💼 Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Kurosen]

#fakenews

too bad it's all arbitrary anyways

 

[Super Collie]

If that's a record in the general game she'll lose it pretty fast. Otherwise if it's a record for some arbitrary far out goal/category that few people run this is just a vanity record and isn't worth recognizing.

edit: Narcissa doesn't appear on any of the leaderboards for this game at speedrun.com -- http://www.speedrun.com/botw#Any

double edit: Looked into it further, her run was for the "All Main Quests" category, with a time that was just under 7 minutes faster than the person currently on the boards at speedrun.com. Considering how quickly this game has been moving and how competitive Zelda games are, I give it less than a week before she loses the spot.

 

[Wallace]

I've been informed by reliable sources that when gender-benders take estrogen, it fucks with their emotions really bad. Someone earlier likened it to a second puberty. I wonder how much of this dumpster fire is a result of that.

On a side note, I'm told that starting estrogen makes you more sensitive to physical sensation. Stubbed toes hurt way worse, and orgasms are much more fun. Maybe Narcy should just crank one out while streaming live.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was the cause behind many troon mental breakdowns, and not just Cosmo. "Oh, you sometimes think or act in a way that isn't stereotypically masculine? Why you must be trans! Quickly, take these hormones or you'll die of suicide!"

 

[BlueSpark]

So Cosmo posted to a spin-off from the Sam and Tolki subreddit that's dedicated to criticizing him. The subreddit is /r/NarcissaCriticism and Cosmo's reddit account is "grindmonk."

Basically he's telling the people who criticize him to get a life and do more productive things.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

So Cosmo posted to a spin-off from the Sam and Tolki subreddit that's dedicated to criticizing him. The subreddit is /r/NarcissaCriticism and Cosmo's reddit account is "grindmonk."

He's not simply posting there, he created it.

It's ridiculous.

 

[BlueSpark]

He's not simply posting there, he created it.
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It's ridiculous.

lol, I didn't realize (I only visit that sub on the occasions it's linked from /r/samandtolki)

 

[My Car Is Garbage]

It's funny how he tries to avoid criticism with ''get a life'' when he's the one crying and sleeping on 10+hour streams everyday

 

[LucasSomething]

Just a though but if you can't take criticism, maybe you shouldn't make a subreddit called r/MyNameCriticism then? Also, this was the third top post on the sub:

 

[BlueSpark]

Cosmo announces a haircut. I'm guessing he's going to do something crazy with it (sourced from the Sam and Tolki subreddit):

 

[Coconut Gun]

And we enter the Britney style head shaving phase with a large dose of LOOK AT ME!

 

[Woodcutting bot]

Are his funds still plummeting, or has someone saved his ass?

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Things are bad when not even Kiwi Farms cares about you.

 

[Xenophile]

 

[The Fool]

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Now we know what he REALLY looks like

 

[Bob Page]

For a second there, I mistook him for a beaver.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

He needs to invest in some adult braces.

 

[The Fool]

He needs to invest in some adult braces.

he may as well go full Splicer mode and just wear a mask. He pretty much acts like one anyway.

 

[Woodcutting bot]

He's entering wicked witch of the west territory

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

He looks better with darker hair, but then anything would have been better than the blond with 2 inches of roots showing. He might be realizing that trying to be a sexy bombshell tiddie streamer is hard, especially when you're to lazy to even take a shower.