion on himself on a different subreddit; I wonder why.

Ah.

 

[MetalParakeet]

For the first page or so, I thought "speed running" a marathon meant finishing an actual physical marathon in record time.

I'm dumb for assuming that any of the cows on kiwifarms have hobbies outside of their living room

 

[Trombonista]

Is he autistic? His posts make him sound like he's autistic.

 

[D.Va]

I've been catching up on Narcy's reddit activity. Spoilerpost image dump incoming:

Spoiler

In response to a post on /r/NarcissaCriticism titled "Stop mentioning your viewer count":

In response to /r/speedrun being subreddit of the day!:

What the fuck

There's been a sock/chaser/troll posting shit like this on /r/SamandTolki for about four weeks now.

Narcy is streaming right now and his viewer numbers are down to 163

He's been "speedrunning" BotW. Well, his personal record is currently over five hours when the top runners on the charts have got it down to 43 minutes. The speedrun category 'tism including that weird Discord poem ties into it I think. Narcy aspires to be famous for speedrunning a game, but also wants to, quote, "run it how I want to".

Not sure what his aspirations are anymore. Mostly delusions of grandeur.

 

[Jacob]

It really takes an exceptional individual to piss away all the momentum Narcissa had at the start of the BOTW streams.

In spite of getting the game a day late (Arguably several days late since a lot of streamers got an early start thanks to pirating), she was drawing a big crowd and even had Twitch staff helping her out by putting her on the front page.

Flash forward a few weeks, and it's basically all gone. She's right back to the views she was getting when she was streaming herself reading hatemail, smiling creepily into the webcam, and sleeping.

This was probably the last major opportunity she'll ever get, and I'm not sure if she even knows how badly she dropped the ball.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Is he autistic? His posts make him sound like he's autistic.

The dead, vacant eyes, transsexuality, and generally low intelligence suggest so, but I'm not absolutely certain.

 

[link_in_park]

Zelda: Breath of The Wild Speedrun in 14:14 by Cosmo

 

[PrincessHomura]

Holy shit is he done being a weird tranny? That gave me massive feels if he's trying to get back to some semblance of normalcy.

I really, really, really hate to break this to you, but the webcam feed and sound are from an old Ocarina of Time speedrun...

 

[BuckBumble]

Now that I've seen Narcissa not even classic Cosmo looks palatable to me.
But then the girlfriend(?) swoops in for a kiss and oh man I'm feeling bad for whatever happened there.

 

[Collections Agent]

But then the girlfriend(?) swoops in for a kiss and oh man I'm feeling bad for whatever happened there.

IIRC the girlfriend just used Cosmo for asspats and popularity then slept around and cucked him on a regular basis.

Sadly that's still a healthier situation than whatever Cosmo/Narcissa is now

 

[link_in_park]

SpeedLore Episode #88 - Nintendo World Championship

 

[BlueSpark]

This clip of Cosmo having an emotional breakdown on-stream just got posted to the Sam and Tolki subreddit.

It's pretty unpleasant to watch.

https://clips.twitch.tv/FreezingSullenSkirretTBTacoLeft

For anyone that doesn't want to or can't watch (or if Twitch deletes the clip): People were posting messages of advice and support in the chat (I didn't watch the stream, but I'm assuming that Cosmo asked for advice or maybe the subject just came up without his input).

Someone posts in the chat:
"You need to sort things out with yourself, Narci, that's the point. And that's easy to say, but incredibly difficult to do. Some soul-searching might be in order."

Cosmo seems to read this and reacts by saying (whilst his voice breaks):
"Some 'soul-searching might be in order?' What do you think I've been doing over the last, like, three years?! Like, what do you think I've been fucking doing?!"

Then he starts crying.

The reddit thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/63vx3s/narco_has_a_midrun_mental_breakdown/

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

This clip of Cosmo having an emotional breakdown on-stream just got posted to the Sam and Tolki subreddit.

It's pretty unpleasant to watch.

https://clips.twitch.tv/FreezingSullenSkirretTBTacoLeft

For anyone that doesn't want to or can't watch (or if Twitch deletes the clip): People were posting messages of advice and support in the chat (I didn't watch the stream, but I'm assuming that Cosmo asked for advice or maybe the subject just came up without his input).

Someone posts in the chat:
"You need to sort things out with yourself, Narci, that's the point. And that's easy to say, but incredibly difficult to do. Some soul-searching might be in order."

Cosmo seems to read this and reacts by saying (whilst his voice breaks):
"Some 'soul-searching might be in order?' What do you think I've been doing over the last, like, three years?! Like, what do you think I've been fucking doing?!"

Then he starts crying.

The reddit thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/63vx3s/narco_has_a_midrun_mental_breakdown/

He's crying because he went soul searching and found nothing.

 

[BlueSpark]

He's crying because he went soul searching and found nothing.

It's trapped in that haunted mirror of his.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

This clip of Cosmo having an emotional breakdown on-stream just got posted to the Sam and Tolki subreddit.

It's pretty unpleasant to watch.

https://clips.twitch.tv/FreezingSullenSkirretTBTacoLeft

For anyone that doesn't want to or can't watch (or if Twitch deletes the clip): People were posting messages of advice and support in the chat (I didn't watch the stream, but I'm assuming that Cosmo asked for advice or maybe the subject just came up without his input).

Someone posts in the chat:
"You need to sort things out with yourself, Narci, that's the point. And that's easy to say, but incredibly difficult to do. Some soul-searching might be in order."

Cosmo seems to read this and reacts by saying (whilst his voice breaks):
"Some 'soul-searching might be in order?' What do you think I've been doing over the last, like, three years?! Like, what do you think I've been fucking doing?!"

Then he starts crying.

The reddit thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/63vx3s/narco_has_a_midrun_mental_breakdown/

Sounds like a typical Narcissa stream to me.

 

[Raging Capybara]

He's a horrible actor, everytime I watch these crying bursts I can tell is just a scene, he is manipulative and an e-beggar, not the kind of people I would trust.

 

[The Grimace]

Saved the clip just in case someone wants it reuploaded.

>that fuckin chat